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I am NO WHERE NEAR the baddest fucker to walk the earth...But I can hold my own plus some.....if you  strike/hit a woman or a child in my presence ....I will fuck you up....... 

11 hours ago, secondjag said:

"You can see why some beat wives like her with a baseball bat."  Yeah, the "good" christian that you are, huh? Any other time or place I'd love to rip your other fucked up beliefs to shreds however for now, if I EVER caught you, or someone like you, trying to beat a woman with a bat, I'd stick it so far up your ass you'd have splinters in your mouth.

EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS TOO.....I FUCKING HATE THOSE "REAL MEN"(LOL ...NOT) THAT LIKE TO BEAT UP/ON WOMEN

On 2/9/2022 at 8:37 AM, Naughty Nicki said:

You can call me a slut, you can call me a whore, you can call me an adulterous, you can call me what you will or whatever makes you feel better about yourself, my relationship, sex life and any other sexual escapades I might choose to venture on isn’t any of yours or anybody else place to judge.  If this is the worse thing people do I’d say they’ll be just fine on judgement day. And just so we are clear my husband isn’t a cuckold and is DEFINITELY not a beta make as you put it. We choose to let each other enjoy our sexual freedom, he is free to play with women that might other him something I don’t or not willing to do just the same as he allows me and as far as a relationship not lasting we have been together 24 years and in the lifestyle almost 20.  

OMG I FUCKING LOVE YOU.....YOU GO GIRL 

On 2/8/2022 at 9:47 AM, secondjag said:

Ok perverts, you asked for women in boots, you got 'em.  But I'm telling you none of them is as hot as Wild Thing in boots.

Oh, and Peter, there's a "Becky" in here.

I'm hungry; anyone feel like ordering a pizza?

 

OOhh HELL YES           NICE FINDS  JAG MY BROTHER

5 hours ago, Naughty Nicki said:

My husband more or less give me away this weekend to three of the guys from NYE. 

Details   damnit  😛 enquiring minds want to know LOL

B-52   LMAO.....   and thanks a lot fucker 😛 ...got that damn song stuck in my head now  LMAO

18 hours ago, secondjag said:

Sunday, no football, sigh...  (4 vids)

 

OK.....am I just fucked up,or are the gloves and boots ALONE enough to turn you on?

11 hours ago, secondjag said:

gorgeous

5 hours ago, Peter C said:

You lucky man!

AGREED

Dude WTF?..if the only thing you're going to do is make posts begging for scraps,,FUCK OFF......This isn't the place for you...most of us are here to learn, explore, and most of all Make some cool as fuck friends ....

I'm sorry for this rant....it's been a fucked up day....and then...all I see is this dude flooding my feed,,,,saying this same shit over and over 

On 2/4/2022 at 10:46 PM, secondjag said:

ahem, ok.  the reference is to an American cereal "Wheaties."  Used to advertise they were the "breakfast of champions," and my reference is cuckolds eating creampies

LOL   I'm sorry for laughing bro...but that shit is/was funny as fuck  LOL    

14 minutes ago, secondjag said:

Luigi: "Father, I wanna an annulment."

Priest: "Why, Luigi? You justa gota married yesterday."

Luigi: "I tinka I married my sister."

Priest: "No, no Luigi. I know you an your wife alla your lives, and there is no relation.

Whata make-a you tink she's your sister?"

Luigi: "Last night we undress for bed she look at me say "Oh, brother!"

 

Senator Hillary Clinton (D, NY) and former Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his 'thing'."

Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's "politically correct" for real, real ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."

Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"

Janet, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and tense and squeeze to break wind as loud and hard as I can."

That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving gas all day long and was ready for him.

She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sound you could imagine.

Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?"

 

An older couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband "Just think, honey, we've been married for 60 years."

"Yes," he replies. "Sixty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds."

"Well," the old woman snickers, "should we get naked again for old 

time's sake?"

So, they strip off their clothing and sit back down at the table.

"You know," the old woman says breathlessly, "my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 60 years ago."

"I'm not surprised," replies the old man.  "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"

 

 LOL   omg porno for the deaf       LOL

6 hours ago, secondjag said:

so good I saved one (topless strippers)

Jim paid $500 to a madam for a virgin whore.
He was sent to an upstairs room, where a fresh-faced 18-year-old expertly sucked him to the brink of coming, then quickly finished him off in her cunt.
The whole session lasted less than five minutes.
The john was not happy.
"They said I'm the first man you ever fucked," he complained.
The girl looked blankly at Jim. "You might be," she smiled helpfully.
"Your face looks familiar."

