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  1. secondjag

    Umm

    The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?" So Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip my cock out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw 'em forever!" The coach went home early one day, and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging his cock on the dresser. His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "That you, Bubba?"
  2. gotta agree with Bigbull on this one. pics are always nice
  3. welcome BCB, lol, then you're in the right place
  4. on topic (4 vids) sound on 187796166_IR-YOUNGWIFECREAMScp.mp4 1633552737_CUCKHUBBYLOVESIT.mp4 Ruiva levando de 2 homens e gozada.wmv 31.mp4
  5. Damn Dirty, you go
  6. secondjag

    Umm

    just had to share; like country music? SOUND ON video-1594175722.mp4
  7. last post for today, im tired (3 vids) V20058_big_01.mpg nlxzaq.mp4 1398047628_CUCKWifeenjoysherBBC.mp4
  8. secondjag

    Umm

    At any given moment: FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now. FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. FACT: 1 old person is reading emails. You hang in there, sunshine!! On Valentine's Day a drunk young man walked up to an attractive girl and said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" "Yes, but I know you're going to ask eventually anyway, so let's get it over with." "Great. How many men have you had sex with?" "That's my business!" she snapped. "Cool! How much?" On Valentine’s Day, Paul [who is a bit out of it sometimes] is walking to his girl’s house one afternoon and passes a florist shop. On a whim he buys a big bunch of flowers for her. When he gets to her house, he holds the flowers out to her. Instead to taking them she slides her panties off from under her skirt, lays back on the couch, spreads her legs and says, "This is for the flowers." Paul looks at her and says, "Oh come now, surely you have a vase around here somewhere." Some Adult Riddles Q. How do you castrate a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the mouth. Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A. 45 pounds. Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A. 45 minutes. Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes. Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q. What is the difference between medium and rare? A. Six inches is medium; eight inches is rare.
  9. hell yes!! bring pizza, I'm going to be hungry after 😉
  10. you know the drill (2 vids) cum pie.mp4 Raylene dripping pie.mp4
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