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some nice wedding rings in here.  as always, click on an image for bigger, better, definition

 

 

Gentle Folks; for your viewing pleasure   (19 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two little boys were arguing.
"My father is better than your father!"
"No he's not!"
"My brother is better than your brother!"
"No he's not!"
"My mother is better than your mother!"
The second boy paused.

"Well, I guess you've got me there. My father says the same thing."

Little Freddy walked in on his parents having sex. He says, "Hey Dad! What are you doing?" His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank." Freddy says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning."

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist, and said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright... I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside and began to massage him.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

 

better get busy

 

A man was relaxing in the bedroom after having sex with his new Thai girlfriend.

After having sex, she spent a great deal of time just playing with his balls, something she really loved doing, for a long time.

Enjoying it, he asked, “Why do you enjoy playing with my balls so much, honey?”

She thought about it, and then answered, “I really miss mine after the surgery.”

Artificial insemination: Impregnation without representation.

 Have you heard about the gay guy who put a nicotine patch on his penis?
He's down to three butts a day.

Two cowboys are out on the range chatting away. Sooner or later, the subject is about their favorite sex positions.
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just like your sister's and then... you try to hold on for 8 seconds."

A little boy got on the bus and sat next to a man who had his collar on backwards. He asked the man why he wore his collar that way.
The man said, "I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The man answered, "I am the Father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and, two grandchildren."
The priest was annoyed and said, "I am the Father of hundreds."
The little boy sat quietly...but on leaving the bus he leaned down and said, "Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards!"

7 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Fanfuckingtastic Gunner.

 

7 hours ago, Peter C said:

This appeared on my Faceb00k last night. It made me smile, remembering a conversation Becky and I had about perhaps renewing her passport as "it's good ID". My reply was, "Oh, I thought you wanted it so you could go to Ibiza to meet that black boyfriend of yours."

Becky's face lit up. "Oh yeah, I could couldn't I?", she said with a big smile. She didn't like it when I said he probably fucks a different white girl every night in the summer, but she didn't complain when I suggested if she went over he'd probably want her in his bed every night she was there.

A year later this could be us...

Outstanding Peter.  It's time for a vacation

 

How 'bout a &&&&& to hotwives?? MILFS

 

 

 

9 hours ago, Hardyorkie said:

Jag

Believe me, I appreciate everything you share with us.

From the 30second facials to the 1 hr 45 classics.

Keep up your awesome work.

 

Hard yorkie

aww Handy, just having a little fun with you.  I know you do and thanks

 

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this... When your ear itches, you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around. Then, you pull it out. Which feels better... your ear or your finger?"

 

How do some blondes turn on the air conditioner after sex?
They turn the ignition key.

Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn?

She woke up with a kernel between her legs.

The highly religious young man entered his wedding chamber and was shocked to find his new young bride awaiting him, spread-eagle and naked on their bed. "My dear!" he exclaimed, "I expected to find you beside our bed and on your knees!" "OK," she said, obediently changing positions, "but I always get the hiccups when I fuck in that position."

Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day.
They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies.
That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep.
When she went past her oldest 's room she heard screaming.
Then she went to her second ’s room and she heard laughing.
Then she went to her youngest 's room and she couldn't hear anything.
The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest , "Why were you screaming last night?"
The replied "Mom you always told me if something hurt it was OK if I should scream."
"That's true."
She looked at her second . "Why were you laughing so much last night?"
The replied "Mom you always said that if something tickled you it would be OK to laugh."
"That's also true."
Then the mother looked at her youngest . "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"
The youngest replied "Mom you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full."

 

Three guys, Ochuki, Ofego, and Akpors, all worked in the same office with the same male boss. Each day, for a week, they watched the boss leave work early.

One day, the guys decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind him. After all, he never called or came back to work, so how would he know they went home early?

Ochuko was thrilled to be home early. He did a little gardening, spent play time with his son, and went to bed early.

Ofego was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

Akpors was happy to get home early and surprise his wife, but when he got to his bedroom, he heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, he cracked open the door and was mortified to see his wife in bed having wild sex with his boss! Gently he closed the door and crept out of the house.

The next day, at their coffee break, Ochuko and Ofego planned to leave early again, and they asked Akpos if he was going to go with them. 

“No way!” Akpos exclaimed. "The boss almost caught me yesterday!"

Ok Hardy, one of these is a hotwife/lover/ hub over 35 min long.  LOL, don't say I never gave you anything.   (17 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12 hours ago, tennesseedestiny said:

having her pink sleeve turned inside-out. this little slut can’t take enough bareback bbc. she made one guy use a condom and had to let him fuck again just so she could get the cream pie she wanted so badly. 

