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  1. secondjag
    who's up for it??? threw some in for Wild Thing; which is your favorite honey? [can't just pick, have to say why] which is your favorite, cucks?
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    there's some vid gold in here (4 vids) Wife jerks off BBC in her mouth while hubby watches.mp4 469613064_AmateurCuckoldCoupleInterracialCreampieCleanup.mp4 Cuck helps bull to fuck his gf.mp4 1659230678_KateCumsOnAnotherBigBlackDick.mp4
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    into the vapor...(6 vids) troca de casais Hb.mp4 loira com seu negão Hb.mp4 Insertion.mp4 Gonna Make me.mp4 1987016073_adeephardpounding....wmv 270287106_hubbyisinperfectpositiontosatisfythewife.mp4
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    In the north of England lived a man, poorly educated, who made a large fortune by selling his design for a bicycle chain. With this money he set about realizing his childhood ambition to become a country squire. He purchased a beautiful estate near the Scottish border, and proceeded, with the help of some excellent servants, to live in a manner none in his family had ever dreamed of. Foremost of these servants was his butler, Jeeves, a well-educated man, who assisted his master in every way he could to better himself. The master would often ask Jeeves for advice on how to handle a social situation, or to explain a new term. One day when the master was reading, he called Jeeves in and asked, "Jeeves, what is this fox pass?" "Sir," replied Jeeves, "that would be 'faux pas'. I'll give you an example: "Do you remember recently when Lord and Lady Plushbottom stayed for the weekend? And do you remember how on Sunday morning Lord Plushbottom pricked his finger on a rose? "And do you further remember how later, at breakfast, Lady Plushbottom asked her husband 'Is your prick still throbbing dear?' and you said 'Christ!' and I dropped the marmalade? "That, Sir, was a faux pas."
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    satisfy your hunger
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    thanks so much Sean. Enjoy these [too lazy to put the creampies in "Breakfast..."]
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    My wife and I were watching Who Wants to Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' ... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So, I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started... A teacher is instructing her 4th grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.'She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands."Carl," she says.Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps 'cause they're contagious.""Very good," says the teacher.Then she picks Suzie, who says, "The atmosphere was contagious."The teacher says, "Excellent, Suzie!" Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand up at the back of the class. "Yes, Johnny?"Johnny says, "The other day, me and my dad's a-sittin' around, and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, 'Jesus, it's gonna take that cunt ages to finish that fence.' A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love.The girl wants it again, and the guy obliges her. She wants more, and they do it again.She still wants more and the guy, by now exhausted, says, "Excuse me a minute I have to relive myself."While out of the car he notices a guy a half block away changing a flat. He goes up to the guy and says, "Look, I've got this gal in my car, and I've given it to her four or five times and she still wants more. I'll change your flat if you'll take over for me."The guy agrees. He jumps into the back of the car and starts to go at it with the woman.He's just getting to the gravy strokes when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them.The cop asks, "What're you doing in there?"The guy says "I'm making love to my wife."The cop asks, "Why don't you do that at home?"The guy answers. "To tell you the truth, I didn't know it was my wife until you shined the light on her."
