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A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"What are you doing in bed at this hour?"
"Getting a second opinion!"

 

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other." He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, and they were married and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by a three-rotations in jackknife position before he gain straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly! After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said, "I was a hooker in Buffalo and I worked both sides of the Niagara River."

A man on a construction site thirty floors up had to go to the bathroom.
He approached his foreman and told him that he was going down to use the restroom.
The foreman told him he was crazy; by the time he got down and back up, he'd lose a half hour.
The foreman pushed a plank out over the edge of the building.
He stood on one end and told the guy to go out on the other end and pee.
He said, "Damn, Chuck, we're thirty floors up! Piss'll turn to vapor before it hits the ground!"
What could he do? It was his foreman, after all.
So the guy gingerly heads out on the plank.
Suddenly the foreman's cell phone rang. Not even thinking, he jumped off the board to get it, sending the peeing man to his death!
At the inquest, an electrician who was working on the twenty-seventh floor was asked what he'd witnessed regarding the accident.
"I'm not really sure. I think it had something to do with sex."
The coroner said, "Sex? Why do you think that?
The electrician replied, "I saw the man falling with his dick in his hand, screaming, "Where'd that cocksucker go?"

 

3 minutes ago, Dober said:

Haven't been in a video porn store in a while (are any still around??)Never saw a creampie eating vid....I know not a big niche but still.....

Hey Peter, there are at least 1000 of them and growing all the time.  The fetish has become much more main stream as is cuckoldry

who's hungry?

 

a little sumpin, sumpin.  (3 vids)

 

more for today

 

A man is very ashamed of his pecker because of the size. He has an extremely small pecker and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size.
One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner, he decides he will show her.
The man unzips his pants, whips out his small pecker, and shoves it into her hand.
He sits there impatiently waiting to see her reaction.
His girlfriend says, "Thanks, but I don't smoke."

Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.
"Hello, sir," she said. "Do you like movies?"
"Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.
Goldie persisted, "Do you like gardening?"
The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.
Undaunted, Goldie asked, "Do you like pussycats?"
With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before.
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

One day a completely naked young lady walks into a bar.
Of course, the bartender stares at her as she walks up to his bar.
"What?" says the young lass. "Haven't you seen a naked lady before?"
The bartender continues to stare at her.
"Give me a beer," she says. "And stop staring like a fool!"
The bartender fetches her a brew and then answers her original question: "Of course I have seen naked ladies before! But I was just curious as to where you'll pull the money from to pay for this beer."

 

2 minutes ago, levett said:

change wifes !!!!! she  always wears all kinds of tail plug and plays with other men 

hot as hell Levett.  thanks for sharing

 

If you aren't clicking on some of these you are really missing something.  Ok, again, too many for one post.  Post 2 of 2  like 'em all

 

If you aren't clicking on some of these you are really missing something.  Ok, again, too many for one post.  Post 1 of 2  like 'em all

 

 

 

 

 

not much to see here, is there?  ( 6 vids)

 

Two good ol’ boys in an Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, “Well, I don’t know about kin, but it would make us even!”

 

Little Johnny asks his father, “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?”

His mother is cooking dinner when she hears little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and

listens to what her husband will have to say.

Father: “Because it makes grown-ups happy..”

Johnny: “I want to be happy too, Dad”

Father: “Then you have to wait until you’re a grown-up…”

Johnny: “But who will exercise with me when I grow up?”

Father: “Hopefully when you get married, it will be your wife..”

Johnny: “But dad, how come our neighbor, Sally, exercises with you?”

The wife rushes out of the kitchen, an ambulance arrives 10 minutes later.

 

let's see now, where were we??  ( 6 vids)

 

1 minute ago, cucksean said:

Jag you are amazing thank you!

as always Sean, you are most welcome.  glad u dug it

 

Ok, gonna split this in two.  Post 2 of 2.  enjoy 'em both

 

10 hours ago, Peter C said:

Yesterday in a text Becky told me, "There's a new one on the scene now. I didn't think you'd mind babe. He's 36. I'm a greedy bad girl ain't I? lol"

Do I mind? Hell no! So make that 5 black "boyfriends" now, plus me, her white "hubby". Remember, she'd only had 2 boyfriends before me, one long-term and her son's dad and another after that who never had sex with her.

She's ready Peter.  Take her over the hump.

Ok, gonna split this in two.  Post 1 of 2.  enjoy 'em both

 

 

one for my baby Wild Thing  (3  vids)

 

A little girl is playing with two dolls and her mom comes into the room to see what she is doing. The mother sees her has a Barbie and a G.I. Joe doll.
"What are you doing with your brother's G.I. Joe, tootsie?" asks the mother. "Where's your Ken doll? You know Barbie comes with Ken."
"No, mother," explains the little girl without looking up. "No, Mom, Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken."

A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed.
She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's that?"
Not wanting to explain to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, it's a secret."
The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?"
Her mother also doesn't want to explain sex yet, so she says, "I don't know, he won't tell me."
A couple days later the little girl says to her mother.
"Mommy, I finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. It's a toothbrush! "
"Why do you think that?" the amused mother asks.
"Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her chin."

 

7 hours ago, Peter C said:

My ex-wife Debbie was still insisting she didn't go black whilst we were together when I asked her point blank some time ago. Two of her friends I talk to have however told me that she did go and see the black guy she met on prison visits after he was released from jail "several times".

I do remember her coming home from a girls's night out and telling me how a black guy had hit on her in a club, bought her a drink and steered her away from her friends. Within minutes their tongues were in other's mouths and his hand was up her short skirt massaging high up her bare thigh. Sadly, they were interrupted otherwise I'm sure she'd have slipped away outside with him and been fucked in the back of his car or against the wall down a quiet alley.

My girlfriend Becky of course has surprised me by being so open with me about her interest in black men. We do play with the scenario of her having currently 4 black online "boyfriends" and her going out clubbing with them whilst I'm at work, but whether she'll ever get brave enough to go and meet any of them remains to be seen. One works in Ibiza, whilst the others are all here in the UK, pretty much just 50-60 miles away from where we live. The one in Ibiza is a bit older than Becky, one of the others is about her age and married, whilst the other two, more recent additions, are a lot younger than Becky. I was pleasantly surprised by how excited she was to be attracting attention from guys only slightly older than her son. it has definitely boosted her ego and self-confidence and I like knowing she's being hit on by black guys half my age. I'm 64, she's 45 and her "boys" as she calls them are 31 and 32.

Peter, time to schedule a weekend picnic drive to the town 50/60 miles away.  Especially if you can invite a surprise guest.

 

1 hour ago, cucksean said:

Wish my wife would try bbc!!

keep the faith buddy