Great stuff Tenn, thanks for sharing. Hot as fuck

 

12 hours ago, Peter C said:

Another great selection Jag, thank you. Our white wives and girlfriends look so much better with a black man than they do with another white guy. I especially love the contrast when the guy is quite dark and the woman very pale. Becky's skin is very pale as you know...

You are most welcome Peter.  Looking forward to Beckys' first.

 

On Valentine’s Day, Paul is walking to his girl's house and passes a florist shop.
On a whim he buys a big bunch of flowers for her.
When he gets to her house, he holds the flowers out to her.
Instead to taking them she slides her panties off from under her skirt, lays back on the couch, spreads her legs and says "This is for the flowers."
Paul looks at her and says " Oh come now, surely you have a vase around here somewhere."

On their wedding night, Bruce displays his dick to his new blonde virgin bride and tells her it's the only one in the world. She, of course, believes him.
He's gone for a conference for a couple of weeks and returns, only to be questioned by his new wife.
"Bruce," she says, "I thought you said you had the only one in the world. But Harry at the drug store has one, too."
"Well, er," Bruce flusters, "Harry and I were in the war together, I had two, so I gave him one of mine."
"Oh. Well, why did you give him the big one?"

A man decided to take the opportunity, while his wife was away, to paint the toilet seat. For a longer lasting paint job, he used epoxy paint.
The wife came home sooner than expected, sat down on the newly-pained seat, and got it stuck to her rear. She was understandably distraught about this and asked her husband to drive her to the doctor.
She put on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they went.
When they get to the doctor's, the man lifted his wife's coat to show the doctor their predicament.
The man asked, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"
"Well, yes," the doctor said, "But never framed!"

Once a young boy was watching his mother take a bath.
As she got out to dry off, he notices her upper torso he asks "Momma what are those?"
She replies "Son those are my breasts," as she turns her back to him he asks "Momma what is that?" she replies "Son that is my derriere."
As she turns to slip on her robe he spies her nether region and asks "Momma what is that?" She replies "That son is none of your business!"
Later the boy is playing by the kitchen door, and the father comes in from work hungry. The father hollers toward the kitchen to the mom, "Hey honey, what's for dinner?" She replies "None of your business."
The son shaking his head says "YUCK!"

 

4 hours ago, cucksean said:

Omfg you are absolutely ama,ing Jag!  Thank you!

You are most welcome Sean.  Oh, and a note to Hardy; appreciated your comment regarding the "clips" I post however, if you take the time to delve a bit back in this string, you'll find I used to post full length vids.  I stopped when I got fed up with the slow upload speeds here and the lack of support I got from admin when stuff that should have worked, didn't.  Ok, fellows, enjoy these.  (12 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7 hours ago, tennesseedestiny said:

found a ton of pictures of this bbc slut, i even have her fff info. she loves the bbc, want to see more that i’ve found on the internet of this @@@@@@@ bbc slut?

Hot indeed; really dug the creampie

A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.

That night, the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.
She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do.
You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She said, "That's right.  Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what was it?" she asked.
He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big boobs and screw your brains out'..."
She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"

Again, he looked up at her, and replied, "Mission accomplished."

A guy meets this girl in a bar and asks, “May I buy you a drink?”

Looking unimpressed at the man she replies, “Okay, but it won't do you any good.”

A little later, he asks, “May I buy you another drink?”

He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, “Okay, but it won't do you any good.”

They get to his apartment and he says, “You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife.”

She says, “Oh, that's different. Send her in.”

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.
His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?'
The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up.
He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door'.
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Jaguar parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires.'

The Queen of England was visiting a hospital and she stopped by one of the beds to speak to the man lying there.
"What is wrong with you, sir?" she asked the man. "I got a wart on my balls," he replies, much to the astonishment of the nurses.
One of the nurses immediately rushes over to him. "You can't say that to the queen!" the nurse shouts.
"Well what should I have said then?" replies the man.
"Something like you have a bruise on your back, or a cut on your arm, or a graze on your knee. Anything but 'I have a wart on my balls'!" answers the nurse.
Two months later, Princess Anne is visiting the same hospital, and just happens to pass the same bed, with the same man in it.
"What is wrong with you, sir?" asks the princess.
"Um, I have a bruise on my back," replies the man.
"Oh," the princess answers, "I'm so glad to hear that your balls are better...I'll tell the queen."

some on topic and sweet.  sound on!  (13 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now where were we???  (4 vids)