secondjag

hmm, so the trick is to NOT post for 16 days and numbers go up.  oh, i get it, lmfao Happy St. Pats

 

The family all got together recently, and were just hanging around at Mom and Dad's.
My sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed at a little piece of trivia she had found in the book, which she then read aloud, "Did you know that a woman's breasts increase in size by 25% during sex?"
My brother-in-law, a notorious joker, shot back, "So, how come yours don't?"
My father, from behind his newspaper and without even a pause, replied, "You're not pumping hard enough."

Jim paid $500 to a madam for a virgin whore.
He was sent to an upstairs room, where a fresh-faced 18-year-old expertly sucked him to the brink of coming, then quickly finished him off in her cunt.
The whole session lasted less than five minutes.
The john was not happy.
"They said I'm the first man you ever fucked," he complained.
The girl looked blankly at Jim. "You might be," she smiled helpfully. "Your face looks familiar."

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week.
Johnny said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom, and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door, and they got undressed, and they got into bed, and then Daddy got on top of her and --"
The mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your father gets home, and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."
The father came home, and the wife told him that she was leaving him.
"But why?" croaked the husband.
"Go ahead, Johnny. Tell Daddy just what you told me."
"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door, and they got undressed, and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her, and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob when Daddy was away last summer!"

 

Love it, thanks for sharing Peter.  And big thanks Becky.  lol, love the pouty toungue.

1 minute ago, Peter C said:

Luckily you black guys seem to crave our white wives and girlfriends as much as the women crave black cock. Of course, not all of us white guys actually know that they're sharing their partner's pussy with a black guy, but clearly many of us do and totally approve. 

I agree with about Becky. I'm sure it will happen eventually and I hope she tells me all about it. I'll be encouraging her to do it on a regular basis. That's if she likes it of course. but I'm sure she will. She could have gone black over 20 years ago when she used to go clubbing with her sister. The sister's had black, Becky hasn't but she's obviously still curious and wondering what she's missing.

very common for women of her age to start wondering about what they may have missed.  as they privately rub their pussys the fantasies become more and more powerful and the curiosities become almost overwhelming.  they've heard many times the "Mandingo" myth and the possibility of such size excites them to no end.  This, and it begins to dawn on them that you only live once (lol, sorry 007).  What a great pic of Becky,  love those tits and her big eyes.

2 minutes ago, Peter C said:

You better not be! 

 

I continue to be amazed at just how many of our white wives and girlfriends are going black. Even my shy, inexperienced little Becky is inching ever closer. We're so lucky that you black guys are there to give our women what they obviously crave. Imagine how sexually frustrated our poor wives would be if black men weren't interested in white pussy.

Very impressed that Dirty has trawled your archives to like all your posts. I'm a massive fan of your efforts Jag, but he beats me. I'm also proud, honoured even, that you like my Becky so much.

Peter, yeah Dirty is on a mission!  Nothing but love for all you guys.

Have said it before, don't even think anybody sees it as a "thing" anymore that white women crave black D.  Personally I'm grateful to white brothers who share that pussy and I am most pleased to help them out.  Becky will come around.  It's not even "if," just "when."

2 hours ago, cucksean said:

Amazing sir!  Thank you so very much sir!!!!

you are most welcome Sean.  funny, isn't it?  I jump into the 200's and those two immediately follow.  but you know what's really strange?  they haven't even posted anything?  and so, the soap opera continues...perhaps I'll be blocked or thrown out.  whatcha think?

here's a couple.  one's on topic  (2 vids)

 

4 hours ago, Dober said:

EGADS this is quite a Hand Full..literally! 

lol, "EGADS" indeed.  now wondering about some other "connections" here. bizarre, really.

ok, first things first.  want to thank all who regularly show appreciation for the stuff I put up.  However today I absolutely have to acknowledge Dirty who has made a supehuman effort lately to "like" my stuff going so far as looking in the archives of my posts for everything and anything to express his thanks.  Literally hundreds of posts.  So today Dirty, this post is entirely dedicated to you.  Hope you enjoy.

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a really long one.

Lots of nice wedding ring shots. Hope you guys find your wives in these pics somewhere...

 

 

An attractive woman turned to the man in the business suit behind her in the elevator. "Excuse me," she asked, "but aren't you Little Johnny?"
The man cleared his throat, "Yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Oh," she gushed, "I've always wanted to meet you, Little Johnny. And now that we're together," she continued throatily, "I'll tell you what I'd like to do; I'm inviting you back to my room, where I'll kneel in front of you and pull out your cock and suck it till you have a giant hard-on and suck it some more until you come all over my face..."
"I don't know," said Little Johnny, thinking it over. "What's in it for me?

 

In ancient times it was believed that the gods and goddesses could come down to earth and visit mortals, sometimes coupling with them. One morning a sweet young thing told her mother, "I think a god coupled with me last night." "Really?" her mother asked. "I wonder if it's Thor?" "Thor?" the girl asked. "It'th tho thore I can't touch it with a powder puff!"

Q: What do your wife and a condom have in common?
A: When they're not on your cock, they're in your wallet.

A man decides to have a party and invites lots of people, telling them to bring their friends.
On the invitation he puts "Themed Party Come as a Human Emotion."
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy."
The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped round her most intimate parts.
He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
And she replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two guys from New York, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis stuck in a pear.
The host is really shocked and says, "Gee, guys, what the hell are you doing? You could get arrested for standing like that out here in the street. What emotion is this supposed to be?"
The first guy replies, "Well, I'm fucking discustad, and my friend here has come in dispair.

 

      let's see what you can do with these  (7 vids)

 

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.

"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive!"

The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.

"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."

A man goes to the Doctor in desire of a prescription for Viagra.
Doctor looks over the man, and says, "Viagra can be very dangerous, and we do not just dispense it indiscriminately, please bring your wife to my office next week and we'll discuss this in more detail.
So the next week the Man shows up with his wife. The Doctor asks to see the wife by herself for a few moments, and she follows him back to the examining room.
The doctor asks her to disrobe and she does. 
He then asks her to turn around in 360 degrees a few times then instructs her to get up on the examining table and to turn in various positions.
He then tells her she can get dressed and goes out to meet the Male Patient.
"Sir", The doctor says," There is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either!"

 

including some facials; enjoy

 

dig number 2 [Her pussy doesn't want to let go] (2 vids)

 

"Ron and I had hardly finished one argument when I screwed up and started another one," said Laura.
"How'd you do that?" asked Keli.
"Well," said Laura, "you know when you're done with a big fight and your significant other suggests a little 'make-up sex?'"
"Yeah," says Keli.
Laura replies, "I guess it wasn't the right time for me to ask, 'Does it have to be with you?'"

A guy walked into the doctor's office for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked. "I'll need the information for the doctor." "It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection." "Well, the doctor is very busy today," the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."

 

A U.S. Marine General was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the General decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was “work” and how much of it was “pleasure.”
A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of his inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the General turned to the Private First Class who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion.
Without any hesitation, the young Private First Class responded, “Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.”
The General was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
“Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them.”

In school one day, the teacher decided that for Science class she would teach about raw materials.
She stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want Gold, because gold is worth a lot of money, and I could buy a Corvette."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold, and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Johnny, why silicon?"
"Because my mom has two bags of it, and you should see all the sports cars that park outside of our house!"

 

you would not believe how many hot "wmv" files I throw away now as they never work here.  (10 vids)

 

Ok, too many for one post.  Going to break it in two.  Enjoy 'em both.  Post 2 of 2

 

Ok, too many for one post.  Going to break it in two.  Enjoy 'em both.  Post 1 of 2