Thorn was trying real hard to get the best-looking cheerleader in school to go out on a date with him.
She finally agreed, but only on condition that he arrange a date for her best friend too.
That was fine with Thorn, but when Friday night came around he hadn't been able to line anyone up so he asked his retarded brother, Futhman, if he would help him out.
"Why sure," said Futhman, "but you know, I've never been out with a girl before."
"No problem," said Thorn. "Just do everything I do."
Off the four of them go to the drive-in, and when Thorn started kissing his date, Futhman followed suit.
Soon Thorn had the cheerleader's bra undone, so Futhman undid his date's.
Next, Thorn was feeling inside her panties, but when Futhman tried to follow suit, his date told him to quit.
"Why?" asked Futhman, anxiously noting that his brother was getting quite a head start in the front seat.
"I have my period," she said.
"You're what?"
"I'm bleeding down there," she explained, blushing.
"This I gotta see," said Futhman.
He turned on the headlights, dragged his date out in front of the car, and pulled down her pants.
White-faced, he said, "Hell, I'd be bleeding too, if my dick were chopped off!"

 

 

I'm soo...stealing the wizard of oz one..LOL..,

I  love music....plus I worked in the entertainment industry for almost 30 years,as a stagehand/rigger

1 hour ago, secondjag said:

Pretty sure there are some like that.  I'll watch for them

Jag,my brother...you are the man

5 hours ago, Peter C said:

It's great to see so many of our white wives and girlfriends sucking and being fucked by black men, but I've particularly enjoyed the couple of videos posted where women have been happy to watch a guy jerking off in his car in broad daylight. I wouldn't last anywhere near as long as those guys once I had an audience!

I know right,,, I kept hoping the woman would at least help him jerk ...or even just flashing her goods to help him get off

4 hours ago, secondjag said:

Glad u dug it Dirty, how 'bout these?  ( 2 vids)

 

Oh Hell yeah....Love it when she tweaks my nipples

1 hour ago, Peter C said:

Chicago?  She cargo?  

AAhhhhh! got ya 

6 minutes ago, Peter C said:

I excitedly told my mate that my girlfriend was flying out to Illinois to spend a week with the black guy she's been chatting to online.

"Chicago?", he asked.

"No", I replied. "He's told me to book her a seat in Business Class."

Huh? 

9 hours ago, secondjag said:

ok, this is fun; while we are on the subject of art, his is a couple of my favorites (omiting the genius Da Venci as a practical matter), and leaving out the obvious "Starry Night"  as it is everyones favorite.  I was fortunate living in Paris to get up close to such incredible work.  Ok, so two of my faves and please anyone share yours

 

Totally agree...Vargas is a badass..also think soryama is another one that is on another level 

8 hours ago, Peter C said:

I hope you guys don't mind me going off on a tangent here, as my girlfriend Becky is no comic book hero, but I have been lucky enough to find 3 cartoons that resemble her, particularly the hair style and those brown eyes. I include a photo of her (with her dog Stanley) for you to compare. 

It would be especially nice to see her wearing a bikini like that and even more exciting to see her modelling Blacked underwear.

Damn bro,,,,,the really do resemble your Becky....that's fucking awesome

1 hour ago, Naughty Nicki said:

There is actually a lot of artistic talent is some of these.  

I think that the 3rd one is by frank frazetta,,He did a shit ton of art for heavy metal magazine,did all of the Molly Hatchet album covers,Death Dealer art..I love the Death  Dealer stuff

Back when I was kind of a professional video gamer,my gaming clan was The Death Dealer Mercenaries DDM for short   my gamer tag was DDM_DEMON ,at 0one point I was ratted in the top 10 players in  MechWarriorIV   on Battle Zone  

On 1/24/2022 at 10:15 AM, secondjag said:

some interesting M and D's

 

the one where hubby is holding her legs back.....Holy Shit

9 hours ago, secondjag said:

Niceeeee

 

"NICE" is an understatement ....Holy Shit

7 hours ago, secondjag said:

A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair.

One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place, where they spent the afternoon making passionate love.

When they were finished, they were exhausted and fell asleep, and didn't wake up until 8 o'clock.

They got dressed quickly.

Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she does as he asks (thinking that he's pretty weird).
The man finally gets home, and his wife meets him at the door. Upset, she asks where he's been.

The man replies, "I can't lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."
The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes and says, "I see those grass stains on your shoes. You've been playing golf again, haven't you!?"

 

LMAO    "welcome to the game of life"

3 minutes ago, majordeviant said:

I'm back for more @Naughty Nicki

get in line

On 1/17/2022 at 11:41 AM, secondjag said:

alright, ya asked for boots, lol

 

Yes Sir!!!   the red ones please.....on Nicki,of course