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6 hours ago, secondjag said:

OMG the one with Judy and Pebbles.....anyone else miss "Atom Ant?" the 1st time ?   LOL  PRICLESS

3 hours ago, secondjag said:

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil tycoon demanded that divorce proceeding begin at one against his young wife.
"What's the problem?"
"I want to hit that adulteress bitch for breach of contract," snapped the magnate.
 "I don't know if that'll fly," replied the lawyer. "I mean, your wife isn't a piece of property, you do not own her."
"Damn right," the tycoon rejoined "but I sure as hell expect exclusive drilling rights!"

 

the road runner one.......about damn time LOL

"UNLOAD BY HAND"  LMAO   

20 hours ago, secondjag said:

well, don't forget, we were distracted by those women, lol, can we get back to the fucking game?????????? 🤣

Cars, bikes, forklifts, aliens,as long as there is the proper distraction in them...

LMAO     yeah sorry about that.......I was pretty baked ,and I can get easily distracted when I'm in that condition LOL    ...........   Oh look ....a squirrel.....LMAO 

13 minutes ago, secondjag said:

lol, I'm gonna have to stick to talking about cars before you embarrass me

 Well I can , and Do enjoy talking about cars and bikes..but admittedly I only know what I like/have owned..... Now we ever have a talk about forklifts...LOL

20 hours ago, Dirtyfun1 said:

Thank you guys.  I still think about it very often. 

I do too...Paula and Adam that is ...just wish I could have seen more....as I said it was in the backseat of our SUV at night so it was super dark...I asked and they agreed , to making out/heavy petting ,while I drove them around,watching through the rearview mirror ......I was so excited/turned on..I'm surprised we didn't crash LOL...

We eventually ended up parking at the lake,and they fucked ...I may not have been able to see everything (clearly at least) But I remember VIVIDLY every sound 

7 hours ago, Naughty Nicki said:

I’m telling you I’m as good as one of the guys, only with a lot cuter smile. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣     
 

tbh mark used to ride for about nine years  and we’ll......... 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

uuummm.....cuter EVERYTHING 

14 hours ago, Naughty Nicki said:

Nope, it’s a bmw, zoom in above the RR and you’ll see the emblem. Besides most, not all, Ducati’s have single sided swing arms 😉😘😘. Lol.  

12 hours ago, secondjag said:

god damn girl, is there anything you don't know?

FUCK ME.......hopefully without sounding/coming off as sexist.....your comment about the swing arm...is  fucking impressive.......You never cease to amaze me girl

Just sexy as hell.......ALL AROUND  ...... 

5 hours ago, Peter C said:

Thank you. Yes, I'm more than willing to play the long game because I know from experience that Becky is a very, very tough nut to crack. The boyfriend she had before me never got to have sex with her and gave up trying in the end, whilst it took me a long, long time to get anywhere with her. I put that down to the volatile relationship she was in for many years beforehand, her son's dad being extremely abusive to her, emotionally and physically. We're talking beatings, being locked in and r*pe, so - apart from an out of character drunken one-night-stand well over 20 years ago on her first evening out free of him, egged on by her mates - it's perhaps not surprising that sex has been largely avoided for so long.

That said, with gentle coaxing from me, particularly over the past couple of years, I have gradually made her feel better about herself. Her ex described her as "damaged goods" and I've slowly been repairing her self-confidence, to the point that Becky will now pose for photos in her underwear or topless, enjoys showing off her bare belly and cleavage in crop tops and now happily exchanges direct messages on her Instagram with these black men, comfortable that I'm more than okay with it.

As I've said, we now refer to them as her "black boyfriends", I'm her white boyfriend, and she's revelling in me telling her how naughty she is. Even my asking her if this now meant I was allowed other girlfriends was met with a wicked grin and a firm, "No! Definitely not!" Whether she'd ever be brave enough to go and meet one of these guys I seriously doubt. One is in Ibiza anyway, the other here in the UK and I may just have to accept that it'll never go as far as her having sex with either of them. We can of course carry on playing with the fantasy with some role-play in the bedroom and our recently-acquired black sex toy. For now I'm just happy and impressed that she's come this far.

