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Too much, time on my hands  (12 vids) sound on

 

 

One of two gays who were living together fell in love with the handsome young doctor across the street.
"I'd just love to meet him," said one gay to his roommate, "if you have no objections. But I don't know how to go about it."
"I don't mind, sweets. Have your fling. Just pose as one of his patients."
So the first one went to the doctor's office the next day and said his name was Smith.
"What's your problem, Mr. Smith?" the doctor asked.
"Oh, Doctor, I have such a terrible pain in my rectum."
"Let's have a look," said the doctor. "Take off your trousers."
The doctor parted his cheeks and looked up inside with a flashlight.
"Holy smoke!" the doctor exclaimed. "No wonder you have pains. Do you realize that you have one dozen roses up in there?"
"Never mind the roses," the patient said. "Just read the card!"

An attractive lady is waiting in the emergency room.
A doctor walks in to her room and asks her "What is the problem ma'am?"
The lady replies," Doctor, I have been having trouble with my asshole, it hurts really bad."
The doctor tells the woman, "Why don't you lay on your stomach so I can take a look at it, OK?"
So, the woman turns over and the doctor begins to examine her rear end.
After a while, the doctor asks the young lady, "Ma'am, have you had anal sex lately?"
The lady replies, "No, why?"
The doctor then says, "Would you like to?"

 

what's for breakfast??????

 

18 minutes ago, Peter C said:

So did Debbie! After her young paratrooper had done a stint in Afghanistan his regiment was re-located to Windsor and my wife went there for a week, on her own this time. I paid for her to stay in a hotel and Clark paid her regular visits. She returned home well fucked, just in time for the birth of our grandson. She was glowing when I met her off her coach, that contented smile and spring in her step evident yet again.

I asked her later in bed if Clark, being half my age, was better in bed than me. With no hesitation Debbie replied, "Oh yes. He's much better in bed than you" and I shot my load on her belly involuntarily which kinda proved her point I guess.

Damn Peter, I'm almost thinking you should write a book on the subject.  Maybe include interviews with others.

weekend get away  ( 5 vids) def sound on for "Jill loves BBC"

 

11 hours ago, Peter C said:

"Support Our Troops" always reminds of the time my wife Debbie went away for a week with a widowed friend of ours, Teresa, who was visiting her brother in Essex here in the UK.

On the Wednesday evening Teresa and Debbie ventured into Colchester, a town with an army barracks, and went by chance into a pub frequented by soldiers. They were soon both being chatted up by two guys from the 2nd Parachute Regiment, despite them both being in their 40s and with wedding rings on their fingers. 31 year old Jim went after Teresa, whilst my wife, at the age of 44 with a husband and 4 kids at home, was hit on by 25 year old Clark. 

After several drinks the men suggested the women go back to the barracks with them for the night. Teresa was widowed and up for it, but shocked by Debbie readily agreeing to it too. "What about Pete?", she inquired whilst the guys were out of earshot. "It's fine", Debbie replied. "He likes it. I'll tell him" and off the four went.

The women had to show ID to get into the barracks and no doubt the guards smiling knowingly as they saw the "Mrs" on Debbie's bus pass. Paired off in separate rooms, Debbie told me how her and Clark soon heard Jim and Teresa getting down to business and very quickly her young para had my wife naked in his bed. 

I think they fucked twice that night and again in the morning and both Debbie and Teresa went back for more the next night and the night after. Debbie definitely came back very contented, with a smile on her face and a spring in her step. She loved young cock.

Love it Peter.

A girl says to her boyfriend, "I read a study that said 90 percent of all men masturbate in the shower and the other 10 percent sing."
"Really?" said the boyfriend.
"Yes," said the girlfriend, "and do you know what song they sing?"
"No," replied the boyfriend.
"I didn't think so," she said.

Two friends were discussing the public trend towards more traditional family values, sex, marriage, etc. Ralph said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married, did you?" "I'm not sure" said the friend, "What was her maiden name?"

A guy races into the men's toilet, burns up to the urinal, whips out his twelve inch dick and says with a sigh of relief, "Phew, just made it." The guy next to him looks over and says, "No Shit! Can you make me one, too?"

