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  1. secondjag

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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    There was once a woman who owned a dog that she named Titswiggle. One day when she came home from work, she discovered that her beloved dog had run away. She was out all night asking if anyone had seen a loose dog. Nobody had seen him that night, but the next morning she met a little boy who said that he had seen a stray dog. The dog he described matched hers exactly. Upon finding out this information she asked the young boy, "Have you seen my Titswiggle?" Then the boy said, "No, but can that be my reward?" Why do men pay more for car insurance? Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving. A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear-splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.The Dr. said that the cost would be $3500 for "small," $6,500 for "medium," and $14,000 for "large."The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the Dr. urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.The Dr. came back into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected."Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the Dr.The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen." One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love.When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock. They got dressed quickly.Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn.Bewildered, she did as he asked thinking him pretty weird.The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door.Upset, she asked where he'd been. The man replied, "I cannot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU DAMNED LIAR! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"
  2. secondjag
    Happy 4th all. Click on any image for bigger, better, detail
  3. secondjag
    I swear I spoil ya. Too lazy to break these up, besides I think I'm going to take off the month in Aug to recharge and reassess. (16 vids) Guy fucks and cums in her ass her friend drinks it.mp4 1 camping.mp4 1 girl playing6.mp4 SELF - LUSAFUMU_E_AFINS (2).mp4 MAT - SELF - Watching stepmother masturbating to hotel porn - 2.5 MIN.mp4 BJ - beautiful cock blowjob.mp4 CUCK - friend waiting his turn.mp4 Creampie-SANDY LIKES THAT BLACK DICK.mp4 creampie- Cum deep in my Cunt - .8 min.mp4 DOGGIE - four-housewife-.mp4 IR - She is too much for him, poor guy. - 2.9 MIN.mp4 IR - VID-20230624-WA0241.mp4 FLSH - best mature pussy in xhamster - .5 MIN.mp4 IR - BBW - More BBC fucking. - 1.6 MIN.mp4 BJ - Eating the crown at the motel.mp4 wifey riding BBC (1).mp4
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    Only two but one's the bomb. SOUND ON FOR, "Creampie-Beautiful hotwife date with BBC in hotel" if that chick doesn't give you wood, you're dead. (2 vids) video_014273.mp4 Creampie-Beautiful hotwife date with BBC in hotel.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A Doctor recently had a patient 'drop-in' on him for an unscheduled appointment."What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked.The aged gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly catch my breath. Doctor, I'm scared!"The Doctor, looking at his 86-year old patient, said, "Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years; but tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?"The old gent replied, "Well, three times last night, and twice again this morning!" A Pennsylvania farmer was selling his peaches door to door.He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?" She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?" He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye. Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?" The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye. Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?" He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying. The lady asked, "Why on earth are you crying?" Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."
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    Happy 4th. Ok, we'll break 'em in two. Post 2 of 2. (8 vids) sound on IR -Cuckold Illinois 5 - 5.1 MIN.mp4 1 caption2.mp4 Wife Fucked by Huge Black Cock.mp4 SHRD - VID-20230218-WA0077.mp4 BJ - VID-20230429-WA0087.mp4 Carla Bora giving delicious and well-drooled blowjob.mp4 4946kfdss.mp4 3WAY - VID-20220423-WA0523.mp4
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    Happy 4th. Ok, we'll break 'em in two. Post 1 of 2. (10 vids) sound on SELF - MILF Wife 51 - .9 MIN.mp4 IR - milfne6-25.mp4 IR - REV - WhatsApp Video 2021-08-15 at 08.29.54.mp4 BJ - Video-20220609-WA0654.mp4 BJ - LUSAFUMU_E_AFINS (66).mp4 feels so good IR -341387-.mp4 Ravena Hanniely chupando pica do amigo e engolindo muito leite Hb.mp4 Never Before.mp4 VID-20230113-WA0050.mp4 57058.mp4
  8. secondjag
    Thanks Dom, much appreciated
  9. secondjag
    Happy 4th. Jackpot!! Some nice cuckold, boots, in here
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    Happy 4th all. Ok Dober, I'll split 'em in two. Post 2 of 2. (11 vids) 701822538_BJ-DaniBunnynursingwithtalent(1).mp4 307022480_Creampie-WifeVickyLikeOnlyBlack-3_2MIN.mp4 P Ass 20171208-WA0237.mp4 557079906_ThisIsAReallyHome-madeAmateurVideo-5MIN.mp4 video_2023-04-10.mp4 1 asian3.mp4 9l9odRV - Imgur.mp4 Wife giving to two doing double penetration in front of the horn.mp4 BJ - married-doing-oral in the room.mp4 CUCK - wife asking friend to get in.mp4 2131382958_CUCK-VID-20230626-WA0153.mp4
