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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    The Secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The Boss called her into his office and said, “Now look, Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here.” He took a breath, and continued, “Who told you, you could come and go as you please around here?” Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said, “My lawyer.”
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    Back on the chain gang...
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    Vicki was still feeling a bit weak and not up to par, after her recent bout with the flu and went to see her Doctor. After a quick examination, he said, "You look weak and exhausted! What have you been doing? Are you getting out in the fresh air, getting enough exercise, and having your meals 3 times a day, as I advised on your last visit?" Vicki, looked up, a bit surprised and exclaimed, "Oh Doc, I've sure been getting the first two, but on that last one, I woulda swore you said three males a day!" When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a beautiful girlfriend with big breasts.When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big breasts, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, got angry all the time and threatened suicide. So, I decided I needed a girl with stability.When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So, I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a beautiful girlfriend with big breasts. A mother has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Susie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" The mother asks. "Yes, I think so," replies her . "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy will fuck ANYTHING!"
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    You're right Dirty, thanks
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    my pleasure Sean. glad u dug it
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    been a while since I couldn't get on the board Bill's friend Harry went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, so he asked her to dance.She agreed, and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, Harry said, "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?"The flattered girl told him it was Channel #5.Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?"Honest Harry replied: "Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it." Billy-Joe and Betty-Sue get married, and Billy-Joe whisks her away to his daddy's hunting cabin in the woods, for a romantic 'nature honeymoon'...He carries her across the threshold, and they get into bed, when Betty-Sue whispers in his ear "Billy-Joe, be gentle, I ain’t never been with a man b'fore.""WHAT???" shouts Billy-Joe, and his little bride softly shakes her head...Billy-Joe jumps out of bed, grabs his clothes, and races out the door, into his truck... down the mountain.... straight to his parents’ house... rushes inside screaming "Hey Daddy!, Paw! Git'up!" ....His father rushes downstairs and gasps... "Billy-Joe, what'r you doin here?"Billy-Joe, still breathing hard from his mad flight, gasps "Well, Betty-Sue an I was in the cabin, and she toll' me she ain't never been with a man' afore.... so's I rushed outta there, an' lit back here... quick as I could! "His father grasps Billy-Joe's shoulder in reassurance, and says "SON, ya done the right thing.... Iffin she ain't good'nuff fer her family, she shure as shit ain't good'nuff fer ours!!" John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised, meself! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take some muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he says ok. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new equipment." Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bob starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants. His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up my ass." The Mississippi preacher rose with an angry red face, and then said, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. "I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven, and in your heart, you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke: "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!" The preacher fainted. A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around a public hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were @@@@@@@ to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.' 'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified? Again, the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better insurance.'
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    Wow, couldn't even make the leader board. Holy shit, I have a lot to catch up on. This is going to be LONG, honestly don't have the time to break this up
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    maybe these tickle your fancy ( 2 vids) SOUND ON 1336338621_HappyHumpDay.mp4 1822991586_IR-SlutwifetakesBBCbarebackandgetscreampied-3MIN.mp4
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    you never know Peter, you just never know...