Having often times spent lavishly to take a woman to dinner and out for an evening's entertainment, only to be rebuffed in his advances, Pete decided to cut out the frustration and spend his money on a sure thing.
Henceforth, he would employ the services of professionals -- yes, I do mean hookers -- and insure that, even though romance would be absent, the desired sexual outcome would be guaranteed.
Pete never goes out on dates anymore. He depends totally on the services of pros for his satisfaction.
What do you call such a man?
A buysexual.

A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey."
So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's  this?"
She replies "Middlesex."
He grabs her butt and asks "what's  this?"
She replies, "Freehold."
Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's  this?"
She replies, "Point Pleasant."
Finally, he reaches between her  thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?"
"No", she replies, "That's  Eatontown."
The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says,  "Welcome to Wildwood!"

An old guy comes home unexpectedly in the middle of the day, and finds his young blonde wife standing in the middle of their deluxe apartment wearing a red G-string  and 7-inch steel heels. The whole apartment is flooded.
"What happened here?" he asks.
"I think the waterbed busted," says the trembling wife.
Just then a naked guy floats by.
"Who's that?" demands the husband.
"I dunno. Must be a lifeguard."

 

gotta be a point, right?  (5 vids)  lmfao, wonder how many points i'll drop after this post????????

 

just going through the motions.  remember, just click on any image for more detail.

 

15 hours ago, Peter C said:

This is something my wife Debbie could have said to me before she hurried over to see my ex-workmate Mick whilst his wife was out. We'd originally agreed that Debbie wouldn't go with anyone I knew so I couldn't put a face to the name, but as soon as she accepted his friends request on Faceb00k and they'd started messaging and texting each other all day every day, I knew that ladies man Mick was aiming to be able to cross Debbie off his "to do" list.

There'd been a number of false starts, with him cancelling arrangements to meet up for a coffee or a drink in town several times, but I was out running the kids somewhere when she went out by taxi. Mick had rung to say his wife had gone out and that Debbie should get over to his place as quickly as possible and to not bother wearing a bra or knickers. She did as she was told and when she summoned me later to pick her up from the end of his road she was only wearing a thin white top, a blue denim mini-skirt and white shoes and shivering cos it was a cold February Sunday afternoon. 

I naively thought she'd just gone over for a chat and when she got in the car and said, "Well, that wasn't all that!", I was a bit dumbstruck. "What? You fucked him?", I asked, not having really expected that. "Yep!", she replied with a smile. "You'd better get me home quick cos I feel his cum oozing out of me. I don't want to get it on the seat."

With the kids back we couldn't do or say a lot until they were all in bed, but once we were alone Debbie undressed to reveal a very red, puffy, gaping pussy. She'd clearly been fucked hard and fucked well. Although she had claimed, "It wasn't all that", I think it probably was, as they ended up fucking on and off for the next 2-3 years until Mick moved away with Debbie's friend, who'd he'd been fucking as well.

This photo looks a lot like her shaved pussy and those strong, firm thighs she had from years of riding horses when she was younger.

Peter, I've gotta say you are one of those guys that keep this site interesting and that's saying a lot these days.  I'm getting a bit weary of the bullshit.  enjoy

 

 

2 minutes ago, Peter C said:

Thanks Jag. Yes, I'd be surprised if at least one of those two younger black guys hasn't shown Becky his dick yet. Perhaps she thinks I'd be upset if she admits that theirs are bigger than mine, so your photo idea might help her realise that I expect them to be.

yes, that you not only expect them to be, but you dig it

site is fucking with me again folks.  got me good and aggravated. 

11 minutes ago, cucksean said:

Omg the ring shots are so hot..especially when the bull has no ring and she does!!  The best Jag...thank you!

Yeah Sean, forgot to mention this group was loaded with great "wedding ring shots."  glad u dug 'em

 

That's a Smith and Wesson, and you've had your 6  (7 vids) sound on

 

 

9 hours ago, Peter C said:

I think that might be a good introduction, though Becky will soon realise how much inter-racial porn I look at when I start sending her a daily black dick for her look at. I'm still a bit shocked at how this shy, inexperienced little thing is now so open with me about interest in black men, but I'm certainly not complaining.

From a black man's point of view, what is it you like about white women, single, married or with a white boyfriend? You don't see so much of the reparations angle these days. Is that still a thing among some black guys? Can't just be the skin colour contrast, good as that is, or is it the women encouraging it more now?