  11. secondjag
    Happy 4th all. Ok Dober, I'll split 'em in two. Post 1 of 2. (11 vids) TF - video_014436.mp4 Stepson caught stepmom watching porn and masturbating her pregnant pussy - .8 MIN.mp4 CUCK - VID-20220601-WA0066.mp4 IR - Mature Cuckold Wife Shared - 1.2 MIN.mp4 IR - REV - Ebony neighbor - 7.9 MIN.mp4 IR - VID-20201106-WA0304.mp4 SHRD - VID-20220730-WA0107.mp4 MAT - My Mature Wife Is Happy With Her Lover And Huge Dildo - 5.5 MIN.mp4 IR - BJ - Mature Slut Sucking Black Cock - 1.3 MIN.mp4 CPL - VID-20230608-WA0037.mp4 eating-girlfriend-hot-in-the-car-.mp4
  12. secondjag

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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    Happy 4th Seventeen-year old Marty came home and announced that he'd gotten laid for the first time.Shocked, his mother slapped him, and sent him to his room.When his father got home and heard the news, he dutifully went to see his son.Secretly pleased, he said "Well, Marty, I hope you learned something from this.""Yes, I did, dad." Marty replied. "Next time I won't tell mom, and I'll use Vaseline. My butt is killing me!" Sadie and Sophie are sitting at the kitchen table, bragging about their daughters. "My Belinda lives in a penthouse apartment in Miami," says Sadie. "She goes out to dinner every night at a different restaurant, has beautiful furs and clothes, and lots of boyfriends. " Sophie replies, "Yeah, my Leah's a whore too." I took a very classy and absolutely gorgeous lady on our first date the other evening. We had dinner at a very nice restaurant and went to a stage show afterwards. We were getting along fabulously and as the time came to part, I drove her to her house and walked her to her front door.Being a gentleman I thanked her for her company, saying she was so beautiful she reminded me of a wild rambling rose. She thanked me for the compliment and we parted, but not before we arranged to see each other the following evening.I arrived at her house the next evening as arranged, walked to and knocked on her front door. She came to the door, opened it and punched me right in the mouth.Somewhat surprised as one would expect, I asked her what had caused her to do that?She replied, "After you dropped me home last night, I was very flattered by the compliment you gave me and looked up wild rambling rose in my encyclopedia. It said that they did not perform well in bed, but when tied to a fence or wall, rooted very well."
  13. secondjag
    Happy 4th to those celebrating
  14. secondjag
    depends on my mood glad u dug 'em Dober
  15. secondjag
    OMG you absolutely must have sound on for "Horny Wife craves for bbc fuck" and watch all the way through. (8 vids) xvideos.com_594213028350cf421d401632431ab90e.mp4 IR - Horny Wife Craves For Homemade BBC Fuck - 22.5 MIN (1).mp4 1937326655_ACuckoldDreamFinallyComesTrue.WifefucksaBLKfriend.mp4 1901207660_acuckoldcompilation.mp4 a cuck hubby assists his wife and her lover.mp4 1775178655_Acreamyhappymore.mp4 a big hole.mp4 A body has needs.mp4
  16. secondjag

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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    The duplicitous cheerleader Mandy, Picks a fellow and asks, "Want a handy?" Once her stroking's complete, Pins him down, makes him eat. Turns out that's her modus operandi. There was a young man named Ringer, Who was seducing a beautiful singer. He said with a grin, "I've now rammed it in!" She said, "You mean that isn't your finger?" Once, there was a man who was so upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor."Father, I am sinful.""Yes son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you.""Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us.Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her.""That's bad my boy, fortunately you realize your mistake.""Father, last week I went to her office to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues, so I slept with her too.""That's not very good of you.""Father, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too.""Father? ......... Father?" suddenly this guy realized that there was no response from the Father, he walked over and discovered that the Priest was not there.So he began searching for him. "Father? Where are you?"He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano."Father, why are you hiding here?""Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me." An 18-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has missed her period for two months.Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!!"The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.Half an hour later a brand-new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: “Good morning, your has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.”He continues, “If a girl is born, I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach villa and a $1,000, 000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a $1,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $500,000 each.“However, if there is a miscarriage...”At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, “You'll make her pregnant again!”
