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forgot this one 640538522_IR-BJ-BigtitWhitegirlsuckingbbc-1_5MIN.mp4
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checking in for a few min. ( 10 vids) 2017-10-11-VIDEO-00001580.mp4 video_11.mp4 VID-20230104-WA0029.mp4 tease987.mp4 Cleaning up.mp4 facjah (1).mp4 facjah (2).mp4 granubjsw (2).mp4 road trip.mp4 allin.mp4
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A man moves into a nudist colony.He receives a letter from his Grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo.He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his Grandmother's eyesight is. He hopes she won't notice.A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother.It says:“Thank you for the picture. You should change your hair style... It makes your nose look short.”Love, Gramma A man goes in bar. A mouse jumps out of his pocket. Bartender says, "Nice mouse."The other man says, "Not your ordinary mouse. it talks."Bartender says "Oh yea, what about?"Man says, "See that woman at the end of the bar, the mouse will tell me what color panties she has on."Bartender says, "Really? I gotta see this."The man points to a woman says to mouse, "Mouse: woman!"Mouse runs down sees woman's panties from the floor and comes back and says "Pink.""Wow, bartender says. will he do that for me?"Man says "Sure."Bartender sees a woman sitting at a table, points to her, says "Mouse: woman!"Mouse runs out, comes tearing back, bounces off the bar into the bartender's pocket shaking like a leaf. Bartender says "What's wrong with you?"Mouse says "I taught I taw a puddy tat!"
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While watching the football play-offs at their local pub, Michael complained to Roy that the love making with his girlfriend was becoming routine and boring. "Well I think you need to get creative," Roy said. "Break up the monotony. Why don't you try 'playing doctor' for an hour?" Roy suggested. "Hmmm… That's what I'll do. It sounds great but tell me, how in the hell do I make it last for an hour?" Michael asked. Simple Roy answered, "Just keep her in the waiting room for 55 minutes!" A deaf mute walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms.He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf.Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five-dollar bill next to it.The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf-mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket.Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language."Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet." The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealing that:North American men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex one to two times per week (and a small number a lot more),Whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my buddies at the golf club, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese.
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I know what you're thinkin punk. ( 5 vids) 88653318_lesbianseatingclits.mp4 Q Nice Ass Action.mp4 sloppyjhg.mp4 1623875301_EBONY-BBW-BigBootyMiamiDadeBusDriverRidingMyDick-5_4MIN.mp4 SarahSpadesBBC_gd4HoWc_270p.mp4
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glad u dug it Sean
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God Damn I love it Dobe. Get me some of this
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Thanks Dirty. Appreciate that
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not bad: wonderful. meh, here's a few (3 vids) Girls' Gym Class.mp4 VID-20221208-WA0050.mp4 Costume Malfunction.mp4
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A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25-year old." The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50-year old ass?" "Your name did not come up." You think you have lived to be old and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!An old Navy Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old Navy leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Steadman’s, then the early Grumman’s... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?'She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'The two sat sipping in silence.A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.”
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we don't have to show you no stinkin badges ( 9 vids) 1848931438_StepMom.mp4 Using Her Titties.mp4 D Lez 1589077882386931712.mp4 bbc cream wives comp.mp4 Angeline creampie.mp4 all for her hub.mp4 All done.mp4 17.mp4 2090240510_10InchBlackBullDepositsHisLoadDeepinmyWife.mp4
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