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    awesome as always Dober
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    can you handle it? ( 9 vids) Cum Eating Cuckold.mp4 539814566_HUBBYFINALLYTASTESBBCplusCreampie.mp4 Hotwife tastes her first BBC.mp4 587140996_JodiandherBBC.mp4 Before School.mp4 1679842675_Shewantedit.MOV VID-20220806-WA0092.mp4 VID-20220806-WA0097.mp4 hardcore.mp4
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    A sweet, beautiful young would-be starlet comes to Hollywood to seek her fortune.At her first power cocktail party she goes to the host and asks him: "Who's the most powerful man in the room?""That would be Bob, over there by the caviar," he says.The young woman walks over to Bob and says, "Excuse me, Bob, would you mind stepping back behind this column? I'd like to talk to you."Bob and the girl step behind the column and she says, "Bob... I'm gonna unzip your fly, take out your cock, and give you the best blowjob you ever had...!"Bob smiles slightly and says, "Well, okay. But.............. what's in it for me?" A soldier, filled with obvious triumph, returned from his twenty-four-hour pass, and was besieged by his buddies, who wanted to know, in detail, how he had made out.The soldier, nothing loath, said gleefully, "What a piece of fuckin' luck I had.I hadn't been off camp more than half an hour when I met this fuckin' broad, and was she stacked!We got to talking and I took her out for some fuckin' hamburgers.Then we went to a fuckin' movie where we got friendly.Then she took me to her fuckin' apartment and in less than five minutes I had every fuckin' stitch off her."He paused for breath and everyone cried out, "So what happened?" What happened?"And the soldier said, "What the fuck do you think happened, you fuckin' jerks? We had sexual intercourse." A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup."Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked."Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, It seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?""Well," the doctor answered, "hemophilia is a genetic disorder, and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac.Tell me, how much do you lose when you have your period?"After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, "Oh, about seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess."
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    glad u dug it Peter
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    pretty sure that should do the trick. show her some of the vids here too. best of luck
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    you are most welcome Sean. glad u dug it.
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    including possibly the best cuckold cleanup vid ever. crazy not to have sound on. (9 vids) if this doesn't draw comment, you're probably dead Leticia Reed na praia Hb.mp4 Creampie.mp4 VID-20140719-WA0013.mp4 809270945_CUCK-CreampiePussyCleanUp-bestever.mp4 145232364_Soixante-neuf69-er.mp4 IR - RIDE.mp4 milking BLACK MAN's.mp4 Caged Hubby Watches BBC Take His Wife.mp4 1534842787_Cuckoldincockcagewatchesaswifegetsfuckedhardbybetterman.mp4
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    A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other.After a few drinks, they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all.""Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart, and close your eyes," said the midget.The woman obliged, and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes, the woman had enjoyed eight orgasms."If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "just wait until I get BOTH legs in there!" A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning, she hears a knock at the door. It’s the same man, and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home, she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking a day off tomorrow to be home, just in case this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door, and both ran for the door. The husband whispers to the wife, "Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen, and if it is the same guy I want you to answer ‘yes’ to the question, because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband, and opens the door. Sure enough, the same fellow is standing there. He asks, "Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes, I do." says the lady. The man replies, "Good. Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone, and start using yours?!"
  18. secondjag
    Thanks man, appreciate it.
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    Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man, you really look tired." His buddy says, "Dude, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend wants sex all the time, three, four, even six times a night, every night. She wakes me up at all hours. I just don't know what to do." A fellow about 70, sitting a couple of stools down overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that nonsense!" This guy is between the sheets with this woman when he hears the garage door open."It's my husband," the woman says. " Here, start ironing these," tossing him a pile of shirts.The husband walks in and asks why there is this strange man ironing shirts.She tells him that he is the new housekeeper. Her husband seems to accept this.The guy stays and finishes the shirts , leaves, and walks down the street to catch the bus.He can't help but brag about what just happened, and tells a man waiting next to him.The man looks at him and says," Pal are you talking about a nice looking brunette who lives in that 2 story brick job on the corner of Main and Park?""Yes, I am.""Hell, son, who do you think washed them damn shirts anyway."