  17. secondjag
    does this vault never end??? SOUND ON!! (16 vids) I'm reaching burnout. might need a break IR - SHRD - VID-20220210-WA0255.mp4 IR - fulfilled the desire to suckle a gifted one2.mp4 GH - VID-20230203-WA0068.mp4 DOGGIE - 240p.h264.mp4 IR - He knelt down and suckled his friend's with talent.mp4 creampie_eruption_Blacked2 (1).mp4 SELF - 1 home office.mp4 IR - SHRD - VID-20230626-WA0130.mp4 BJ - crown-haired-making-a-blowjob-of those.mp4 1 balls worship and more.mp4 1 girl playing3.mp4 IR - REV - White man fucks hot ebony hard - 2.3 MIN.mp4 IR - 9-Carol riding a nice cock.mp4 BJ - VID-20221201-WA0196.mp4 IR - REV - British ebony slut standing fuck - 1.6 MIN.mp4 Jus' Dancin'.MP4
  18. secondjag
    well Peter, "The times they are a changing"
  19. secondjag
    Jackpot!! Let's break 'em in three. Post 3 of 3. SOUND ON! ( 8 VIDS) Penetrada.mpeg How much can a man cum.mp4 BJ - Neighbor says she wants to learn how to suck dick better - 2.2 MIN.mp4 1 balls and more.mp4 BJ - VID-20220406-WA0493.mp4 BJ - July Matoso giving her boyfriend a gluttonous blowjob.mp4 BJ - I come out of the bathroom and the towel falls off next to my stepsister. she called me and gave me a blowjob. - 2.7 MIN.mp4 GH - video_014446.mp4
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    Jackpot!! Let's break 'em in three. Post 2 of 3. SOUND ON! (11 VIDS) IR - CUCK - hubby films wife getting pumped and creampie filled by bbc - 7.9 MIN.mp4 filmed his wife having sex with a friend.mp4 Mirela rode and made her boyfriend cum quickly.mp4 Corno filmed wife with two.mp4 My wife's sister masturbates - 11.3 min.mp4 SELF - Sucking vibrator orgasm - 1.1 MIN.mp4 BJ - Dani Bunny nursing with talent.mp4 MAT - Grandma fucks herself with a big dildo while standing - 6.6 MIN.mp4 1782789917_BJ-VID-20230621-WA0176(1).mp4 1911241378_withhiswifeatbathtime.mp4 2116191688_Creampie-mywifemasturbatesandcums.thehusbandfinishedinthepussyofhiswife.cuminside.-2_5MIN.mp4
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    Jackpot!! Let's break 'em in three. Post 1 of 3. SOUND ON! ( 11 VIDS) 1 glory hole (1).mp4 Manu Gonçalves giving on all fours after suckling with talent.mp4 horn-pounding-fist-seeing-your-woman-sucking-other (2).mp4 SELF - Homemade - 1.8 MIN.mp4 IR - REV - Ebony has huge white cock in her mouth and semen on her face while resting - 6.7 MIN.mp4 IR - Moaner Interracial - 2.1 MIN.mp4 horn-pounding-fist-seeing-your-woman-sucking-other.mp4 Marie - 1.4 MIN.mp4 she caught her married friend on the table.mp4 IR - 10 Inch Black Cock Bull Deposits His Load Deep in my Wife! - 2.4 MIN.mp4 IR - Horny Wife Craves For Homemade BBC Fuck - 22.5 MIN.mp4
  22. secondjag
    lol, normally line forms to the left. but you have "special friend" status
  23. secondjag
    Damn Coco, nice to know you're still around
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    There was a young man from L'HoreWhose dick was one inch and no more.Which was all right for keyholes,And little girls' pee holes,But no good at all with a whore. A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?" "Well, I raised over 700 little peckers last year."
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