secondjag

At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered little Jimmy with a cat up his jumper. She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?" Little Jimmy started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the postman tell Mummy 'I'm gonna eat your pussy today!"

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch, and I was testing it."
Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man exclaims, "Damn... this thing must be an hour fast!"

There once was a poor man named Crocket
Whose balls got caught in a socket.
His wife was a bitch,
So she cranked on the switch,
And Crocket took off like a rocket!

Billy-Joe and Betty-Sue get married, and Billy-Joe whisks her away to his daddy's hunting cabin in the woods, for a romantic 'nature honeymoon'...
He carries her across the threshold, and they get into bed, when Betty-Sue whispers in his ear "Billy-Joe, be gentle, I ain never been with a man b'fore."
"WHAT???" shouts Billy-Joe, and his little bride softly shakes her head...
Billy-Joe jumps out of bed, grabs his clothes, and races out the door, into his truck... down the mountain.... straight to his parents house... rushes inside screaming "Hey Daddy!, Paw! Git'up!"
His father rushes downstairs and gasps... "Billy-Joe, what're you doin here?
"Billy-Joe, still breathing hard from his mad flight, gasps "Well, Betty-Sue an I was in the cabin, and she toll' me she ain't never been with a man' afore.... so's I rushed outta there, an' lit back here... quick as I could! "
His father grasps Billy-Joe's shoulder in reassurance, and says "SON, Ya done the right thing.... Iffin she ain't good'nuff fer her family, she shure as shit ain't good'nuff fer ours!!"

 

 

Got a PM that I'd like to answer here (although it seems obvious I'd answer in "Creampie Vids")  but I know the fellow looks on this string more often.

Do you know/realize how many vids I have posted?  There is now 120 pages and you can figure about 40 vids per page.  That's at least 4,800.  So your question is kind of silly.  Ok,  feel free to comment.

 

 

 

If you want to know what bbc does to a woman,  leave the sound on.  There are a couple in here that should clear it up.

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There once was a young holy roller,
Had a boyfriend attempt to console her.
She'd gone down on his cock,
That was hard as a rock...
Chipped a tooth, plus she knocked out a molar.

It was 0500 [aka 5 AM] at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks.
The drill sergeant walks in and bellows, "This is an inspection! I wanna see you all formed up outside butt naked, NOW!"
So, the soldiers quickly jumped out of bed, naked and shivering, and ran outside to form up in their three ranks.
The serge walked out and yells, "Close up the ranks, conserve your body heat!" So they close in slightly.

The captain comes along with his swagger stick. He goes to the first soldier and whacks him right across the chest with it. "DID THAT HURT?" he yells.
"No, Sir!" came the reply.
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"
The captain is impressed, and walks on to the next man. He takes the stick and whacks the soldier right across the rear. "Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"
Still extremely impressed, the captain walks to the third guy, and sees he has an enormous erection. Naturally, he gave his target a huge WHACK with the swagger stick.
"Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?
"Because it belongs to the guy behind me, Sir! "

 

 

keep the sound on.   (18 vids)   fuckin spoil ya

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Good afternoon guys, hang on it'll be a long one today. Alittle bit of everything for everybody. 

Just keeps getting better and better Gunner.  Thanks

some of these may not work even though site says they will.   (27 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you believe in creation as espoused in the Bible, Adam and Eve's children would actually have had to have sex with one another for the Earth to have become populated. This is proof positive that Alabama was, at one time, the Garden of Eden

Rosie, the pretty, attractive nurse in charge of the cardiac desk, took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. 
"Doc, you got to help me," Ro pleaded. "It has gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up in bed with them. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week." 
"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your willpower and resolve in this matter." 
"For God's sake, NO!" exclaimed Ro. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward." 

The blind date hadn't been all that great, and she was relieved the evening was finally over.
At her apartment door, he suddenly said, "Hey! You want see my underwear?"
Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any underwear.
She glanced down and said, "Nice design. Does it also come in men's sizes?"

Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well hung.

