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  1. Peter, sounds like your in man! Congrats!
  2. let's sweeten the pot - ( 2 vids) 587253650_BlondeHotWifeHasPassionateSexMoansLoudly.mp4 Condom Off.mp4
  3. ok fellas, fasten your seat belt. (13 vids) dr. visit.mp4 doing what she can.mp4 629437492_CuckoldcleansmistressandBBC.mp4 2049289673_IR-fuckingkissingcreampie-.mp4 CUCK - Cuck hubby cleans up.mp4 IR - sex.mp4 Gas prices taking to the cleaners.mp4 mrnbjsbxvc (1).webm mrnbjsbxvc (2).webm In the office.webm A little party creampie.mp4 210915614_slutwifeservingherbbcloverorallythenfinisheswithanal.mp4 1519741271_Twowhiteguystaketurnsfuckinganamateurebony.mp4
  4. secondjag

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    A mother has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Susie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" The mother asks. "Yes," replies her . "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens and puppies? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy will fuck ANYTHING!" A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him. After listening to the elderly hooker plead her case, Judge Hanson called a brief recess and retired to his chambers. En route, he bumped into Judge Forbes. "Say," said Hanson, "what would you give a sixty-three year-old hooker?" "Oh gosh," replied Forbes, "five or six bucks tops." Two women friends had gone for a ‘Girls Night Out’, but had been over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her knickers and use them, then throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set. and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then made off for home. The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said "These damn girls’ nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her knickers." "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her bum that said 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you'!"
  5. lol, Sean, you don't know my stuff?? Glad u guys dug it
  6. damn, thanks Peter. guess no one watched. how 'bout these? (22 vids) Blond Wife gets stretched by BBC.mp4 Her Orgasm.mp4 How a white wife wants to be treated.mp4 nail the ameatuer (1).mp4 IR - wife suck BBC.mp4 P 1639656183.mp4 Wife308.mp4 uckold wife fucked with lots of black cock.mp4 1lesb5.mp4 1lesb.mp4 2036683984_Iamfuckingwith2BBCinfrontofmycuckoldhusband.mp4 Gorgeous Creampie.mp4 Wife being fucked by her 10 inch bull.mp4 Hotel Hallway nudes-1.mp4 Cuck Salad.wmv 1085191207_BullCumsOnWeddingRing.mp4 675364294_HusbanddidntknowwifewassuchaBBCcumfreak.mp4 The load that created a black cock only slut.mp4 talent.mp4 WetPussy.mp4 663355660_IR-Cuckold-creampie.mp4 Brazillian Hot wife.mp4
  7. secondjag