"the Long Game"  dude I have never heard put/said any better than that.....and with that kind patience and determination ....I have No Doubt that (It is going to happen

Our kids were pretty much grown when we started playing ,,,,but I was thinking ,  maybe get the grandparents to take them for the weekend...a babysitter ,,we haven't had the opportunity to "host" anything at home ..YET....just the backseat/back of our SUV, and a hotel room  

2 minutes ago, secondjag said:

lmao, nawwww, me either.  it's just sick how much i love that woman

I KNOW RIGHT......ME TOO

11 minutes ago, secondjag said:

Interesting Question Brown.  I'd say ask Wild Thing (Naughty Nicki) as you'll not only get an answer, you'll get the right answer

NO DOUBT "Nicki" is a treasure trove of GOOD/GREAT advice......and can definitely help you avoid any pit falls...........

And for the record I am ,in no way biased when it comes to her LMAO    

Had a Kawa KX-125 when I was a kid/teenager ...and The only bike I  actually owned was a Purple Honda Shadow 1100 ...kept having stator issues,,,and was needed cash to close on our house so sold it ...I'll try to dig up some pics of "Shady"........God I miss that bike 

1 hour ago, Dirtyfun1 said:

Our first time was with a really good friend of mine from growing up.  He was fresh out of the marines a big built guy, my height but almost twice my physical size. His arms were almost as big as my thighs, broad chest and a little bit of a tight beer belly (just how my wife likes a guy built). 

We were just hanging out, chatting a bit, drinking a little.  The conversation turned a little dirty here and there but that was normal for me and my bunch of friends. 

Somehow there was a dare made. I believe it was one of us daring my wife to show her tits but im not 100% sure. I know that after that 1st dare it turned into a little game of truth or dare. I was dared to eat her pussy on the couch while he watched. He was dared to suck her nipples (now shes totally naked on the couch and me and him are shirtless in kitchen chairs across the coffee table from her.  I dared her to suck his dick for 2 minutes. I was immediately scared and excited all at the same time as soon as the date had left my lips. She, with zero hesitation got up and walked to him and dropped to her knees in front of him and took his dick balls deep into her mouth and his went back and he let out a low groan as she started sucking up and down his entire length. I was mesmerized by what I was seeing and just stared for the first minute before realizing that i was firmly holding my little dick and he was looking at me grinning.  I made eye contact with him and he made a hand motion and mouthed that he wanted to fuck her. 2 minute alarm goes off and she gets up and sits back down, her chin shiny with spit.

Another round of drinks.

She dares me to strip to match them which I do and reveal that my 5.5" cock is hard as a rock.  

My turn. I dare her to get on her back in our bed and let him do whatever he wants for 10 minutes She gives me a questioning look to which I smile back. She shoots the rest of her drink and gets up and walkt to our bed. He looks at me grinning again and gets up on his crutches and walks to the bed. She is on her back legs spread as dared and he bends down and goes straight to licking her pussy.  The bedroom door is open and i am still sitting in my chair my cock in my hand watching my best friend taste my wife for the first time.  He eats her pussy for a minute or so before turning to me and saying that he needs a condom, that he is going to fuck her.  I confess that we have none. So he says "go out to my truck and get me one from the glovebox ". I start to get a little jealous and almost tell him to go get it but then i remember the cast and crutches..... so i leave my wife in my bed in my house with my bestfriend and go outside to his truck and get him a condom so he can fuck my wife.  Im gone less than a minute but when i come back she has turned around and is sucking his dick on all fours. They might not have even noticed me if i hadn't announced that I found it. I opened the package and pulled out the rubber and handed it to. By the time i stepped into the bathroom to throw the wrapper away and turned back around he had her doggy style on the bed and was already inside her. It was so hot watching him thrusting into her and her pushing back against him it only took a couple minutes and I had to step back into the bathroom and cum into the toilet.  As soon as I came jealousy started to come back but was pushed from my mind again by the sounds of their bodies smacking and his low grunts and her whimpers, I was already hard again and I wanted to play too. I walked to in front of her and she took my cock in her mouth and sucked it a little but it seemed like every time she would put it in her mouth he would fuck her harder and her mouth would hang wide open and I would fall out. This went on for a few minutes before he pulled out and she pulled me onto the bed. (My turn???) She pushed me on my back with my head towards him and climbed onto my face with her little pussy and started sucking me. He immediately took the opportunity and as i was sucking her clit he pushed himself back inside her. My tongue on her clit and his cock in her pussy was more than she could concentrate on while sucking me and she stopped that and just laid her head in my crotch. He must have noticed the lack of attention i she was paying to me and started fucking her even harder. I sucked her clit with my eyes closed until i felt his balls slapping across my face and instinctively opened my eyes to realize at the  same time as her that when he had pulled out and i got under her it was so that he could remove the condom and he was now bare fucking my young wifes pussy right in front of face and i loved it.