A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman, and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen, darling, I am not horny. I am just homesick."

A white guy goes to Jamaica on vacation.

On his first day there he goes to a bar. After a few drinks, he goes to the bathroom. As he pees, behind him enters a Jamaican man who walks up next to him and begins to relieve himself as well.
The white guy glances unintentionally and notices the Jamaican man has a penis tattoo. Surprised, he exclaims, "Hey! I have the SAME penis tattoo as you! Starts with a W and ends with a Y!"

The White guy happily shows his tattoo and says, "Look, I got 'Wendy', for my wife."

The Jamaican laughs and replies, "Nah mon, they are not the same. Mine says, 'Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day!'"

 

 

did I post these??  I'm losin it I tell ya.   (16 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE SILENCE IS FUCKIN DEAFENING!!  (25 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Damn Jag this why you're the Master of this page. The is one of the best yet, lots of weddings rings and QOS tats. Can't get enough of them.  Thanks great job!

These are just a few of favorites. 

glad u dug it Gunner.  anybody like the caps?

22 minutes ago, Dober said:

I bet you put that cummy toe job in here just for me.

you are absolutely right Dobe.  I did

lots of wedding rings,  captions...just click on one for larger,  sharper,  image

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks for old time’s sake.
He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age.
After a couple of minutes he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."

I want to fuck her badly,” says Fred. “You mean, you badly want to fuck her,” replied Susan. “No,” said Fred. “I know my limitations.”

Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

There once was a woman named Nancy,
Who waltzed with a man they called Clancey.
Soon after the dance,
He pulled down her silk pants,
Proceeding to tickle her fancy.

Every time Peter's mother invited her lover to their home, she put Peter in the closet.

One day her husband came home early, so her lover quickly hid in the closet with the boy. 
"Hey, mister," Peter said, "it's kinda dark in here, isn't it?" 
Why, yes, as a matter of fact it is." 
"Hey, you wouldn't want to buy my old baseball, would you? My dad just bought me a new one." 
"No, you don't really need baseballs in my line of work." 
"If you don't buy my baseball," Peter said, "I'll tell my dad where you are." 
"All right, all right," the lover groaned, "I'll buy your damn baseball. How much is it?" 
"Fifty dollars." 
The man didn't want to pay fifty dollars for a baseball, but he decided he had no other choice. The boy figured he was on a roll, so he asked, "Hey, mister, you want to buy my glove?" 
The lover didn't even bother arguing: "How much?" 
"Two hundred dollars!"

The man had just finished paying up when the woman opened the door and said the coast was clear. 
The next Sunday, the boy went to confession because he felt guilty for having conned his mother's lover out of a hundred and fifty bucks. "Hey, mister," he said, climbing into the confessional, "it's kinda dark in here, isn't it?" 
The voice groaned, "Not you again!" 

The popular blonde cheerleader bounced into the local card shop, looked around, then approached the clerk.
"Do you have any, like, really sexual special birthday cards?" she asked.
"Yes, we do," he replied. "As a matter of fact, here's a new one inscribed, 'To the Boy Who Got My Cherry.'"
"Wow, neat!" she squealed. "I'll take the whole box."

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her one the butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she controlled her anger and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch one the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

That did it!
She rolled over and grabbed him by the crotch. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother!"

 

 

 

10 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

gawd damn Gunner.  that's what I'm talkin about.  well done

30 minutes ago, Gunner3.5 said:

There are some back here that will argue the fact. Thanks! 

Fuck "em and the horse they rode in on.  Debating if I should ask admin to remove but doubt I'd be heard these days.  In the meantime anyone who knows me will avoid them and their posts like the plague.

7 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Am I being crazy or they one in the same. Like he started a different blog under a new name 

You aren't crazy

You know it's crazy;  this string is the most viewed,  least commented on.  WTF?   ( 9 vids)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

think I've already weighed in on what I think of that slut and poster

10 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Hell Jag we're just your second string. Probably shouldn't speak for Dober, he's been here longer I'm guessing 

think Dobe is here same as you Gunner.