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    gettin my Sunday rest (2 vids) 2024916985_CuckoldArchiveMILFwith2BBCbulls.mp4 1359660332_Blowjobbybabewithamazingtits.mp4
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    the way things are going with her I highly doubt it will be a white guy Peter. A bit of some for the boot lovers here
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    Two girls were discussing their heavy smoking habits. "I get such a yen for a cigarette," said one, "that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck strongly." "That's all very well for you," huffed her friend. "What do you mean?" she asked. "Well, I don't happen to live in a house that's right on the beach!" Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car, and he sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly, "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..." Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So, Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He excitedly describes the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army." An Amish woman and her were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up." So, the did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up." The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the . He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The next day, the is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!"
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    Saturday (3 vids) HUGE Climax.mp4 Outdoor painting.mp4 milk.mp4
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    A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring the Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash, and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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    yeah, yeah. but that's not old. these dames in the pics are 70 or 80 now. Becky is a hot young 45
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    kool. hard to imagine isn't it that she's someones' grandmother now
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    Nice stuff Luc, thanks for sharing. I see a lot of the computer generated stuff but usually pass on it. I shouldn't. Some is really good
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    as before, just 3. but again, you'll dig it. SOUND ON! 526128854_ATTRACTIVEBLONDECUCKOLDWIFE.mp4 Wife asks black bull to cum insider her.mp4 She's got a mouthful.mp4
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    was she on birth control Peter?
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    love the coffee Peter The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice. So, he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia, and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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    You'll dig it; promise. Keep the sound on. On topic 443554245_SlutWifeTakesBBC-Creampie.mp4
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    just one, but a good one (sound on) 1420128932_blondewifefuckbbc.mp4
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    Two deaf people get married.During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now, if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times" Two farmers, farmer Bob and farmer Dan, are having beers in the local bar.Farmer Bob is a younger man, somewhat new to the farming business. Conversely, farmer Dan has been doing it for nearly 20 years and is the most successful man in town.After a few hours of drinking, farmer Bob gets up and says, "I'm gonna go home to feed the beaver."Farmer Dan asks, "What's that supposed to mean?" Farmer Bob replies, "Well, my wife doesn't know about it, but I like to use names of chores on the farm for having sex."A few months later, farmer Bob's tractor breaks down. He's so distraught, he decides to drown his sorrows at the local bar.After sulking for a few hours, farmer Bob decides to return home. To his surprise, he finds a brand-new tractor in front of his house. He begins to jump for joy. He runs inside to look for his wife.Farmer Bob says to his wife, "Honey, where did this great tractor come from?"His wife replies, "Well, farmer Dan gave it to me. All I had to do was handle his eggs, and milk his udder!" An impotent bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn't want his wife to know about it. The doc prescribes it for him, he heads to the pharmacist, who fills the prescription. Home is a good hour away so the bus driver quickly downs one of the little blue pills.When he gets home, he doesn't even have to tell his wife with words.That twinkle in his eye speaks volumes. They tear off each other's clothes and are quickly in bed.He manages to "rise to the occasion" three times.Three times!He expects his wife to be delighted, but instead, she seems rather sad."What's wrong, dear?" he asks"I think your job is taking over every aspect of your life and it's doing you in," she sighs."What do you mean?""I mean, even our sex life is like the bus service. Nothing for ages, and then -- three come all at once!"
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    Retro!! How do you like looking at your grandma with/without panties, lol?
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    nothing much to see here, just move along (3 vids) F9-202.wmv blonde_ir_anal_creampie_08126.wmv Rope after rope.mp4
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    fasten your seat belt
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    A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed, and he slinks back to his table totally red-faced. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." The man responds, at the top of his lungs, "NO, I WILL NOT PAY $300!"
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