secondjag

A cautious young fellow named Tunney
Had a whang that was worth any money.
When eased in half-way,
The girl's sigh made him say,
"Why the sigh?" "For the rest of it, honey." 

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone for her.
She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
"Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before."
The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"
"On my balls."

A young couple in love finally got all the approvals and set their wedding date.
The frisky bride-to-be cuddles up to her fiancée and said, "Darling, you know I want to fulfill this fantasy of mine to make love before we get married. Could we?"
"But it's not long until June, dear," The cautious groom-to-be replied.
"Oh," she exclaimed. "And how long will it be in June, you think?"

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.”

The pharmacist says, “Ma’am, not only can I not do that for you, I’m going to have to call the police and report you.”

The woman removes something from her pocket and hands it to him. He looks at it and discovers that it’s a picture of her husband making love to the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist says, “Oh, you should have told me you had a prescription.”

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" 
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No... Salty." 

A lovely Russian lady came up to me at the mall and said, "Please, I am looking for a one night stand."
I had the shop shut up and the door locked before you could say Billybob, and we went to a bar for a couple of aperitifs, a nice restaurant, a club I know where they have a good floor show. I then took that lovely lady home and we spent the night blissfully occupied.

As the sun peeped over the window sill, I smiled sweetly at her sleepy face and said, "So how was that?"
"Was wonderful," she said, "but I still have no place to put bedside lamp."

 

 

1 hour ago, Gunner3.5 said:

 

Outstanding as always Gunner.  Thanks.  I'm gone tomorrow for a few days.  I can see the string is in good hands.

Some AI generated celebs

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Peter C said:

 

Will 2024 be the year Becky is penetrated by her first black cock? Will it be her current "boyfriend" Tristan? She reminded me in a text the other night that "They say that once you've had black, there's no going back", so she does think about it. I replied, "Well, we'll have to see if that's true won't we?"

I must admit Jag, I'm much more turned on by photos of black men fucking white women than I am white guys with black women. That's Becky's fault for confessing she fancies "a bit of black". That came as quite a shock from such a shy little thing!

I know one thing. I'd hate it now if she were to go with another white guy. He's going to have to be black. She had no hesitation in agreeing with me about that. "Definitely", Becky replied.

 

I'll say it again to start the new year off Peter.  I think she is TELLING YOU SHE'S READY.  She needs you to make it happen.

Perhaps the world will settle down this year and we can get back to sex.   (14 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11 hours ago, Peter C said:

Thank you Jag and a Happy New Year to you from Peter and Becky here in the UK.

Some great photos there. Always good to see a white guy with a black girl, perhaps trying to even up the score, but us white boys know darn well that we're fighting a losing battle. There can't be many black men that haven't yet had their cocks in a white woman's mouth or pussy, whilst one by one, our wives and girlfriends are succumbing to curiosity and temptation and go black. My shy little Becky is closer now than she's ever been.

I particularly liked this bottom photo. She is beautiful, though I do wonder if black guys hate their sisters going with a white man. I've been with 3 black women and loved every second of it.

Thank you Peter.  Can't speak for all black guys but doesn't bother me a bit.

 

9 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Happy New Year gentlemen & Becky too!

Way to cap a year Gunner!!  Outstanding

Happy New Year brothers and sisters.  May the new year bring you health and good fortune.

 

 

120 pages??? damn.  tick tock,  looks like I'll be gone for a week if they don't kill me.  happoy new years all.  ( 14 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Thanks Jag. I did cum out pretty fucking sweet.  Speaking of sweet, she got home about a hour and half ago. Looking throughly fucked. She headed for the shower but not before I added some more . There is nothing and I mean nothing hotter then sloppy cum filled pussy. She added that it wasn't seconds probably third or fourths. Lol

 

yep,  a keeper.  I'm sure the wannabees want to know where you found her.  and, lol,  does she have a sister?

Motherfucker Gunner;  awesome!  Delicious.  A win for the ducks turns out to be a win for you.  How many hunters can say that??

