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keep the sound on; promise you'll dig it (3 vids) lmao, have now put up over 1500 vids 1497017965_HubbySharesWithBlack.mp4 Sucking Big M's thick cock.mp4 Anna.mp4
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secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks
Sweet Kak, gotta be worth something. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up to the roof of his apartment building in order to get a little color for himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep, and managed to get sunburned on his "tool of the trade." Being very determined he decided not to miss his date because it was with a hot blonde. He decided to put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze, feeling this should resolve his painful situation.The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, he treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, his sunburn started acting up. After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused, went to the kitchen, and poured a tall, cold glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his ‘Johnson’ immersed in a glass of milk. Baffled the blonde exclaimed, "So, THAT'S how you load those things!" One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you have sex with me?"Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!""Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" he asks, grinning at her."No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?""Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!""No way. It's just too risky!""Oh please, please, I love you so much!""No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!""Oh yes you can. Please?""No, no. I just can't""I'm begging you..."Out of the blue, the light on the stairs comes on, and the girl's older sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice, she says:"Dad says to go ahead and have sex with him, or I can do it... or if need be mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom!" -
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what's up? (4 vids) 1672091227_Blackguyfuckwhitemilf.mp4 613388657_MarriedHotwifeRidesTexasBBCBarebackinMotel.mp4 1465495762_SwingersHomeParty.mp4 Pizza Delivery.mp4
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Three guys were sitting at the bar. Ultimately, the topic turns to their respective sex lives.The first guy said, "You know, I'm really lucky. When my wife makes love, she's like an acrobat. She can get into the most incredible positions."The second guy said, "I'm lucky, too. My wife is like a world-class pianist when we have sex. She's got the most talented hands you can imagine."No one spoke for a moment. Then the first guy said to the third guy, "George, how's your wife in bed?"George took a sip of his beer, then replied, "I guess you could say that my wife makes love like a chess player.""A chess player?""Yeah, " he says. "Every 20 minutes or so she moves.” This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village. Once she's inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement. After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the bed in exhaustion. The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer in the dim light. His beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and smooth-shaven scalp glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside her. She's really pleased to have met this guy. At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed. He fumbles the lid off a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself a small shot in a glass and drinks it down in one gulp. Then he stands bolt upright, takes a deep breath and, in a surprisingly energetic motion, dives under the bed, climbing out the other side and beating his chest like a gorilla. Then he vaults back on top of the girl and commences a frantic repeat performance. The Danish girl is very impressed with the gusto of this second encounter. Somehow the Aussie has completely recovered from his previous exhaustion! After nearly half an hour of wild activity in every possible position, the gasping male swimmer again crawls out of bed and swallows another shot of the mysterious liquid. Once more he dives under the bed, emerges on the other side, beats his chest and commences to make love all over AGAIN. The girl is just amazed and delighted as the action continues at the same blistering pace as before. In the darkness, she can't properly see what kind of tonic is causing these incredible transformations, but she sure likes the effect. More than an hour later, after another repeat of the strange drinking ritual on his part, and a whole string of ecstatic multiple orgasms on her part, the Danish girl is now feeling rather faint herself. "Just a minute, big boy," she whispers to the panting bald-headed Aussie, "I think I need to try some of your tonic!" She rises unsteadily and pours a small shot of the liquid. She braces herself for some sort of medicinal effect, but actually it just tastes like Coca-Cola. Then she stands up straight, takes a deep breath and dives under the bed - only to smash straight into the three other exhausted members of the Australian relay team. -
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way to go Dobe; great post
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secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks
Thomas and Tamara were attending a dinner party so that Thomas's mother could meet Tamara for the first time.Towards the end of the evening, Tamara approached Thomas and asked if there was a problem, as she [the mother] seemed to be avoiding her after the introduction."Honestly, my dear," Thomas said, "Mother finds you to be, how should I put it, a bit on the crude side.""Crude? Doesn't she know that I come from one of the most respected families in Boston? That I was educated in Europe? That I attended the finest finishing schools on the East Coast? That I attended Vassar, graduating Magna Cum Laude?" Tamara asked."Yes, yes, my love, I told her all that," Thomas replied."Then where in the fuck does that bitch come off with all that ‘crude’ bullshit?" A stressed out Priest who went to the Doctor in a panic and asked him, "What does it mean Doc, when I go pee it burns like the Fire of Satan and I have this God awful drip?" The Doc smiled and said, "It means the Altar boy lied. He wasn't a Virgin." Q: Did you hear that Hollywood is going to remake the exorcist?A: It’s about a mother who hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son. My wife comes in with a brand-new bag, looked expensive.Me: "Honey I see you got a new Gucci bag, where'd you get it?"Wife: "My boss and I bought a lottery ticket together and won! I bought the bag with my half of the winnings."Next day wife comes home with new, fancy sunglasses.Me: "Wow those are elegant sunglasses you have on today. Where did you get them?"Wife: "My boss and I spent some of our leftover winnings on another ticket and won again! Used my half of the winnings to treat myself again."On the 3rd day, the wife drives home in a new Ferrari.Me: "Let me guess...you and your boss won the lottery again?"Wife: "Yes!! Isn't our luck just so unbelievable right now? All of this winning has wiped me out mentally. Could you do me a huge favor and fill the bath for me so I can relax?"Me: "Anything for you, dear."Wife comes up to see the bathtub filled with only an inch or two of water.Wife: "Honey how is this gonna work... You need to fill it with way more water than this."Me: "We don't want to get your lottery ticket wet now do we?" -
another one bites the dust (5 vids) esposa ficou dolorida HB.mp4 ta entrando tudo bebe Hb.mp4 Close up fucking creampie.mp4 ight skirt, beautiful pussy.mp4 Pizza Delivery.mp4
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secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks
This man went into a night-club and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, so he asked her to dance.She agreed, and they took to the dance floor for a slow one.While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?"The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5.Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?""Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy replied. -
personally I think small sites like this need guys like you. i have no doubt many, if not most cuckolds are either experiencing what you describe, or wonder what to soon expect. both helpful and interesting.
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your attention to detail makes the tale all the more interesting; thanks
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do you recall what you were feeling about it all Peter?
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you were missed brother, you were missed
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now about those pierced clits... -
Have to agree with Kak. I doubt Covid has anything to do with it, but, no doubt, having such easy access to cuckold porn these days must certainly plant some seeds
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Three cowboys, one from Texas, one from Kansas, and one from Oklahoma went into a bar bragging about who was the badest of the three. The Texan said watch this and yelled at the barmaid "Hey, barmaid. Bring me a pitcher of beer and get your ass over here." When the barmaid got there the Texan guzzled down the whole pitcher, laid his hand on the table, whipped out his forty-five and shot off one of his fingers. She was startled. The cowboy from Kansas yelled out, "Hey, bitch, bring me a beer with a shot of tequila and get your ass over here with it." Upon the barmaid getting there he drank the beer and tequila down, laid his hand on the table, whipped out his forty-five and shot off two fingers. The barmaid was terrified at this, especially after just witnessing the Texan. The Oklahoma cowboy spoke out and told the barmaid "Honey, bring me a whole bottle of tequila, and hurry." Upon her arrival, he drank the entire bottle of tequila, unzipped his pants and slams his dick on the table. The barmaid screamed "You aren't going to shoot that off are you?" "Hell no, I want you to kiss it. It will go off by itself". Her Diary SATURDAY DAY NIGHT: I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV, and he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed, about 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. His Diary SATURDAY NIGHT Today Liverpool lost, but at least I got laid.