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  1. secondjag
    Unexpected sex is a great way to awaken, unless, that is, you are in prison. What’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker?The job still sucks "I bought a racehorse today.""Oh, really? What is the horse's name, gender, timing, and whatare you going to do with him??"I've decided to call him 'My Face.' He is male, runs a mile in just under a minute. I don't care if he doesn't win a race or if he makes me any money.""Then why'n the hell did ya buy him??I just want to hear thousands of those uppity posh bitches at the race course shouting: “Come on, My Face!' GOD I'd love to hear that!”
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    hmm, wonder what's on todays menu?? jackpot!! (19 vids) Something Really Nice.mp4 1 abbc.mp4 1 blacked7.mp4 wife-naughty-sat-moaning-and-still-asked-more-.mp4 Sitting on the Black Log.mp4 chubby-fucking-hard-on-the-naughty-lover-while-the-horn-gravites.mp4 Cuck strokes 1 do the wife3 (1).mp4 xvideos.com_105e7daedb5d6401ea4c6699dea9e24b-2.mp4 XXX SESTRICA (AH).mp4 XXX TAUSTE (AH).mp4 7956593kf.mp4 1 bbc12.mp4 1 creampie9.mp4 VID-20230109-WA0741.mp4 FreeUseMILF.23.05.26.Ariel.Darling.Please.Dont.Go.mp4 AssParade.23.05.22.Callie.Brooks.mp4 Creampie 1 caption2 (2).mp4 1 bbc outdoor.mp4 IR - Asian wife screams for BBC - .3 MIN (1).mp4
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    just passing time. so, the chick in the orange shorts out shopping; what do you think her purpose on earth is? for fucks sake, look at those pussy lips.
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    Nice Peter, very nice. Silly question, of course I'd love to see. Great post, thanks for sharing. Dayamm Gunner, sweet
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    Three cowboys were sitting in a bar discussing women."I think Southern Women are the prettiest," one of them said."I think Southern women are the toughest," said another.The third said, "I think they're the most polite. That's why they don't like group sex."His friends looked at him, confused. "They don't like group sex?""Nope, too many thank-you notes." There's an oversexed lady named Whyte, Who insists on a dozen a night. A fellow named Cheddar, Had the brashness to wed her... His chance of survival is slight. There was this young fellow from Yale, Whose face was exceedingly pale. He spent his vacation, In self-masturbation, Because of the high price of tail. A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a female patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too."She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?""I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile.""What a coincidence," the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!""How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked."I switched cocks," he replied."What a coincidence," she said. A postman calls on a regular customer, and is surprised to find, hanging in her lounge, a large white sheet with a hole in the middle of it."What's that for?" he inquired.The housewife blushed and said, "We had a big party here last night and after midnight things got a bit silly. In the game, a man would put his ‘equipment’ through the hole. Then the women would come in and try to identify the owner of the equipment. It was a scream!""I'll bet it was," remarked the mailman. "I wish I'd been there.""You should have been," she said. Your name came up three times."
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    lol, holy shit, you guys are shaming me!! great stuff all, thanks
  7. secondjag
    Rings, boots, camel toe. We got it all. But be careful; camels spit and bite!!
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    thanks man. here's a bonus!! (2 vids) Creaming on the BBC.mp4 56907.mp4
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    enjoy Sean. happy Memorial Day. (19 vids) Jackpot! on topic, sound on 56905.mp4 IR - Asian wife screams for BBC - .3 MIN.mp4 56904.mp4 56901.mp4 3WAY - Jorge dividindo a Esposa HB.mp4 IR - BJ - Wife Throats BBC - Hubby Cant Believe It - .9 MIN.mp4 IR - Tight Asian Wife Takes Massive Monster BBC And Creampie - 1 MIN.mp4 hub eats creampie 3WAY - 1 do the wife homemade.mp4 VID-20221007-WA0082.mp4 IR - VID-20230515-WA0157 - 1 MIN.mp4 hub cleans cock and pussy 1 do the wife17.mp4 IR - Riding the BIG BBBC - 11 MIN.mp4 BJ - VID-20230512-WA0121.mp4 Creampie 1 caption2.mp4 Naughty at the Library.mp4 prklot5-28.mp4 crm5-28.webm Creampie drilled5-28.mp4 he5-28.mp4
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    one of my fav holidays. on topic, (14 vids) zirfun521 (1).mp4 gordinha-gulosa-chupando-duas-rolas-safada-boqueteira-fazendo-boquete-duplo.mp4 IR - Grandma takes BBC for Grandpa - 1.6 MIN.mp4 esposa-safada-sentou-gemendo-e-ainda-pediu-mais-HB.mp4 Creampie 1 abbcx (1).mp4 sexy-chubby-milf-sucking-the-fucking-friend.mp4 IR - Black Cock Penetrating Hot Blonde BBW Milf stepMom Horny Sexy Big Ass Doggystyle(Shooting Cumshot On SSBBW Ass) Hardcore - 9 MIN.mp4 IR - BLACKED.mp4 Creampie IR - 56892.mp4 Best cuck view 1 do the wifex.mp4 BJ - VID-20210608-WA0234.mp4 BBW - RIDE - BTW wife - .4 MIN.mp4 SHRD - VID-20230515-WA0008.mp4 IR - First Black Guy - harder - 1.1 MIN.mp4
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    Lots of nice wedding rings
  12. secondjag
