secondjag

On todays' menu.   (15 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Gunner3.5 said:

I've been there before 

Mrs Gunner 

Excellent post Gunner.  Thanks for sharing.

25 minutes ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Jag thank you so much for the dedication.  Watching has me has me getting wet with anticipation of when my special friend gets back Friday. Watching how many tries before he's bottom out. I can imagine how many orgasms she had, by that time I'd have had several. This video I will say Mrs Gunner approved. 

Thanks Jag 🥰😘

Mrs Gunner

My pleasure Mrs. G.  So glad u dug it.

 

8 hours ago, Hardyorkie said:

SJ

Love it. Keep up the awesome work.

Your vids, long or short, make my day.

HY

Thanks Buddy.

Ok,  this one is for the lovely Mrs. Gunner.  It's a long one but I promise you'll dig it..

Oh, and hey Hardy, you like the long ones; better hear from ya, lol.  On topic

 

 

 

 

lmao,  for some reason I think Mrs. Gunner is going to dig that last post.

3 hours ago, seemyHaitianwifeJennifer said:

She's hot as hell Seemy.  Thanks for sharing.

Doctor Watson was told by Sherlock Holmes' gardener that there was a doubtful looking schoolgirl in Holmes' bedroom.
Watson heard strange muffled sounds coming from the bedroom and, fearing that Holmes was danger, broke down the door to find Holmes and the girl indulging in a 69.
"Good God Holmes!" said Watson, "What kind of a schoolgirl is this?"
"Elementary, my dear Watson, Elementary."

 

Frannie went to the doctor, saying she had a problem with her aviaries.
The doctor said, "Frannie, you're being silly. You mean ovaries.
Aviaries are where you find birds."
Frannie shook her head and said she meant aviaries.
Not prepared to argue, the doctor told her to get on the couch for an inspection.
After a quick look, he said, "Well, Frannie, you're right! There's been a cockatoo in there, too."

An Irishman went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
'Father,' he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You're forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another Irishman entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?'
'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied.
'Very well,' sighed the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's.'
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes.'
 

A bloke is sat at a bar when he sees this gorgeous woman waiting for her date. He decides to go over and chat her up.
'I think you're wasting your time, I'm only interested in women' said the woman.
'Oh come on, I bet I can change your mind' said the bloke.
After ten minutes of the bloke pestering her, she had had enough.
'OK' said the woman 'I'll sleep with you if you can do anything for me that my vibrator can't!'
'OK, barman, get this lady a drink' he said. 'let's see your vibrator do that?'

 

Totally get if you folks are sick of me complaining, but lately I find it depresses me coming here. 

 

 

Totally get if you folks are sick of me complaining, but lately I find it depresses me coming here.  (26 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Son: "Daddy, what does a vagina look like?"
Father: "Well son, it's like a very pretty, delicate flower that must be plucked very gently."
Son: "Well what does it look like after you pluck it?"
Father: "Like a bulldog with a mouthful of mayonnaise."

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter, and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replies, "a Divorce Attorney."

Why are priests called father?

Because it’s too suspicious to call them daddy.

 

 

always top drawer Dober.  Top drawer.  Got to love a good pie shot.

This ones for the lovely Mrs. Gunner.  Hope it turns her on.

 

 

The dull and desperate looking woman sat disconsolately in her attorney's office. "On what grounds do you want a divorce?" asked the lawyer.
On the grounds of extreme cruelty," she replied. "He wants sex every night, front and back, and he has a dick like a donkey's!  It hurts like buggery!"
The lawyer raised an eyebrow and said, "If that is the case, I will file your petition."
"File my petition? Pig's bloody arse you will!!! Let that bastard sandpaper his

A couple decided to go to Alaska for a romantic weekend.
When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place.
He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she said her put your hands between my thighs to warm them.
So he did and went back outside to finish chopping wood.
He came in after another 5 minutes and said "honey my hands are cold again."
So she tells him here put your hands between my thighs to warm them.
So he did and then he went back out to chop some more wood.
5 minutes has passed and he went in again and said, "Honey  my hands are cold again."
She then said, "Damn, don't your ears ever get cold?"

 

 

12 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Ok guys the first twelve after the video are requested by the wife, she wanted something to make her mouth water. I believe I succeeded for her request. 

 

Can of corn Gunner.  You got yar

Get's worse here every week.  Waste of time.  Sound on  (24 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment. The fellow said, "Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me -- do you have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?" "As a matter of fact," smiled the girl, "I do happen to have a foot fetish,  but I suppose I'd settle for maybe seven or eight inches!"

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer. But the little boy said: “But I don’t know how to pray.”

Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor,
etc
 

Little Boy: "Dear Lord" he started, "thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN!"
Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening.

A lovely young single girl was employed by a clothing firm in New York. She and her widowed mother shared the same ambition; marriage to a wealthy man. One day she returned from work, eyes red from crying.

As soon as she entered the apartment she cried out, “MAMA, I’m pregnant! Don’t get excited. The father is my boss.” She began to sob uncontrollably while her mother tried to console her.

The next morning, the mother charged into the office of the boss. “YOU,” she shouted, “What’s it going to be?”

The elegantly attired man, handsome and unmarried, and in his mid-thirties, held up his hand, “Please take a seat, Mrs. Howard. I’m making all the arrangements.  Your will have the best doctor money can buy before the baby is born. She’ll be in the best hospital. And afterward, I am arranging for a trust fund for her where she will receive a check for twenty-five hundred dollars a week.”

The mother was taken aback and thought for a moment. “Tell me,” she said, “God forbid, she should have a miscarriage, will you give her another chance?”

 

 

 

 

13 minutes ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Wow!!  Great mix Gunner.  They just get better and better!

A deaf mute walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms.
He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf.
Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five-dollar bill next to it.
The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf-mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket.
Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.
"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."

There once was a girl they called Trish
Who was quite a delectable dish.
Men savored her lips,
Then brought bags of chips,
For her pussy smelt strongly of fish.

 

8 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Fun stuff Gunner.

Peter - I keep putting  up the dressed/undressed stuff you dig

 

 

 

 

 

Everybody goes home happy Dobe