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checking the 'ole tool box.  ( 8 vids)

 

1 hour ago, gloriafrenchsissy said:

Happy new Year, full of delicious creampie to eat from big black bull!

thank you baby, same to you

no need to cheat.  bring hub along and we'll find something for him to do

A man stumbled into a bar and said to the bartender, “Wow, was I drunk last night.”
The Bartender said, “You sure were.”
The man then said, “I gotta tell you what happened. Walking home I found a woman tied to the train tracks. So, I took her home and we had sex.
First I was on top. Then she was on top, and for hours we had sex in every position you can think of. It was unbelievable.”
The bartender was amazed. “Sounds like you had a great time. What did she look like?”
The man thought a moment. “I really don’t know. I never found the head.”

There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
The zebra was so excited, she got out of the lock up to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited.
"Hi! I'm a zebra what are you?"
"I'm a cow," said the cow.
"Right, what do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it, "Hi, I'm a zebra what are you?"
"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.
"Oh, right, what do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right - o, great, see ya round."
Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes.
She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra what are you."
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your pajamas, darling, and I'll show you."

 

back to business

 

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little upset, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

 

Dear Diary

This, from my recent cruise:

MONDAY: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain asked me to dine at his table.
TUESDAY: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain.
WEDNESDAY: The Captain made proposals to me unbecoming an officer and gentleman.
THURSDAY: Tonight, the Captain threatened to sink the ship if do not give in to his indecent proposals!
FRIDAY: This afternoon I saved 1600 lives. Twice!

 

3 hours ago, Dober said:

Love the second flick down, though I'd film it from below, no sence letting all that nut butter go to waste.

glad u dug it Dober

10 hours ago, iko69 said:

 

spam,  admin, please remove

she's my sister.  she's my mother.  forget it Jake; it's China town  ( 8 vids)

 

4 hours ago, iko69 said:

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Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds, and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"

Q: What's the difference between a boxer and a woman?
A: A boxer stands up to get knocked down and a woman lies down to get knocked up.

The father watched through the window as his young made a snowman with a little friend. Entertained by the sight, he went closer and heard the little boy say, "I've got an idea. To finish it off, I'll go to the kitchen and find a carrot." And his replied, "Make it two. The second can be his nose."

 

 

12 hours ago, Peter C said:

It might be, depending on the size of the black guy's cock and what she's been used to with you and any other guys she's had sex with. Not all black men have big dicks, just as not all white guys have small dicks.

Let's hope her first experience with a black guy is really satisfying for her, such that she cums with him and wants to make sex with black guys a regular thing. Let us know how she gets on.

My previously shy girlfriend has pleasantly surprised me by become friendly with black men online, to the point that she now has what we both refer to as 4 black "boyfriends". I totally approve of course, but she's adamant that she'd never date any of them for real, nor have sex with them, so you're making better progress than me!

well put Peter

5 hours ago, Dober said:

The Wonderbread of Sperm!

non fattening and good for you

 

1 hour ago, Naughty Nicki said:

Oh no, those pants are cumming off and I’d be the reason for that beauty to be bouncing.    Lol.   😍😍😍

there's my good girl

a little start to the day  (4 vids)

 

Jill, a rather young miss [16 years old] attending St. Mary's Catholic Girls School, was sitting on the sidewalk, smoking a cigarette.

The local priest, walks by and gives her a glare.

"Jill! Smoking at such a young age! Aren't you ashamed?"

"What?" said Jill. "You got something better to do after sex?"

Jim paid $500 to a madam for a virgin whore.
He was sent to an upstairs room, where a fresh-faced 18-year-old expertly sucked him to the brink of coming, then quickly finished him off in her cunt.
The whole session lasted less than five minutes.
The john was not happy.
"They said I'm the first man you ever fucked," he complained.
The girl looked blankly at Jim. "You might be," she smiled helpfully. "Your face looks familiar."

 

Ok Wild Thing, here ya go.  In celebration of your new found power.  You make my heart sing

 

me so wantee