  21. secondjag
    I believe you are really close Peter, however I think it would help if you shared pics with her. Meantime, enjoy these
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    forgot these Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy, "what is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister's’ and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds." Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead." The operator asks, “How do you know?” He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!" I was in bed with a blind girl last night, and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." Scene: The finish line of the famous Venice Canal swim race. A newspaper reporter is interviewing Pierre, who was favored to win the race.Reporter: "Pierre, you were favored to win today's Venice Canal race by a 1/4 mile; this wasn't even supposed to challenge you. Why then did you finish dead last, shocking your fans?"Pierre: "Well, at the start I was in the lead, and taking it easy, knowing there was no one in reach of me. As I passed under the first bridge, Suzette was standing on top of it, rubbing her hips, and looking very sexy. She was calling to me, saying, 'Pierre, I am yours when you finish the race.' This started to get me excited, my swim suit was getting uncomfortable.""The next bridge I passed under, the beautiful Rose was standing on the bridge. She had her shirt off, and was fondling her large breasts, saying, 'These are for you when you finish the race, Pierre.' I was now dragging in the mud. The other swimmers were now in sight, but I swam on.""The third bridge I passed under, the naked Bridget was standing on it. She was rubbing her body, and calling to me, saying, 'I am yours when you finish the race Pierre, I want you so bad.' This was it, I was now stuck in the mud, all the other swimmers passed me.""I was sad to let down my fans. I didn't know what to do."Reporter: "But Pierre, why didn't you try the backstroke?"Pierre: "Ah, but what of the bridges?"
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    Father Harris was motoring along a country lane in his parish on a spring afternoon when, all of a sudden, he got a flat tire.Exasperated, the priest stopped his car, got out, and assessed the damage.Luckily a four-wheel-drive jeep rounded the bend and pulled to a stop behind the crippled vehicle.The door to the jeep opened and out stepped a powerful hunk of a man."Good afternoon, Father," greeted the stranger. "Can I give you a hand?""Heaven be praised," rejoiced the priest. "As you can see, my son, I have a flat tire, and I must admit I've never changed one before.""Don't worry about it, Father. I'll take care of it."And without skipping a beat, the bruiser picked up the front of the car with one hand and removed the lug nuts from the base of the flat tire with the other."Why don't you get the spare from the trunk?""Why, ahh, yes, of course, my son," stuttered the amazed Father Harris.The priest rolled the spare around to the strong- man who casually lifted it up with his free hand, maneuvered it into place, and proceeded to tighten the lug nuts."Do you need the wrench?" the Father queried."That's OK," the fellow told him. "These nuts are as tight as a nun's snatch.""Hmmmm..." mused Father Harris. "I'd better get the wrench." Farmer Jones lives with his tame bear in the remote country with only dirt access roads. His tame bear had been naughty that day so he put him in the barn and said, "You stay here until you learn how to behave yourself." Shortly afterwards it begin to rain (a real heavy down pour). About an hour later a travelling salesman got stuck in the mud and asked the Farmer for a place to stay. The Farmer told him he didn't have room in the house, however he could stay in the barn. He told the salesman there were no lights in the barn and his tame bear was in the barn. The Farmer said the bear would not bother him. The salesman went to the barn. Later another travelling salesman got stuck in the mud and the Farmer told him about the barn with no lights and the tame bear. Salesmen left for barn. One hour later a woman got stuck in the mud and approached the Farmer. He told her about the barn and mentioned the two travelling salesmen (he was so concerned about the salesmen he forgot to mention the bear). The woman said, "I can take care of myself.” and left for the barn. Two hours later the Farmer was awakened by heavy knocking at the door. When opening the door the woman was standing there with her clothes torn and rumpled. The Farmer said. "Good heavens what happened to you?" The woman replied, "I give up on human nature, the first guy gave me forty dollars, the second guy gave me fifty dollars, but that cheap bastard in the fur coat never even said thanks."
  24. secondjag
    even one in here for the ladies (cucks?), like Wild Thing. ( 12 vids) including a bunch of shorts 8w7vahg2.mp4 soaping up.mp4 7j2n4366.mp4 yophxo66.mp4 Skinny Girl Porn Videos Tall & Thin Free Sex Movies Pornhub.webm Oops My Pussy Is Showing - Bing video.mp4 girls dancing and showing their pussys - Bing video.mp4 Among the best bondage sex videos in one place - VideoSexArc.mp4 Contorionist.mp4 1268804713_Wifecumminghardonlongblackcock.mp4 BBC for the ladies.mp4 Collection 2.mp4
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    contains all the essential protein a hungry boi needs
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