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While watching the football play-offs at their local pub, Michael complained to Roy that the love-making with his girlfriend was becoming routine and boring.
"Well I think you need to get creative," Roy said. "Break up the monotony. Why don't you try 'playing doctor' for an hour?" Roy suggested.
"Hmmm, that's what I'll do. It sounds great but tell me, how in the hell do I make it last for an hour?" Michael asked.
"Simple," Roy answered, "Just keep her in the waiting room for 55 minutes!"

 

A Scotsman moves to Boston, and attends his first baseball game.
The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double.
Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!"
The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers, "RUN!! RUN!!"
The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.
The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by.
The Umpire calls, “Ball four,Walk."

The batter starts his slow trot to first base.
The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard rrrun!"
The people around him begin laughing.
Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.

A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run - he has four balls."
The Scot then stands and yells, "Walk with pride, Laddie, Walk with pride!

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

 

One day at lunch several guys were engaged in a little friendly bragging about their sexual prowess and the dimensions of their members.

First one, then the next, would add his own exaggerations until the whole thing became quite ridiculous.

Then Bill said matter of factly "mine's about four inches."
There was stunned silence before one of the guys said, "Bill, you're kidding right?"
"Not at all, four inches," he said, with perfect sincerity. "You know, some women like it."
They all sat in embarrassed silence until Bill continued, "Of course, others complain it's just too wide."

 

don't think I've done this before; nothing but blow jobs.  lots of 'em

 

 

if you don't click on Betty Paige, turn in your man card

 

really?  nobody dug that hotwife/cuckold in previous? damn.  well then just walk on by these  (5 vids)

 

Ok, too many for one post.  Going to break it in two.  Enjoy 'em both.  Post 2 of 2

 

Ok, too many for one post.  Going to break it in two.  Enjoy 'em both.  Post 1 of 2

 

6 hours ago, Dober said:

You know...some times....SOMETIMES!!!  I feel sorry for Black guys with huge Cocks. picture after picture...GIF after GIF showing some sweet young Thang gobbling a Black Cock. Unfortunately the best they can do is get just the Nob into their mouths, If she's really good maybe and inch more...two if she's got a big enuff yap! As a guy who's had his entire 6 1/2 " cock totally devoured,theirs no way to describe the feeling. I've felt the synapse going off all thru my body, my eyes blinking uncontrollably and barely staying conscious. So I got to feel sorry for some guy with a 12"-14" Cock and watching as some honey can only cram 3" at the most...OH don't get me wrong she'll get him off but by manually jerking that cock off but he'll never nearly pass out from having his entire Cock devoured.

lmao Dober.  first, most of the nerve endings are in those first 3 inches.  second, they all fit in her pussy quite nicely.  in fact they fill a pussy properly, often for the first time.  lol, but your sympathy is so noted my friend.

15 minutes ago, Peter C said:

One observation that's come to mind since I posted this the other day is that with white women it has to be a black man. Just foreign won't do, nor will Asian or Oriental. He has to be black. 

The more photos I see here the more I wonder how long it will be before every straight white woman in the world will have had a black penis in her mouth. Becky next?

I like this caption that uses my name. Shame that's not Becky at the door, welcoming one of her black boyfriends just after I've left for  work. I'm sure someone here could change the photo though!

lol, you know Peter, I put that pic up especially for you.  I do agree that just foreign won't work.

just a taste today

 

meh? ( 4 vids)  sound on for "cuck couple meets bull"

 

 

A guy walks into a bar in Eastern Kentucky and orders a white wine. The hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. 

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No", says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

 

52 minutes ago, cucksean said:

Thank you Jag!  So totally hot when you can see her wedding ring and the hand of her bull with none!

Yep, and glad u dug it Sean.  Had fun seeing how many white wives dig it in the ass.

5 hours ago, Dober said:

Last one was the best Jag...ya gotta love a guy that can spew a dozen ribbons of ball slop right on a girls kisser, not loping it up and over her head.....Can't stand a guy with bad aim.

agreed Dobe, I'm not much of a face painter.  it's going in their mouths

call me Ishmael. (10 vids)

 

a bit of a theme today.  it's a long one

 

11 hours ago, Peter C said:

funny stuff Peter, thanks for sharing

John had a blind date for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her.
After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, would you object to me screwin' your brains out?"
"That is something I have never done before," the date replied.
"Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?" John exclaimed.
"No, silly!" she giggled. "I've never objected!"

A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and then bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers!"
A sudden silence descends. After a moment, he asks, "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens.
He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on this side of the bar are motherfuckers!"
Once again, the bar is silent. He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?"
A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man. The construction worker looks the man square in the eye and says, "You got a problem, buddy?"
"Oh no," insists the man. "I'm just on the wrong side of the bar."

 

 

some of these today are def worth clicking on to see larger

 

15 hours ago, Peter C said:

Becky needs to replace her plain underwear with these panties! Who agrees?

Ok Dober I'm going to surprise you because I agree she needs sexy panties.  Drives me fuckin wild

11 hours ago, Peter C said:

Oh, I'm sure it will. She considers my 7 inches to be big, but we have both mentioned to each other that black men are supposed to have big dicks, so I'm sure Becky knows what to expect if she finds herself impaled on a young, erect black penis.

Surely it's not just size that women are curious about or is there something else about black men that attracts white women? Their attitude or assertiveness perhaps or is there still a little bit of a taboo in their minds that makes the idea of having sex with a black guy so naughty, exciting and appealing?

Similarly what is it about white women that black men like so much? The contrast in skin colour? Are they easier, sluttier than black girls? I know one or two still like the reparations angle in the US, but that seems old hat now. Black men with white women has become much more common and here in the UK, no-one would bat an eye-lid at Becky walking down the street arm-in-arm or holding hands with a young black boyfriend. 

Whatever it is, it's also good that so many of us white men are now so accepting of the situation and, like me with Becky, get particularly turned on by the prospect of our white wives and girlfriends being fucked by black men.

Seems like a win-win situation to me.

Curiously though, I seem to be in a minority among white guys when it comes to fancying black women. I've been lucky enough to have fucked 3 black girls, but few other guys I know seem to find them attractive. Similarly, very few black girls seem to fancy white men. The balance you see in inter-racial porn between black men with white women compared with white men with black women is staggering.

 

all interesting questions Peter and I'm sure there are as many answers as there are people in the lifestyle.  I'm more curious if people here will comment before I weigh in.  Wild Thing, how 'bout you?

 

 

 

A couple were going at it in a barn down on the farm.
In the process, the guy’s condom slipped off.
He then pokes around inside her with a straw, and manages to lose that, too.
Nine months later the doctor enters the waiting room where the father asks him what the baby is.
Doctor replies "It's a little bastard dressed in a raincoat and a straw hat."