One good cuckold in here.  ( 9 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8 hours ago, Hardyorkie said:

Awesome job as ever. 

Heres to an improved 2024 for all those that deserve it.

Well put Hardy.  All the rest can go to hell.

 

6 hours ago, Dober said:

I really like the guy who picks up the chick just to finish sweeping....wasn't expecting that.

Glad u dug it Dober.

3 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Peter got it Gunner.  Wow!  Well done.

Closing the books on this brutal year.  Here's some moments to get away from all the worlds troubles.   (17 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On 12/21/2023 at 5:25 AM, Dober said:

Thanks Jag....lately nobody's "Liked" any of my posts...was kinda feeling lonely. Even thought I'd just post on your pages.

Hey Dober,  I know that "lonely"  feeling.  Was often the same at the old site.  Sadly too many lurkers and not enough folks who can't even be bothered to comment.  Always was,  always will be I guess.  And then they wonder why a site dies.

Even the strongest man in the world, is still just a man.  [Superman]   ( 5 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Damn Peter;  so many outstanding posts!  Thanks for sharing

What can I say??  I'm just a sucker for love.   (13 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7 hours ago, Peter C said:

Whenever I see anything like this I'm always reminded of the time my then wife Debbie went away with a widowed friend of hers. three days into their break they were in a pub in Colchester here in the UK and went into a pub in town.

There both women were soon being chatted up by two soldiers from the nearby barracks, home at the time to the 2nd Battalion of the Parachute Regiment. The older one was 31 and fancied Debbie's mate Teresa, whilst 25 year old Clark hit on Debbie, who was 44 at the time.

That didn't bother Clark in the slightest, nor did the wedding ring on her finger and after a few drinks both women accepted the offer of going back to the barracks for the night.

"What about Peter?", Teresa asked Debbie. "It's fine", Debbie replied dismissively. "I'll tell him. He likes me doing it."

Both women were fucked well that night and Debbie at least was eagerly fucked again in the morning before they had to leave. I was very pleased that my wife and I were able to do our bit to support our troops.

Gotta love a hotwife who does her duty.

 

 

The two East Coast hookers decided to move to the West Coast, and while driving through New Mexico, they stopped at a little general store.
Well, low and behold, there were two older Indian women sitting out on the front porch and the four women started up a conversation, which lead to the one older Indian woman saying, "Well I'm a Navajo, and she’s an Arapaho."
Then one of the hookers said, "No kidding! Well, I'm a New York Ho, and she’s a Chicago Ho."

There once was a man from Van Isle
Who said jogging just wasn't his style.
"I'll get my workouts," he said,
"At home, in my bed,
'Cause a Miss is as good as a mile!"

There once was a Man from Sunbass
Who's balls were made out of brass.
When they banged together,
they played stormy weather
And lightening shot out of his ass.

A well-dressed man went into a bar ordered a double whiskey. He stood there sipping his drink when another man came up and said "Is that you Pete??"
Pete said "My name is Pete, but I don`t think I know you"
The second man said "You do, it`s me, Martin we used to work at the same factory together before it closed down"
Pete said "Now I remember you, but what happened to you?  You are all in scruffy clothes. We got good redundancy money when we finished.  What happened Martin??"
Martin said "I blew it all on cars women and drink. I'm totally broke now, but look at you Pete.  All in the best clothes and I've seen your posh car outside.  How did you do it??"
Pete said "Well I wanted to make my money work for me. So, I thought if you have some money, London is the best place to do that.
I bought a three-story house. On the first floor there was ordinary sex -- just men and woman.
On the 2nd floor homo sex -- you know, men shagging men.

And on the 3rd floor pedophile sex for them who like shagging children.
I must say I made a fortune. Mind you it was hard work: just me, the wife and the kids."

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning, she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be flattered," said the woman. "Just take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

 

 

 

 

Yeah, it happens, sorry it happened to you Lei.  These days I just refuse to play with 1st timers.