Kaktuscpl

2 hours ago, secondjag said:

A window cleaner goes to a monastery looking for work. The Abbot hires him but tells him to clean all the windows except the top three.
So the window cleaner cleans all the windows except the top three for years and years until curiosity finally gets the better of him. He puts his ladder up against the first of the three windows and looks in. he sees 12 monks with their robes up and their cocks lying on a table with a mouse running around on top of the table.
The window cleaner goes down the ladder moves to the second window and looks in. There he sees a beautiful woman and a monk in bed screwing like mad.
The window cleaner goes down the ladder and puts it up against the third window. He looks in and sees a monk tied up, stripped to the waist being flogged.
He climbs down the ladder, but when he gets to the bottom the Abbot is waiting for him. The window cleaner says, "Look, I know your going to fire me, but please, at least tell me what is going on up there."
"Well," says the Abbot, "in the first window you saw a competition to see which is the lucky monk. Wherever the mouse stops is the lucky monk. And in the second window you saw a monk with the prize."
"But what about the third window?" the window cleaner asks.
"Well," says the Abbot, "that monk was caught with a piece of cheese in his foreskin."

 

 

OMG......The N.S.A.  "haven't seen any porn......Are you OK" Dude that is fucking funny as fuck 

I have a paranoid/conspiracy nut buddy,going to try put this on his laptop ....MUUUUWWAHAHAHA!!!! (evil laugh) 

On 12/11/2021 at 4:39 PM, tical27 said:

Holy Shit .....plant that on my face please 

On 11/21/2021 at 9:25 PM, secondjag said:

3 of 3

 

all of these are so fucking hot....but actually think my favorites are the ones with clothes and without

9 hours ago, xxxxxysr1 said:

i do!

the reason I laughed at this is that it is the same image twice in one message/post

1 hour ago, secondjag said:

lmao, not sure i'd fuck Marge

 

Witchblade?

LMAO...Great stuff bro...

"I have to get up in the morning,you don't"===SAVAGE!!!

And robber and politician ..."Give me all your money...

                                              I'm  a politician 

                                              in that case .....give me all MY money"

DUDE....Now that's fucking funny right there...I don't care who you are 

On 10/23/2021 at 9:33 PM, secondjag said:

alright smart ass, a Texas min takes 'bout an hour (lol, everythings bigger in Tex), a Chi min is but a rat-ta-tat-tat, a NY min is just long enough to say "fuck you"

LOL   You're the best bro....thanks for the clarification .....and for playing along 

On 11/8/2021 at 12:08 AM, Peter C said:

It would be rude not to!

Agreed 

Not "forced" exactly, but maybe "Strongly Encouraged "... either way Hot as fuck

The cumming on the feet does nothing for me,but the rest is hot as hell 

1 minute ago, secondjag said:

 

Hey Mywife, you couldn't find a better couple or nicer people than Kak

Thanks Jag

Wife and I live in Arlington, Texas.  Exactly 19 miles from Downtown Dallas, and 19 miles from downtown Ft Worth.

Feel free to message us/me if you want to

On 10/19/2020 at 7:48 PM, tical27 said:

can I have 1 of each,please?

Just now, Kaktuscpl said:

just exactly how fast is a "New York" minute?  LOL 

I mean how does it differ from...say a "Texas"minute?"Chicago minute"   whatever/wherever minute?

This was actually pretty funny in my head......seeing it typed ,not so sure

just exactly how fast is a "New York" minute?  LOL 

I mean how does it differ from...say a "Texas"minute?"Chicago minute"   whatever/wherever minute?

On 10/17/2021 at 3:36 PM, damilfhunter said:

here you go

I( can hear sounds but don't see anything

question for y'all, eating your own cum/creampie, I have no problem,and actually enjoy eating friends creampie from my wife,....and even though I want to clean her up after her and I have sex ,..just can't do it,after busting a nut the urge/desire to eat/clean creampie goes away/disappears

eating creampie is such a turn on....my question is easier/or why can I eat another guys creampie ,but not my own?

On 10/17/2021 at 8:09 PM, ayj984l3 said:

I'd love that too. Something we managed once... I was on my back, she was in 69 over me, down low so I could reach her clit with my tongue, but high enough that our friend could get inside her from behind. She went crazy getting both at the same time, and I was right there for cleaning up after he came inside her.

On 10/19/2021 at 7:43 AM, Subhub said:

You’re so lucky - I fantasise about doing that all the time.

That would be so awesome,fantasize about this all the time too

Welcum Dober,...sorry this welcome is so "boring"  trying to get my head working today,went to a party last night tried to keep up/show the "youngsters"how to party

do you happen to  know/have her name?

On 8/30/2021 at 7:52 AM, phil noffen said:

Damn...not sure what it is about this chick....but holy shit....

Love the story..... But I really think she should make you eat her sloppy pussy after they fuck....also think it would be fucking hot if she stopped taking birth control.. relying on your creampie eating alone to prevent pregnancy 

On 8/12/2021 at 4:43 AM, shehroz said:

hmmmm yeah i guess her pussy would be willing to be filled with my cum....show me her pussy if you don't mind

yes please?

On 8/13/2021 at 11:04 AM, Naughty Nicki said:

I NEED some of that in my life.  

On 8/13/2021 at 2:21 PM, secondjag said:

lol, we ALL need some of you in our lives

Hell yeah...I second that Jag

Love you Nicki