secondjag

4 hours ago, Dober said:

You know you post so much stuff at one time that I have to count up or down to pick out which pics or vids get my Cock hard that I forget what numbers they were and have to do it again....by then my dick goes soft..very frustrating Jag..I tend to get Blue Balls some times....SOME TIMES!

lmao, you lazy fucker.  take a Viagra and learn to count  🤣🤣

On that you can rely. Just a little something to pass the time.  (9 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it isn't going to clean itself

 

After a tourist had been served in the Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said, "Miss, would y'all give me a piece of ass?"
"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.
Then she smiled and added, "Sure, why not? It's pretty slow here right now, so let's go!"
When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else?"
"Yes," replied the tourist. "Where ah come from in Alabama, we lack our bourbon 'n watuh cold, so ah still need a piece uh ass for mah drink."

 

There was a young Scot in Madrid
Who got fifty-five lays for a quid.
When they said, "Are you faint?"
He replied, "No, I ain't,
But I don't feel as good as I did."

There was a young person named Willie
Whose actions were what you'd call silly;
He went to a ball
Dressed in nothing at all
Pretending to represent Chile

 

The Aussie, the Yank, and the Canadian were having a bullshit session on Caribbean cruise ship.
The Aussie said, "In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn."
The Yank said, "That's nothing, in Texas our cattle are so big the steaks have to be turned with a fork lift."
The Canadian said, "That's nothing, we have women with vaginas this big." He then stretched his hands so wide it'd do the biggest fish story justice.
"How do you screw them then?" asked the Yank.
"They stretch."

 

A Rabbi from Peru
Was vainly attempting to screw.
His wife said "Oy vey,
If you keep up this way
The Messiah will come before you.”

A carpenter living in Crewe,
Who had nothing whatever to do,
Once assisted a whore
With the hinge of her door,
But he made her pay for the screw.

 

A missionary realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives, was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
 He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
 The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
 The missionary is pleased with the response.
 They walk a little farther and the missionary points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
 Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
 The missionary is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
 The missionary is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."
 The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.
 The missionary goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
 The chief replies, "My bike."

Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on the broom.

 

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...
"Oh really, I can't," he replied, "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed, and finally gave in.
That night James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife was awakened somewhat, felt his face and replied, "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"

 

 

the hook brings you in   ( 10 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Penises come in five sizes:
   1. Small
   2. Medium
   3. Large
   4. Oh My God!
   5. Is that available in white?

"It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I'm sucking his dick."
"You know what?" replies Jenny. "It's exactly the same with my Richard..."
They turn to the third blonde and ask, "When you blow Chris, are his balls cold, too?"
"Ugh! That's disgusting! I never put Chris's thing in my mouth!"
"You're crazy," one of the blondes pipes up. "A good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy. You should try it."
She says she'll think about it. The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blowjob novice is sporting a wicked shiner.
"Whoa!" the first blonde asks. "How did you get that black eye?"
"Chris hit me when I was blowing him," she says.
"What on earth for?" the second blonde asks.
"I don't know," she replies. "All I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as how Pete's and Richard's are so cold."

An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?' The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!’ ‘That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?' ‘Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?’ ‘No problem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!'
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds
the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH ! Something whips by him going much faster! ‘What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive. He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?' The old man whispers,
'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!!!!’

 

9 hours ago, Peter C said:

Me too Jag. That last bit of shyness, nerves and doubt eased away by his gentle, calming tone as his rock hard black cock slowly slips inside my girlfriend's tight pussy for the very first time.

Becky won't be easy, but she'll be worth it. I also think going black at last after all these years will do her the world of good and make her realise what she's missed out on and wish she'd done it years ago. It'll change her.

you know Peter, I have often heard women say they regret waiting so long

5 hours ago, CuntryCouple said:

I always clean pussy of ever trace of cum and clean and suck cocks esp if black cock. Soon after we started dating I admitted to being fascinated with white women fucking black men and that I had sucked black cocks before. She had the hots for one of my black friends that I admitted to having sucked several times. She wanted me set it up, I did, she got fucked good, cleaned up and watched me clean and suck our friend's big black cock. She masturbated and orgasmed  when our friend shot into my mouth. We still play with him now and then. I always suck his cock and any other black cock she gets if he is willing.

sweet

 

8 hours ago, Peter C said:

Yes, with all the attention Becky's getting on webcam in the chat room of that garage and hip hop site from black guys in their late teens and early 20s, she's spolit for choice. I have little doubt that each and every one of them has it in mind to get their young black cock into my girlfriend's tight white pussy. She must know that too, but which one will she choose?

Why choose?  She can have them all

I'm shakin it boss    (11 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Great post Dober

8 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Fanfuckintastic Gunner.  Thanks

 

7 hours ago, Peter C said:

That next to last gif had me imagining that's Becky having last second doubts about finally doing it. He's being really considerate and patient with her, getting her relaxed as he massages her thighs, but with her legs spread that wide as she strokes his erect black cock, you know she's about to take the plunge and let him penetrate her for the first time.

