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    lol, how do you get to Carnegie hall? Practice, Practice, Practice. glad u dug it Sean
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    Morris and his wife were vacationing in Hawaii when a violent earthquake occurred at around 3 AM. As soon as morning came, the man went down to the hotel lobby to read the newspaper about what had happened. As he was reading the newspaper, another gentlemen stepped up and asked him if he had felt the earthquake during the night. "I sure did. My wife and I are here on vacation from the mainland, and I have felt other earthquakes, but I have never felt a quake like that one, it was terrible. I thought the building was going to come down on us." The guy asked, "What were you doing during the earthquake?" "Gee, I was having the best sexual performance of my life as that earthquake was happening." "Is that right? What did your wife think about it?" Morris said, "Well, it damned near woke her up!" A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the door and screamed, "Get the hell away!" Later, she told her husband of the incident. He said he would stay home the following day just in case. Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex she said, "Yes!" The man replied, "Great! Give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep the hell away from my wife!"
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    glad u dug 'em Sean
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    meh... ( 2 vids) No Tonsils.mp4 Sucking a real dick properly.mp4
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    lmao, ok, we have a lot of material to get through. get busy A British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no Western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter all in one.One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man taking a morning swim. When he got to shore and stood up the explorer couldn't help but notice the size of his penis. The young man had the longest, thickest penis he had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who this man was."He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of the lake, Sir," came the reply. "This is his morning ritual.""Ask him," the awed Brit said to his companion, "how did his penis get to be this size?"The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems to get very agitated by the conversation."Well, what did he say?" asked our hero to his assistant on his return."He said, 'Doesn't the white man's shrink in cold water?'" A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. "Darling," she gushes excitedly, "I have great news. I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the door-bell, because the young couple hasn't paid their last bill: "Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company. "What are you saying? It's in your files?????" "Absolutely." "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight." That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning. "What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY you? and if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off." "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle." "WWWHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A man's testicles had turned brown, and he was worried so he made an appointment with his doctor.When he got home from the appointment, he sat down in his chair in the living room.He hollered for his wife to come from the kitchen.After a while when she didn't come, he hollered again.After the third time she hollered back, "I haven't got time. I am fixing dinner, have clothes here to iron, the baby is crying and needs changed. I don't even have time to wipe my ass."He said, "That's what I want to talk to you about."
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    Nice that they are "daddys girls."
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    Might be interesting to know if she got into the lifestyle as well.
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    were the kids aware Peter?
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    A Young Aussie was enjoying his first night in Rome drinking cappuccino at a pavement cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him. "Hello," he said. "Do you understand English?" "Only a little," she answered. "How much?" he asked. "Fifty dollars," she replied. Grandpa was showing Little Johnny around the farm. When they came to the corral, he explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her." A little later on, he said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her, too." That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the turkey?" Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "If he does, I'm eating a hamburger!"
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    don't care about your politics; if it's funny, it's funny. feel free to add
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    A man goes into a little neighborhood pub, and when he sits down, he notices a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar.He waves to her, and much to his surprise, she winks back at him. It doesn't take long before he is on the stool next to her.They talk for about fifteen minutes and then the man says to the woman, "You're really hot!"You're pretty cute, too," she says to him. "I'll tell you what. I live just around the corner. What do you think about coming up to my place?"It sounds great!" the man eagerly replies."Before we go up there though", the woman says, "I have to ask you one question: Do you like doing it Greek style?""Well...uh...I'm not exactly sure what that is, man answers, "but it sure sounds interesting and I'm willing to learn! Let's go!"So the two of them walk over to her apartment.As soon as they get inside the door, the woman rips off all her clothes. The man can't believe his eyes. The woman has an incredibly beautiful body."Now, you're sure," the woman asks, "that you want to do it Greek style?""Definitely!" the man replies."All right, then," says the woman. "Take off all your clothes, and get up on the bed on yours hands and knees.""Sounds like fun!" the man exclaims. He leaps out of his clothes and climbs onto the bed on his hands and knees. The woman goes around and gets onto the bed right in front of the man.She kneels down in front of his head. She asks him again, "Are you sure that you want to do it Greek style?""Yeah! Yeah!" says the man.The woman grabs the man with her arms right under his armpits, getting him in a lock hold. He can't move at all, and his head is pressing right into her chest. One more time she says, "Are you sure that you want to do it Greek style?"The man's muffled voice can barely be heard from between her breasts."Yeah!" he mumbles, "Greek style!"The woman's grip on him tightens like a vice, and she yells out, "GUS!"
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    do ya hear me now?? (4 vids) Do Ya Hear Me Now_.wmv WATCHING MY WIFE WITH HER BBC.mp4 big pole tight hole.mp4 black couple in horny fuck.mp4
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    Marci was still feeling a bit weak, and not up to par after her recent bout with the flu, so she went to see her doctor.After a quick examination, he said, "You look weak and exhausted! What have you been doing? Are you getting out in the fresh air, getting enough exercise, and having your meals 3 times a day, as I advised on your last visit?"Marci looked up, a bit surprised and exclaimed, "Oh doc, I've sure been getting the first two, but on that last one, I woulda sworn you said three males a day!" A gorilla is walking through the jungle. He parts the bushes by the watering hole and sees a lion taking a drink of water with his butt sticking up in the air. The gorilla thinks to himself that it would be really funny if he snuck up behind this "King of the Jungle" and slipped him the ol' Liberace. So the gorilla sneaks up on his tiptoes behind the lion, grabs him by the hips, and starts fucking him up his ass as hard as he can. Then he pulls out and runs away, laughing his head off. He thinks it's the funniest thing he's ever done in his life, fucking the "King of the Jungle" up the ass. The lion is pissed. "Rrroooooaarrrr!!!" he says, and runs after the gorilla. Now, the gorilla can't run very fast, and the lion keeps getting closer and closer, so the gorilla ducks into an empty safari camp, puts on a set of safari cloths with the pith helmet and everything, picks up a paper, sits down with the paper held up in front of his face, and makes like he's reading it. Just then, the lion walks in. "Rrroooooaarrrr!!!" he says. "Did you just see a big gorilla run through here?" The gorilla starts shaking under the paper. "Uh, you mean the one that just f-fucked the lion up the ass?" he stutters. The lion sits up with a start and says, "Jesus! It's in the paper already!?"
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    glad u dug it Peter. the dressed/undressed are popular - I get a lot of requests for them.
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    let's unpack these ( 2 vids) 1758365137_cuckoldhusbandjerkingwhileshesfuckingBigblackDick.mp4 1770136779_myBULLMarcusandhisbigcockinmymouth.mp4
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    This'll float your boat
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