This went on for a good 20 minutes and suddenly she climbed up and told him to get on his back. He eagerly complied and she was immediately ontop of him grinding on his dick leaving me just watching again.  I  tried a couple times to join in but was pushed back and told no so i sat on the toilet smoking a cigarette stroking my little dick and watched as she came several times and then got up and swallowed a huge load out of him. 

As soon as she had finished i climbed up behind her and put my 5.5" into her swollen and soaking wet hole and fucked her as fast and hard as i could while she continued to suck and lick his cock and balls.  It only took about 2 minutes to get me pumping her pussy full of my load. He and i were spent. She went into the bathroom and closed the door and we went and got drinks and sat back in our chairs. She came out a few minutes later still naked and asked whos ready for round 2 to which we all laughed... round 2 was a few weeks later and then later that night i was woken up by round 3 happening right beside me on my bed..

Dude.......that is so fucking hot

1 hour ago, secondjag said:

Hey Kak, is it possible the third from bottom is a Ducati?

I think seat looks wrong to be a Ducati.....but I'm more into cruisers and dirt bikes..not a huge fan of "crotch rockets"

OK ......a couple of these I'm having trouble with (HAVing trouble focusing on the bike(s)) LOL

But I'll give a go.....

(1) looks like a heritage classic 

(2)I think is a Buel 

(3) looks like either a Victory or a Valkyrie  

(4)I think is a Shadow

(5) either German or Russian messenger bike from WW2

(6)Can't focus....LOL

(7)Yamaha

(8)Suzuki

(9)custom job

(10)can't focus ......

Wishing everyone a Happy (hopefully)SEXY Valentines Day 

Have a great day and some great sex....

Love and Respect   KAK

Damn ONLY 36 were ever produced .....no wonder it's so much

woah Fuck me...... between 45 and 60 million at auction ..per google

13 minutes ago, secondjag said:

seriously, XK SS has always been a dream.  most valuable car in the world is the Ferrari GTO (last time I checked, over $50M).

HOLY SHIT!!.... why so much? one of a kind,or something?

28 minutes ago, secondjag said:

lol, so no GTO or California? 275GTB long nose?  Hell with it, just a Jag XK SS

Had to look that one up.....and.....HOLY SHIT......is it wrong to call a car sexy as hell?

10 hours ago, secondjag said:

metallic blue, like the 246gt I had, lol  the real question is which model?  can it be an old one?

Wow NICE........sure...just don't go super rare... I can probably find it

2 minutes ago, secondjag said:

I'll take it!!!

 

Red or Black?or would you prefer a custom color?

1 hour ago, secondjag said:

hmm, did somebody say something about the person with the most posts gets a Ferrari?  lol, please correct me if i'm wrong.  a bit different today.  prob should have broke this in two

 

 

I believe you are correct.....but they fail to mention the Ferrari is from HotWheels/Matchbox...  LOL  

4 hours ago, secondjag said:

Kak, you're a good man all around.  Love you brother

I try to be.........Love you too brother