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    Love 'em Peter, thanks for sharing
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    stunning woman
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    you are most welcome Dirty, and thank you
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    A deaf mute walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms.He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf.Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five-dollar bill next to it.The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf-mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket.Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language."Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet." Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, that, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?" Then she heard a voice from far, far away: "Hello! We're down here..." A blonde went to the dentist one day to have a tooth pulled. She was very nervous about it. The dentist noticed this and while he was putting his gloves on, he started to talk to the woman so she wouldn't feel so nervous. He asked, "Do you know how they make these gloves?" The woman shook her head. The doctor explained, "In a big rubber factory they have a whole lot of men and women with different hand sizes and they have to put their hands into a big huge tank of melted rubber and wait until it dries and then take it off and do it again." The woman didn't even blink she seemed to be too busy trying not to panic. So he tried telling her a joke or two but once again she didn't even smirk. So, he gave up about five to ten minute later. In the middle of getting the tooth removed she burst out laughing and he had to stop in case she'd choke. He asked, "What's wrong?" She just laughed and said, "If that's how they make gloves I wonder how they make condoms." During her annual checkup, a well-endowed lady was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table."Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you.""That's all right," said the physician. "I'll flick off the lights. You get undressed and tell me when you're through."In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness, "Doctor, I've undressed. What should I do with my clothes?""Your clothes?" answered the doctor. "Put them over here, on top of mine!" Sherry, a pert and pretty nurse, took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked."Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "I am married, but It's gotten so that I go out with one of the young doctors here, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week.""I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And, you want me to strengthen your will power and resolve so you have the morals to quit going to bed with doctors?""For Heaven's sake, no!" exclaimed the Nurse. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterwards." One day, a blonde and a brunette were out for a ride in the blonde's new car.Suddenly, some jerk pulled in front of them.The blonde then put her lips on the steering wheel.The brunette feared for her life, but had the courage to ask, "What are you doing?!"The blonde calmly replied, "I'm trying to blow the horn."
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    aww thanks Sean, appreciate it
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    Oh, you thought I was done??? I have a lot of time to make up for. Coming at ya hard (21 vids) VIDEO-2022-09-01-19-51-36.mp4 1158983819_maturemassagesblackcockcantavoidtosuckit.mp4 1826687786_Cuckgettingtoseewifewithbbc.mp4 2026394637_Whitegirlsuckdickgoodgoodmouth.mp4 loirinha-deliciosa-.mp4 875531340_!CuckoldArchiveBlondematurewifewith3BBCCuckold.mp4 Interracial breeding - putting black baby in white womb.mp4 599440370_BBW-WifetriesBBC.mp4 11 suckin blk cak.mp4 cumquesncbv.mp4 ablowjdshf.mp4 mornbj.mp4 irfun.mp4 pnded.mp4 resist.mp4 bjsgdf.mp4 big_black_load_.mp4 212319931_Bigblackguyfuckingawhitebabe.mp4 205191047_BBWMILFheadandpussytoogoodforBlackyoungin..mp4 1446001963_christianmarriedmommatakesfatblackcockinherfatass.mp4 ASIMOJADA.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    thanks Peter. hope you guys are all living your best lives as well
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    what cuckold doesn't enjoy a panty treat?
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    my mood improves
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    back with a vengeance. ( 12 vids) 735248854_wifewithBBCbullSissyenjoyscleaning.mp4 shower.mp4 creampie eruption.mp4 1885375334_Womensrights-whatmarriedwomenwant.mp4 fucked in his car.mp4 BoqueteNoNegao.mp4 2077949185_whiteslutwifetalksaboutbbc.mp4 IR - Horny wife get bbc - creampie.mp4 On The Pole.mp4 menage M.mp4 1083685689_wifetakesBBCbarebackandgetscreampied.mp4 888424267_WifeFuckedbyHerBlackFriends.mp4
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    secondjag replied to secondjag's topic in Cuckold Talks

    yup, I"m back; did ya miss me? Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her friend, "According to a survey we just completed, ninety percent of all people have sex in the shower. The other ten percent of them sing.""Really?" asked the friend.The therapist shook her head and proceeded to ask, "And do you know what song they sing?"The friend nodded her head and replied, "No."The therapist replied, "I didn't think so." An old cowboy dressed to kill [with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps] went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him,"Are you a real cowboy?"To which he replied,"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am."After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied,"I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.A couple sat down next to him and asked,"Are you a real cowboy?"To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian." An Aussie, a Yank, and a Canadian were having a bullshit session on this cruise ship.The Aussie said, "In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn."The Yank said, "That's nothing, in Texas our cattle are so big the steaks have to be turned with a fork lift."The Canadian said, "That's nothing, we have women with pussies this big." (He then stretched his hands so wide it'd do the biggest fish justice.)"How do you screw them then?" asked the Yank."They stretch."
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    squeezing in some last min posts before I leave town
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    loading up before vacation
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