secondjag

427?  427?  Fuck you 427 my ass.  (12 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not kidding, time to build a new site  If one of you guys is playing somewhere else can you PM me?  ( 6 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Time to build a new house.  This one is rotting.

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an

opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. She then drops to her knees and gives him a fabulous blowjob.

After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss and blow job I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…”

There was a Young Man of Thyme
Who Had three wives at a time.
When asked why he did it
He said "One's an idiot
And bigamy, sir, is a crime.'

There was a young man of Natal
Who was fucking a Hottentot gal.
Said she, "You're a sluggard!"
Said he, "You be buggered!
I like to fuck slow, and I shall."

Doctor, you've gotta help me... my wife Sharon just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"
"Look, Charlie, I can't prescribe..."
"Doctor, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset?
I am desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to Hell! You've got to help me."
The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills.
"Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental, but the tests so far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give Sharon more than
ONE, understand?... JUST one."
"One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"
"Um... okay."
Charlie expresses gratitude, and departs for home, where Sharon has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, Sharon goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. Charlie , in fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into Sharon's coffee. He reflects for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry. The Doc did say they were powerful.
Then an inspiration strikes: Charlie drops one pill into his own coffee.
Sharon returns with the shortcake, and they enjoy their dessert and coffee, our Charlie with poorly concealed anticipation. Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, Sharon shudders a little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange smoky look enters her eyes. In a deep, throaty, near-whisper, in a tone of voice Charlie has never heard Sharon use before, she says, "I... need... a man!!"
Charlie eyes glitter and his hands tremble as he replies, "Me... too..!!!."

 

 

 

 

 

9 hours ago, Peter C said:

Strangely, My wife Debbie going with a black man was never high on the agenda, though she did come home once and confessed to having been hit on by a black guy in a club on a girls night out. He'd bought her a drink and steered her away from her friends to a quieter corner of the club. With Debbie perched on a bar stool and his hand on her knee, within minutes they were kissing passionately, tongues in each other's mouths. Applying a little pressure between her knees, my wife parted her legs for him to explore under her short black mini-skirt, his hand massaging high up her bare thigh. Unfortunately, they were disturbed otherwise I'm sure Debbie would have been blacked that night.

With Becky it's been different, it coming as quite a shock as it slowly became apparent that she has a previously hidden thing about black men. Sites like this have got me liking the idea more and more too and she's now comfortable telling me about the young black dudes she chats to online and really pleased that I actually encourage her. Whether she ever takes it further remains to be seen.

I think Becky is ready Peter; you just need to put her in the right circumstance.

Teachers I fucked were all in mid to late twenties.

39 minutes ago, cucksean said:

I have always dreamed about my bride riding and playing with a superior bbc!

so wish we could make that happen for you buddy

 🤣   Ok Dober, while you work on your math, I'll break this in three.    Post 3 of 3    (8 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 🤣   Ok Dober, while you work on your math, I'll break this in three.    Post 2 of 3    (10 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

🤣   Ok Dober, while you work on your math, I'll break this in three.    Post 1 of 3    (10 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, Peter, it's how I passed algebra.

 

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.
The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed." 

The second kid replies, "Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door."

Teri was walking along pushing our newborn son in the carriage when an old friend approached her. The friend leaned over, peering into the carriage said, “What a beautiful baby boy, and he looks just like his father.” “I know.”, replied Teri, “I just wish he looked more like Pete”

 A man was in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite went up into the air, it came crashing down. This went on for a while until his wife stuck her head out of the front door and yelled, "You need more tail!" The father yelled back, "I told you yesterday that I needed more tail... and you told me to go fly a kite!"

There was a young man with a fiddle
Who asked of his girl, "Do you diddle?"
She replied, "Yes, I do,
But prefer to with two --
It's twice as much fun in the middle."

There was a young harlot of Crete
Whose fucking was far, far too fleet.
So they tied down her ass
With a long ton of brass
To give them a much longer treat.

A polar bear and a penguin were walking along the snow dunes one day when the polar bear fell down a chasm.
Try as he might, the poor polar bear couldn't get out.
The penguin did everything he could think of, but he couldn't rescue his friend.
Then a thought struck him! He said, "Hold on for a few minutes, I'll be right back!"
He then ran off and returned in a few minutes driving his red Ferrarri.
He backed it up to the edge of the chasm and tied a rope to the end.
With his friend holding on to the rope, he was able to pull him out to safety.
After the polar bear thanked the penguin for saving his life, they continued on their walk.
Later on that very same day, the penguin fell into a similar chasm.
Now, as everyone knows, polar bears can't drive.
So it looked bad for the penguin.
Then the polar bear had an idea!
He allowed his penis to swing down into the chasm, all the way to the bottom.
The penguin gladly used it to climb his way to the top!
The moral of this story is: If you have a big enough penis, you don't need a Ferrari.

 

 

6 hours ago, cucksean said:

Omg so hot!!! Especially the deep throat!!!!  Thank you!!!!

Thank you buddy, will be putting up a boatload shortly.  More monkey biz at this place yet again

3 hours ago, Peter C said:

Forgot to say awhile back how much I enjoyed the teacher photos and gifs you posted Jag. I like the thought of a male teacher fucking his pupil's mum almost as much as I do thinking about a teenage boy being lucky enough to fuck his married teacher.

Fucked several of my teachers growing up Peter.

Bob pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife, Suzie, must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!"

"What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired.

"Last week," Bob explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman, the postman, the paperboy, the UPS man, or several of the neighborhood guys came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!'"

"When I see a monk's ass, I just grab it."
Said the lazily amorous abbot.
"Although it's more fun,
To have sex with a nun,
It's so hard to get into the habit!"

 

 

some wedding rings in here

 

 

5 hours ago, cucksean said:

Jag you are amazing

thank you buddy

lol Dobe, I used to fuck women in the Sears dressing room all the time.  Ok, here's a bunch.  ( 18 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok Dober, just this once, for you.  Too much for one post.  Post 4 of 4.   ( 15 vids).  lmao, i better hear you came hard to each one.  YOUR WELCOME, FROM ONE LAZY FUCK TO ANOTHER MY FRIEND.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok Dober, just this once, for you.  Too much for one post.  Post 3 of 4.   ( 7 vids).  lmao, i better hear you came hard to each one.  YOUR WELCOME, FROM ONE LAZY FUCK TO ANOTHER MY FRIEND.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On 6/24/2023 at 3:20 PM, Dober said:

You know you post so much stuff at one time that I have to count up or down to pick out which pics or vids get my Cock hard that I forget what numbers they were and have to do it again....by then my dick goes soft..very frustrating Jag..I tend to get Blue Balls some times....SOME TIMES!

 

Ok Dober, just this once, for you.  Too much for one post.  Post 1 of 4.   ( 7 vids).  lmao, i better hear you came hard to each one.  YOUR WELCOME, FROM ONE LAZY FUCK TO ANOTHER MY FRIEND.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A plumber was called to a woman's apartment in New York to repair a leaking pipe.
When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked babe, and during the course of the afternoon the two became extremely friendly, and they moved to the bedroom.
About 4:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing their bedroom shenanigans.
"That was my husband," she said, "He's on his way home, but he's going back to the office around 8.
Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."
The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. "What? On my own time??"

 

It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs, and the wife rolls over and plays dead.

 There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor.

The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.
"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"
The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.
A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.
Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.
Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!"

 

 

4 hours ago, Dober said:

I really love those pics where the chicks laying on her side and all that sweetness is pouring out and dripping down the sides of her ass cheeks...esp. when he's a heavy cummer.

glad u dug it Dobe