secondjag

Assume the position  ( 9 vids)

 

On their wedding night, Bruce displays his dick to his new blonde virgin bride and tells her it's the only one in the world. She, of course, believes him.
He's gone for a conference for a couple of weeks and returns, only to be questioned by his new wife.
"Bruce," she says, "I thought you said you had the only one in the world. But Harry at the drug store has one, too."
"Well, er," Bruce flusters, "Harry and I were in the war together, I had two, so I gave him one of mine."
"Oh. Well, why did you give him the big one?"

 

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen all day long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh!  For a man who makes love to my mind,
and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.

Once a young boy was watching his mother take a bath.
As she got out to dry off, he notices her upper torso he asks "Momma what are those?"
She replies "Son those are my breasts," as she turns her back to him, he asks "Momma what is that?" she replies "Son that is my derriere."
As she turns to slip on her robe he spies her nether region and asks "Momma what is that?" She replies "That son is none of your business!"
Later the boy is playing by the kitchen door, and the father comes in from work hungry.
The father hollers toward the kitchen to the mom, "Hey honey, what's for dinner?" She replies "None of your business."
The son shaking his head says "YUCK!"

 

 

 

"Creampie Juicy Fruit" may be the mack daddy of creampie eating vids.  (5 vids)

 

One day, Paul is walking to his girl's house and passes a florist shop.
On a whim he buys a big bunch of flowers for her.
When he gets to her house he holds the flowers out to her.
Instead to taking them she slides her panties off from under her skirt, lays back on the couch, spreads her legs and says "This is for the flowers."
Paul looks at her and says " Oh come now, surely you have a vase around here somewhere."

 

many of these are high def if you click on them

 

JUST 1, BUT IT'S HOT AS FUCK.  KEEP THE SOUND ON

 

some more matures in here

 

Jackpot!!! you know the drill, sound on. I'll say it again - not all my cup of tea  (13 vids)

 

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.
The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor."
"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?" said the little one.
"How do you mean?" asked the Grandma.
"Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl, "and they screw you every time!"

Sarah felt bored and unsatisfied. Her job as a nurse's aide included helping patients and keeping track of the billiards equipment in the recreation room at the Venereal Disease Treatment Center. She always wondered what her mother had been thinking all those years when she repeatedly told her that a young lady should mind herpes and cues.

 

An older couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband "Just think, honey, we've been married for 60 years."

"Yes," he replies. "Sixty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast  table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds."

"Well," the old woman snickers, "should we get naked again for old time's sake?"

So, they strip off their clothing and sit back down at the table.

"You know," the old woman says breathlessly, "my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 60 years ago."

"I'm not surprised," replies the old man.  "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"

 

9 hours ago, Peter C said:

I'm curious - are the more mature white women harder to persuade to go black than the younger ones? I'm wondering if it's more taboo for the older generation.

Older are often easier Peter.  They wonder what they missed, or hub can no longer perform

 

motherfucker!  sometimes this place drives me crazy.  p.o.s. T  Cal magically jumps 30 that are taken from me.  yes, i am aware i'm crazy for letting this bug me. never the less...

10 hours ago, Dirtyfun1 said:

Looking through some old post on this thread. Really good stuff to scroll through 

lol, my lifes' work.  enjoy.  some nice stuff in here for the boot lovers as well as those asking for more of the mature wives

 

I've decided to be happy because it is good for my health ~ Voltaire   (6 vids)

 

Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking.

After a while the boy stops. "You know we've been doing this for a few weeks now, and I think it's time we went all the way," he pleads.

"Well, maybe," she says. "But I'm a virgin, and I heard it hurts. Besides all those people at the field may hear us."
The boy stops and says, "Hmmm, well then if it hurts, start making cow sounds, and I'll stop. But if it feels good start singing. That way no one will ever guess what we're really doing."
The girl agrees so they quickly take off their clothes and get down to business.

Ten minutes later people watching the game hear sounds echoing through the quiet countryside so loudly that the teams stop playing. "Moooo..... Moooooo...... Moooooooon River.......!"

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So, he goes to a Priest and asks for his opinion on this question.
After consulting the Bible, the Priest says, “My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work, and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."
The man thinks, “What does a priest know about sex?”

So, he goes to a Minister, who after all, is a married man and experienced in this matter.
He queries the Minister and receives the same reply: Sex is work, and therefore not for the Sabbath!
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of year’s tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a Rabbi.
The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, “My son, sex is definitely play."
The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"
The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."

 

 

a bit in there for the boot lovers, also some more mature women

 

2 hours ago, Dirtyfun1 said:

Gotta keep you on top sir 

Dude, you guys are the best. God Damn

Out of all the gin joints, in all the towns... (5 vids)

 

5 hours ago, Dirtyfun1 said:

You sir are responsible for this place staying alive and keeping our little dicks straining. 

Lots of great ones in here. I especially love the ones with hubby and bull cock getting compared and with caged cucks and of course bi cucks 🤤🤤🤤 keeps me wanting the wife to cage me and fuck better cock.

Thank you very much sir.

Very nice of you to say so Dirty and much appreciated as are all the "likes" and the pics.  Thanks for sharing, great stuff!

 

19 hours ago, Peter C said:

On the contrary, I think this site would die without you Jag. Another great selection of photos and gifs - dozens of black men with our white wives and girlfriend, but just one solitary photo of a white guy with a black girl. I think that underlines the true situation nowadays. Black women don't seem to have the slightest interest in white guys, whereas white women can't get enough black men. More and more of us white men are accepting this now too, myself for example with Becky.

That's very nice of you to say Peter, and much appreciated.  But I meant it; you guys/gals are the best.  Seriously, it's no secret that there is stuff here I find really annoying but I continue because of the input and kindness I have found among many of the members.  And I think the site would have collapsed  long ago without members like you folks