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  1. Hey Kak, if that doesn't float your boat, check out Roland Kirk. Fuckin genius
  2. give this a chance; this kid is brilliant
  3. Get in the mood and keep the sound on (7 vids) CUCK - Dude's so excited..mp4 CUCK - Now her husband sees she loves blowjob.mp4 IR - cuck couple.mp4 get it in.mp4 Mature wife loves chocolate.mp4 BBW needs BBC in her mouth. Interracial Sex.mp4 Hotwife gives big black cock blowjob.mp4
  4. weekend update (4 vids) 427042715_elizabethjaneA1080p.mp4 Remote Contral Vibrator.mp4 Giving it up.mp4 cumshot inside the pussy hls.mp4
  5. secondjag

    Umm

    Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at the local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!" A man walks into a bar in the outback, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?" "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus." The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?" "You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules." So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10, who stuffs into the jar. "Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do: First, you have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it." "Second, there's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands." "Third, there's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem." The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!" "Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is." As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!" He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds! Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight; then, nothing but silence! Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now, where's that old woman with the bad tooth?
  6. Sean, Kak, you are most welcome. Have a great weekend
  7. secondjag

    Umm

    There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zookeeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got to see this huge space with green grass and hills and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi, I'm a zebra! What are you?" "I'm a cow." "Right, right. What do you do?" "I make milk for the farmer." "Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?" "I'm a chicken." "Oh, right. What do you do?" "I make eggs for the farmer." "Right, great, see ya round." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?" "I am a Stallion," said the stallion. "Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?" "Take off your fancy pajamas, darling, and I'll show you." Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage, as he was sensitive about his artificial leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn't bring himself to tell his fiancée' about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I've got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly. The wedding night came and went and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don't forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride. Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his artificial leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the stump. "Hmmmmmm," she said softly, "That IS a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I'll see what I can do!"
  8. lots of places you can go in Minn
  9. speaks for itself and will crack you up; I give you, "Monkeys love sex" Monkeys Love Sex.mp4
  10. secondjag

    Umm

    There was nothing to do on this Thursday night, so the two co-eds were just hanging around the apartment.Brenda, who was dressed in only a in bra and panties, was jiggling back and forth around their place doing some chores.Abby, who was sitting on the bed, decided this was the night that she would reveal her secret to her roommate."Take a break", Abby said to her friend, "Come over here and sit down."As soon as Brenda sat on the bed, Abby leaned over and kissed her full on the lips."I've always wanted to tell you something" Abby said, "It's kinda hard to say this... Well, let me be frank."Brenda leaned toward her friend and said in a sexually husky voice: "No, darling... Let me be Frank." A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about..." She stopped, and sat down to listen. "I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the fridge. She was bare-footed so I gave her your good sandals which you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her the sweater which I bought for you for your birthday but you never wore because the color didn't suit you. Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans, which were perfectly good, but too small for you now. Then just as she was about to leave, she asked, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'
  11. Make it happen Sean. That you can do without any help from her. No permission needed; good luck buddy
  12. to pass the time ( 4 vids) XXXXX.MP4 She Really Used Him.mp4 Airplane Hottie - Helping To Pass the Time On The Plane.mp4 She Takes All Of Him.mp4
  13. lol, I'm glad you enjoyed our "fishing" trip
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