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    A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you." she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "That must be rather difficult." the man replied. "Oh, I don't mind too much." she said. She continued, "But, it has my husband pretty upset." A redneck took his to the Gynecologist. They waited in the Doctor's office when finally, the doctor came in and asked the father, "Well, what are we here for today?" The father answered, "To get my on birth control, doc." "Well, is your sexually active?", asked the doctor. "No", answered the redneck, "she just lays there, just like her mother." That morning, I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday,' and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ‘Happy Birthday’. “I thought, “well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember.” My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So, when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat dejected. As I walked into my office, my handsome boss, Rick, said, "Good morning, pretty lady, and by the way, Happy Birthday!" I felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, "It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch, but we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each, and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office Rick said, it's such a beautiful day; we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind? "He said, "Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner". After arriving at his house Rick turned to me and said, "If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok," I nervously replied. He went into the bedroom, and after a couple of minutes he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my kids, my parents, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers all singing 'Happy Birthday.' And I just sat there...on the couch.... Not really feeling much like talking . . . I was naked as a jailbird. A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten."He's tattooed," she confided in a low voice, "in a very intimate place!""You mean... " gasped the beautiful nurse."Yes! On his penis. Isn't that odd? There's actually a word tattooed there: 'Swan."'"This I've got to see," exclaimed the voluptuous one, and she hurried off to Ward Ten.Half an hour later, she returned. "You were right," she said. "He is tattooed there. But the word is, 'Saskatchewan'!" A Polish girl went to the gynecologist. She disrobed and got up into the stirrups. The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of her vagina he asked, "When was the last time you had a check-up?" "Well, to be honest with you," she blushed, "I've never had a Czech up there, but I have had several Hungarians." A princess is walking along a pond in the royal gardens when she looks down and sees a really ugly frog.Picking the frog up, she comments on the creatures rather hideous appearance...Princess: My but you are really an ugly frog!Frog: I know, I know, I got a really bad spell on me.Princess: Well I've seen frogs with spells but, none as ugly as you.Frog: Look, I told you lady, it's a really bad spell.Princess: Well even so, if I kiss you will you turn into a Prince?Frog: I don't know lady, a spell this bad will probably take a blow job. A man in a bar orders a Kingfisher Beer A lady sitting next to him: What a coincidence, I have ordered Kingfisher….. Man: I'm Celebrating. Lady: Me too. Man: What a coincidence. Why are you celebrating? Lady: My husband and I have tried 4 years for a baby. today I'm pregnant. Man: What A Coincidence! I am a farmer. For 4 yrs my hens couldn't lay any eggs. Today all are laying eggs. Lady: Wow! How Did That Happen? Man: I used a different cock. The lady smiled and said, “What a coincidence!!!”
  8. JACKPOT!! Cleaning out some files. I'd keep the sound on! (17 vids) 1610379458_IR-Cuckold-creampie.mp4 1905687851_PawgRidesBBCTillSheCums.mp4 Married asking the black man to put in hard and horn filming.mp4 140214935_CUCK-husbandfilmswife.mp4 VID-20190914-WA0084.mp4 1672213422_prettyslutwifegetsbbccreampie.mp4 white woman gettin pussy filled with black dick and cum on wedding day.mp4 Big black cock fucks and pulls out to cum on white hot wife.mp4 delivery.mp4 Suzy being used by bbc.mp4 Blonde granny sucking BBC.mp4 Black Cock Shooting Cum Inside While Husband watches.mp4 2141477371_BBC-beautifulanddelicious.mp4 742178102_morecarfun3.mp4 Young Bull Pleasures Thick Mature Wife.mp4 1131658673_BBC-sheridessogud.mp4 floriado.wmv
  9. secondjag

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    A popular newspaper was carrying out a survey on sexual habits. One questioner stopped an elderly Italian gentleman in the street who was wearing a black suit and asked him how often he had sexual intercourse. "Oh, about half a dozen times a year", said the gentleman. The questioner smiled. "I thought you Italians were supposed to be sexy!" she said. "We are," said the gentleman. "But I don't think half a dozen times a year is so bad for a seventy-two year old priest with no car." My university includes a large hospitality and catering department which used to be the National College of Baking. I conjectured that prolonged exposure to flour dust could well cause glaucoma and planned to publish a paper on it: "Master Baking Makes you Blind." An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for his help in reviving her husband’s passion. “Why don’t you give him Viagra?” the doctor asked. “Oh, no,” the woman replied. “He doesn't even take aspirin for a headache! “That’s not a problem,” the doctor told her. “Just crush up the pill and slip it into his coffee. He’ll never even know.” Several days later, the old woman returned to the doctor, and he asked her if his suggestions worked. “Oh, Doctor!” she exclaimed. “It was horrible! I did just as you said and as soon as he finished his coffee, he jumped up from the table, ripped off my clothes and took me right there on the table, we made love for a whole hour!!” “And that was horrible?” the doctor asked, puzzled. “Oh, the love making was wonderful!” the old woman exclaimed... “But I can never show my face in Starbuck’s again!"
  10. secondjag

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    Angus Broon of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ye be sewin' on a wee button that's come off of ma fly? I canna button ma troosers." "Och, Angus, I've got ma hands in the sink, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin' ye with it." About 5 minutes later, there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs. Walking back in the door with a black eye and a bloody nose comes Angus. Maggie looks at him and says, "My god Angus, what happened tae ye? Did you ask her up the stairs like I told you?" "Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button, an she did, everything was goin' fine but when she bent doon to bite off the wee thread, Mr. MacDonald walked in." A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?". "Well, I raised over 700 little peckers last year." "Chicken farmer it is," exulted the accountant.
  11. very nice of you to say so Peter. thanks, much appreciated.
  12. sound on. really (2 vids) file.mp4 ZD5600.mp4
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