Could totally see that happening Peter

7 hours ago, Peter C said:

Those cocks look so good, especially when the guy is well built and muscular, everything I'm not. No wonder Becky is looking longingly at young black guys more and more and is pleased that I approve.

Glad u dug it Peter.  Plenty to go around.

 

4 hours ago, Dober said:

Yea...Yer Slackin off on the Big Black Cock Page Jag......."Man does not live on Cream Pies alone"

You're killing me Dobe.  🤣

4 hours ago, cucksean said:

Has always been my dream to regularly serve a superior yng bbc.  I have always wanted to have one in my mouth or anywhere he would desire!

glad u dug it Sean, Dirty.  i forget to update on this string a lot.

An infamous womanizer with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought that the man looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.
"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some ticked-off husband wrote to me, and said he would kill me if I didn't stop messing around with his wife."
"So stop," the barkeep said.
"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "That inconsiderate bastard didn't sign his name!"

 

There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed about spending holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea; each time they had sex, he would put a $20 bill into a piggy bank.
They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year.
After that time, they decided that there was enough money for their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank.
The husband looked at their savings and said: "Isn't it strange. Each time we had sex, I put a $20 bill into the piggy. But I see tons of $50 bills, and a few $100 bills."
The wife replied, "Do you think that everybody is as stingy as you are?"

 

Two doctors were jogging down a wood path, each arguing as to who was the better doctor. The 1st claimed he was better, then the 2nd. This went on for 30 minutes or so!
Finally the 1st doctor said to the 2nd, "If you are so good, then prove it."

The 2nd doctor said "ok I will."

The 2nd doctor looked around, up and down and saw an owl sitting up in an old oak tree. He said "see that owl", the 1st replied "yes", "I'll give that owl a tonsillectomy in 10 minutes" said the 2nd doctor.

The 1st doctor encouraged him to try.
The clock started ticking, he reached up in the oak tree and grabbed the owl. With a "clip", "snip", and "clip" - the 2nd doctor was done. He proceeded to say, "9 minutes and 15 seconds later, I'm through - beat that!"
The 1st doctor then stated that he could beat the 2nd doctor by performing a vasectomy in 5 minutes. He asked the 2nd if he successfully completed the vasectomy in 5 minutes would he be the better of the two doctors. To that the doctored replied "yes."
The clock started ticking, he reached up in the oak tree and grabbed the same owl. With a "clip", "snip", "cut", "bang", "stitch", and "clip" - the 1st doctor was done. He completed his operation in a record 3 minutes and 35 seconds.

Both doctors went on jogging down the path happy and content as to whom was the better of the two doctors.
The next day the Mr. Owl and Mrs. Owl were flying along when Mrs. Owl stated, "I'm tired, lets land and rest a while."Mr. Owl said "ok!"
Mrs. Owl looked around and saw (with her keen vision) a wonderful old oak tree to perch on, see stated, "lets land over there on the old oak tree."
Mr. Owl looked around and saw the oak tree, only to proclaim, "I'M NOT LANDING THERE." Mrs. owl said "why not," Mr. Owl again proclaimed, "I'M NOT LANDING THERE."

This went on for some time!
Mrs. Owl said, "tell me why you don't want to land there or we're going to!"
Mr. Owl said; "Well, ever since I landed in that old oak tree yesterday, I can't hoot worth a fuck or fuck worth a hoot!"

A mother wanted so much to be a part of her teenage children's group.

She worked hard at learning all the styles the young mothers wore and all foods the children like to eat.
She always tried to look young and spiffy and to have an abundant supply of snacks when the gang dropped by. She even learned how to talk "young," learning all the buzz words and hip sayings.
One day all this came to a screeching halt when, after serving the right snacks, she heard herself say to a room full of hormone dripping teenagers, "If anyone want secs, just let me know. I'll be in the kitchen getting it ready."

 

 

I was halfway through a meeting with a photocopy salesman, when he suddenly mentioned his wife and children, and how content and happy he was.

I was puzzled, but let him continue.

It was only when I glanced down that I understood his reason for imparting this personal information: The table leg against which I had been rubbing my itchy foot wasn’t a table leg at all.

 

Paddy decides to go rabbit hunting, but when he gets to his favorite field he sees the village priest is already there.

Paddy watches with fascination as the priest holds his finger over a rabbit hole and immediately a rabbit pops out. The priest grabs it and puts it into a sack. He repeats this unusual but very successful technique until his sack is full of rabbits.
Paddy stops the priest and asks him how he does it.
"Easy," says the priest. "Put your finger on your wife's pussy and then hold it over a rabbit hole. They can't resist the smell, so when they come out, grab them."
Paddy rushes home to find Maureen bent over scrubbing the floor. He lifts up her skirt and applies his finger as directed.
Without looking up, Maureen giggles, "Holy Moses, Father! Rabbit hunting again?"