secondjag

Hot as hell; stunning woman

As you are no doubt aware, I NEVER share links to other sites without first permission from Admin. So, this struck me as interesting for all the many wannabees out there. Let me know what you think. Admin, feel free to take down. https://www.blacktowhite.net/threads/🗣-updated-31aug19-the-complete-guide-for-dummies-on-how-to-train-a-hotwife-to-love-bbc-and-cuckold-a-hubby.40507/

Jerry was walking near a ladies’ fashion store when he observed this knockout blonde approaching him. He says to the lady, "You are a gal with my favourite kind of legs!"The blonde asks, "And just what kind of legs are they?" Jerry says, " They have feet on one end and pussy on the other!" An old gentleman wearing a beat-up leather-flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the man and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying; biplanes, cubs, Aeroncas, T-6s, flew in WWII in a B-25, and later Sabre Jets in the Korean conflict. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so yes, i guess I am a pilot."She said, "I'm a Lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women."The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I am a Lesbian."

ah, so...we meet again (6 vids) black cock balls deep.mp4 BBC BJ (2).wmv BBC BJ.wmv Every girls' got to have it.mp4 Amazing Creampie after having Sex to Show me.mp4 1118474738_coachinghubby.mp4

Have ALWAYS LOVED R. Crumb; don't know why I didn't think to share sooner FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW MANY OF THESE JPEGS IT IS NOT LETTING ME LOAD. ADMIN, PLEASE EXPLAIN

At the mahjong game, a matron was bragging to her club members."That old goat of a husband of mine can't spend a dime without my consent. My lawyer drew up an agreement that will hold up 100% in any court. And when he dies, I get every cent under his last will and testicles.""You must mean testament," said one of the ladies."When I say testicles, I mean testicles," laughed the woman. "Even after he's buried, I'll still have him by the balls!"

is the interest still there?? again, for reasons that make no sense, it wouldn't let me post several of the nicest jpegs

Hey Kak, gonna take you a whole different direction with this one. So listen, I don't know if you have the patience to listen/watch this whole thing but this charming young woman shares her process, frustrations, and significant skills. Really entertaining. I've watched several of hers now. Enjoy, hope you make it all the way through.

great stuff Dober, thanks for sharing. somewhere i have the complete of the last one, if i get a chance i'll post it

sound on ( 2 vids) Cuckold no need to ask wife wants him to cum in.mp4 1293570951_GirlatMcDs.mp4

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and ended up [as so many conversations do] talking about their love lives. One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft."The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"She frowned and said, "The postman.""Why the postman?""Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box." Father O'Brian, a young priest, was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years, the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing.Father O'Brian said, "This is a very lonely job, and I don't think that I could have made it this long without my Rosary and two martinis each day.""What?!" Exclaimed the Bishop. "You've taken to drinking? What kind of example is that to set for the community? This doesn't reflect well on the church.""But the loneliness, I just couldn't stand it. If it weren't for my Rosary and those two martinis a day, I would surely have gone insane."The Bishop thought a moment, then said, "I guess that is understandable considering..."With that the priest said to the Bishop, "Would you like to have a martini with me?"The Bishop said, "Well, I really shouldn't but... Yes, that would be nice. I think I will, but just this once."The priest turned around and hollered toward the kitchen, "Hey Rosary, would you fix us two martinis please?"

a couple (2 vids) wifey_handjob_eruption.mp4 14713235_IR-MatureFrench.mp4

yep, now what does she think???

An elderly man was having a calm walk when he happened to pass a brothel. One of the prostitutes called out, “Hey Grandpa! Why don't you try?” The old man replied, “No, my child, I cannot!” The prostitute, "Cheer up!!! Let us try!!!" The elderly man entered, and performed like a 25-year old. The prostitute said, “Oh Gosh! And you still say you cannot?” The old man replied, “Ah, the sex I can. What I cannot is pay for it!!” A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes."Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.Just then, some stranger walks up beside him and whispers, “Would you be willing to give up a quarter of your sex life to sink the putt?"Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says, "Sounds good to me," and promptly sinks the putt!Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gosh, I wish I could get an eagle on this one."The same stranger is suddenly at his side again and whispers, “Would it be worth giving up another quarter of your sex life to make an eagle?"Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And, amazingly, he makes the eagle.On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, “Could winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?”"Definitely," the golfer replies, and sure enough he makes the eagle and wins the match.As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks along beside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I’m Satan, and from this day forward you really will have no sex life at all."“Nice to meet you," the golfer replies. "I'm Father O'Malley.” Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep. When she went past her oldest 's room, she heard screaming. Then she went to her second ’s room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest 's room and she couldn't hear anything. The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest , "Why were you screaming last night?" The replied "Mom you always told me if something hurt, I should scream." "That's true." She looked at her second . "Why were you laughing so much last night?" The replied, "Mom, you always said that if something tickled you should laugh." "That's also true." Then the mother looked at her youngest . "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?" The youngest replied "Mom you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full." Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however the laundry always gets wet. All the laundry, that is, except for Sophie's. The other two women wonder why Sophie never has her laundry out on the days that it rains. So one day they are all out in the backyard putting clothes on the line when one of the women says to Sophie, "Say how come when it rains, your laundry is never out?" "Well," says Sophie, " when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Saul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it's going to be a great day, and I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash." "What if he has an erection?" asks one of the women. "Honey," says Sophie, "on a day like that, you don't do the laundry!"

Let her know it excites you that he knows

a few shorts ( 3 vids) Hypersexualization.mp4 The Bounce.MP4 @HD CLASSE PRIVILEGIADA.wmv

what have we got here???

Three very macho mice are standing around trying to outdo each other.The first mouse says, "You know those little pellets they put out around the house trying to poison us? I love those things. I eat 'em like candy."The second mouse, not to be outdone says, "Oh yeah? Well, you know those mousetraps they put out to try to catch us?What I do is get on the trap, grab the cheese, and then flip over onto my back, and when the steel bar comes swinging down, I grab it and do bench presses with it."The third mouse says, "You guys are really a couple of tough mice, and I'd love to keep hanging out with you here, but I gotta go fuck the cat."

you and me both brother