What a shame this isn't Becky and her two younger sisters on holiday together....

can't speak for others but absolutely nothing to do with reparations as far as i'm concerned. I DIG PUSSY AND THIS LIFESTYLE! why read more into it?

 

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he has a bright orange penis. The doctor takes a look and sure enough, the man's penis is bright orange.
The doctor asks the man about his daily habits to see if he could get a clue about the cause of the malady.
The man says, "My day is pretty normal. I get up in the morning and go to work. My work is at a desk in an office so I don't come into contact with any strange chemicals. I come home after work, make myself dinner, watch a little TV then get ready for bed."
The doctor asks, "Do you do anything before bed?"
The man says, "Nothing unusual, I just eat Cheetos and surf the web."

 

An old man was once on the subway, and he sat down next to a younger man. He noticed that the young man had a strange kind of shirt collar. Having never seen a priest before, he asked, "Excuse me sir, but why do you have your shirt collar on backwards?"
The priest became a bit flustered but politely answered, "I wear this collar because I am a Father."
The older gent thought a second and responded, "Sir, I am also a father but I wear my collar front-ways. Why do you wear your collar so differently?"
The priest thought for a minute and said, "Sir, I am the Father for many."
The older fellow quickly answered, "I too am the father of many. I have five sons, six daughters and too many grandchildren to count... But I wear my collar like everyone else does. Why do you wear it your way?"
The priest who was beginning to get exasperated thought and then blurted out, "Sir, I am the Father for hundreds and hundreds of people."
Now the kindly old gentleman was stunned and sat silently for a long time.
As he got up to leave the subway train, he leaned over to the priest and said, "Well, sonny, perhaps, it's your pants you should wear backwards."

 

 

9 hours ago, Peter C said:

Yes, Becky considers my 7 inches to be big - which tells me that the only two other guys she's been with were smaller - and we have both mentioned to each other that black men are supposed to have bigger dicks, so I think Becky will definitely be impressed by me showing her this guy's body, that chest, that flat belly, those firm, strong thighs and more especially, his large erect cock. I think her pussy will be twitching!

I'm waiting for her to sort out a new e-mail account so i can send her a daily photo of black dick. I think she'd soon be looking forward to checking her e-mails every morning!

I do wonder if any of her 4 black "boyfriends" has got his dick out for her on webcam yet to show her what he has to offer. I did ask her in a text one night but she didn't reply, so either I embarrassed her by asking or one of them has and she's unsure about telling me that she's seen her first black dick.

just a complete guess but one of those brothers must have shared dick with her by now.  she is probably embarrassed to tell you or just not sure how to.  you share the above pic the way i told you and watch the change in her.  my guess is it will be profound.

Ok, breakfast eaters, a few more

 

23 hours ago, cucksean said:

So hot thank you again Jag

 

21 hours ago, Peter C said:

As a white guy I find it almost scary the number of white women that must have been with black men by now, with more and more of our wives and girlfriends adding to the numbers every day. I reckon there must be more white women now that have gone black than haven't and I fully accept and approve of the idea that my Becky will join them eventually. One of her two sisters already has. Maybe the youngest one has too and Becky is the last to try it.

Whenever I see this photo though, I find it very easy to imagine that Becky's already succumbed to temptation and loved it.

i think you guys need to "prime the pump."  show them lots of pics of just black dick.  trust me, that is all they will think about for the next few days.  if you don't know how to introduce it just say, "i came across this pic on the internet and couldn't believe it was real.  what do you  think?"

 

On 2/7/2023 at 1:04 AM, Peter C said:

If that was a photo one of Becky's young black online boyfriends had sent her I'd be very pleased. I'm sure she would be too!

really think you should share this pic with her Peter.  promise you she will think of nothing else for several days.   if you like a pic, don't forget to just click on it for much larger, better detail

 

The little sexy housewife [who was skimpily clad] was built so well that the TV repairman couldn't concentrate on his work. Whenever she came inside the room, he'd jerk his neck right out of joint to look at her.
When he'd finished, she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . .well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, my husband is a kind, decent man and he has a certain physical weakness, a certain disability, and now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "
The repairman could hardly speak when he said, "Yes; yes!"
"And I've been wanting to do it ever since you came in the door..."
"Yes; yes!"
She continued, "Would you help me move the refrigerator?"