    Harry went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, so he asked her to dance.She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, Harry said, "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?"The flattered girl told him it was Channel #5.Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?"Harry, as honestly as he could, replied: "Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it." When a horse-playing golfer named Trey Goosed a girl in the rough one fine day, He found her, though willing, Just barely fulfilling.... "I would rate her," said Trey, "a par lay." When a corpulent spinster, Ms. Snow Was approached by a dwarf for a blow, She replied, "I have pride! Your request is denied! I could never, sir, stoop quite that low!" Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor.The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take some muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best.Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he says ok.The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bob starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants.His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says, Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up my ass." A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in brothel, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
  13. secondjag
    you know Sean, I think many folks would be surprised at just how mainstream it is becoming. It draws ever nearer to the light. recently I was surprised to learn that in India it is all out in the open and quite common for entire families; mothers/dau/cousins all to be shared by one bull. further it is nothing new and out in the open.I often come across videos on the subject at youtube. In the same vein, you may have noticed that Peter and myself often comment how it is no longer a "thing" to see a white woman fucking a black man. the taboo is a thing of the past. no apology necessary Gunner; great post, thanks. yeah Peter, the acceptance of guys like you helps move the needle forward.
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    ever hear the expression when someone asks how you're doing, "I feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest"?
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    thanks Gunner. truth is I'm trying to cull it down and throwing away most. but I still receive stuff almost daily from cuckolds and hot wives who think I'd enjoy it.
  17. secondjag
    knock your socks off. take your time, savor it all
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    glad u dug it Peter. hitting all the notes Gunner, thanks
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    ok, with all thy getting, get understanding. try to take a moment to remember what this holiday is for. enjoy ( 12 vids) btw, there's a couple jems in this bunch. sound on! The BIG One.mp4 SHRD - Esposinha Paulista loves to breastfeed.mp4 xxx (AH) Monegros.mp4 cuckold caught cheating BBW riding a black cock.mp4 cuck cleans 1 do the wife40.mp4 cuck eats while she fucks 1 do the wife.mp4 1 bbc20.mp4 IR - Never fucked a black man until now pt2 - 2 MIN.mp4 IR - Old Woman Getting Off On A Black Cock - 5.8 MIN.mp4 cuckold creampie 1 Do the wife (2).mp4 01loiraNaChupeta(ax).mp4 BJ - Wife sucks off stranger in his motel - 2.5 MIN.mp4
  20. secondjag
    you're the better man buddy
  21. secondjag
    we're gonna have to figure out how to make that happen again for you buddy
  22. secondjag
    Ok Sean, let's get this holiday started off right! ( 5 vids) IR - Pretty redhead takes facial from BBC. - 1.3 MIN.mp4 DK _ bbc.mp4 1 blacked2.mp4 1 blacked3.mp4 1 blacked.mp4
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    if you like one, just click on it for larger, better, detail
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    yes it is Ron and I had hardly finished one argument when I screwed up and started another one," said Laura."How'd you do that?" asked Kelly."Well," said Laura, "you know when you're done with a big fight and your significant other suggests a Little 'make-up sex?'""Yeah," says Kelly.Laura replies, "I guess it wasn't the right time for me to ask, 'Does it have to be with you?'" Q. What's the difference between parsley and pussy? A. Nobody eats parsley. The waitress was tired of this one man always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan. "I'll tell you what, Lover. I'll have sex with you on two conditions. First, it'll cost you 50 bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash." He smiled, handed her $50, and led her over to the pinball machine. A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. “I’d like some raisin bread please,” the man says. The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf. The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought. When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves, as he is “having company for dinner.” As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what’s going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread. After many trips she is tired and irritated, and begins to wonder, “Why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?” Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd. Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, “Is it raisin for you too then?” “No,” stammers the older man, “but it’s quivering a little.” In school one day, the teacher decided that for Science class she would teach about raw materials.She stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the World, what would it be?"Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want Gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette."The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche."The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."The teacher said, "Johnny, why silicon?""Because my mom has two bags of it, and you should see all the sports cars parked outside of our house
  25. secondjag
    oh yeah! works for me Dober Mick sounds like a dick Peter.
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