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Gorgeous you'd wear them out!

A man walks into a brothel and approaches a beautiful Oriental courtesan. "Is it true Asian women's vaginas are slit sideways?" he asks. "Why?" she responds. "Are you a harmonica player?" A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blond kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." The blond continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. Finally, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?" A man went to a French restaurant. The menu was in French and he spoke no French. When the waiter asked his choice, he told the waiter to bring out the restaurant's specialty.The man had a truly fantastic meal.The waiter asked if the man wanted dessert. He responded that the waiter should bring out the restaurant's specialty.The waiter said that it was the Peach Poosay, and he would order it for him.A short time later, a waitress came out with a covered silver platter. She took the cover off and there was a peach that had been quartered and pitted.The waitress proceeded to raise her skirt and take a piece of the peach and push it in and out of her vagina!She then picked up the rest of the pieces and did the same thing with them.The man called the waiter over an asked, "Am I actually expected to eat the peach after that?"The waiter responded, "Why, no, Monsieur. You eat the poosay."

lol, maybe I could do the "Gayla" thing and post each separately for more "likes." oh wait, wouldn't matter. would just make my numbers go down 🤣

Bonus!! Hey Sean, think you'll enjoy this one of Holly and her hub as he enjoys her cum filled pussy. One of her big cock buddies is still in bed giving directions. Enjoy, def sound on! 767537263_CUCK-husbandcleanswifepussyforbbc.mp4

alright Peter, Sean. knock yourselves out. enjoy (7 vids) 10hole switcher 7836.mp4 19hole switcher 7847.mp4 20Hole switcher 7846.mp4 Girl on girl.wmv Mature blond squealing whore.mp4 1283483530_BlondeTakesBlack.mp4 1226379925_AmateurCuckoldMilfWifeOlgaMariaCryingBbc.mp4

On the first day of their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent." Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?" "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angry biker to one of his buddies. "No," says the friend, "people don't die of syphilis anymore." The angry biker replies, "They do when they give it to me!" A man was becoming concerned that his 3 daughters might not be as innocent as he wished. What did they already know about sex? He decided to find out.So he brought his 16-year-old into the bathroom, dropped his pants, and said "Do you know what this is?""Yes, Daddy, that's a penis." The man exploded! He couldn't believe it! "You're grounded for a year", he exclaimed, "and you're going to read the Bible every day!" He then brought his 14-year-old into the bathroom, and dropped his pants. "Do you know what this is?" "Yes, Daddy, it's a penis" Unbelievable! He grounded her for 2 years, and took away her allowance. Finally, he brought his 12-year-old into the bathroom, dropped his pants, and asked "Do you know what this is?""No, daddy, I don't." "What a good girl! I'm very proud of you! I'm going to raise your allowance! Anyway, this is called a penis." The girl laughed and said, "You call THAT a penis?!?"

you know what to do. (6 vids) think you'll really dig "Wedding Night" both 1 and 2. real life cuckold after wedding day 1028167373_HotwifeswallowsthecreampiefromBBC.mp4 807375002_Wife-BBCCreampie-ICleanUp.mp4 Really is there really a choice here.mp4 1984767345_hubbyfilmswifegettingpumpedandcreampiefilledbybbc.mp4 946949478_IR-WeddingNight1.mp4 985883373_IR-WeddingNight2.mp4

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect penis. The professor commented, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way." She replied, "What other way?" An elderly [and not overly smart] man took his very much younger date to see a movie.Instead of watching the movie though, they are kissing, hugging and fondling each other.As things are getting more heated by the moment the man's very expensive toupee gets knocked off.Of course, right away he starts trying to find it and in the dark, his hand accidentally gets in under his date's dress.Feeling quite aroused by all the kissing and such, she breathes into his ear "That's it! that's it!"The man thinks for a second and then replies, "Hell, it couldn't be! I had mine parted on the side!"

glad u dug it Peter

Stunning woman Big. And yes, a warm welcome indeed

lol, that's a lot of responsibility Sean

scare her? or thrill her? both? hmm, show the pic to her and watch her reaction

anticipation must be killing you Peter or is it delicious?

long one, get comfortable. some for my Wild Thing to.

ok, maybe last post on the topic as the interest seems weak

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Nice to see one of "Pam" from "Archer" in here. Wish someone would do Lana.

A man is very ashamed of his pecker because of its size.He has an extremely small pecker and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size.One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he decides he will show her.The man unzips his pants, whips out his small pecker, and shoves it into her hand.He sits there impatiently waiting to see her reaction.His girlfriend says, "Thanks, but I don't smoke." A man is traveling through the desert when he comes upon an Indian lying on the ground stark naked with a hard-on sticking straight up in the air.He asks the Indian what he is doing, to which the Indian replies, "I am telling the time."The man tells the Indian that he does not believe it, so the Indian tells him that it is 1:00. The man looks at his watch and is amazed to find that it is exactly 1:00.He travels a bit longer until he comes upon another naked Indian lying on the ground with a hard-on sticking straight up.He asks this Indian what he is doing and he too replies that he is telling the time.He tells the Indian to prove it and the Indian tells him that it is 2:00. The man looks at his watch and once again is amazed that the time is correct.He continues his trek through the desert until he comes across an Indian lying naked in the sand, masturbating.He asks this Indian, "And what the hell are you doing?"The Indian replied, "I am winding my watch!" A man on a construction site thirty floors up had to go to the bathroom. He approached his foreman and told him that he was going down to use the restroom. The foreman told him he was crazy; by the time he got down and back up, he'd lose a half hour.The foreman pushed a plank out over the edge of the building. He stood on one end and told the guy to go out on the other end and pee. He said, "Damn, Chuck, we're thirty floors up! Piss'll turn to vapor before it hits the ground!"What could he do? It was his foreman, after all. So, the guy gingerly heads out on the plank.Suddenly the foreman's cell phone rang. Not even thinking, he jumped off the board to get it, sending the peeing man to his death!At the inquest, an electrician who was working on the twenty-seventh floor was asked what he'd witnessed regarding the accident."I'm not really sure. I think it had something to do with sex."The coroner said, "Sex? Why do you think that?he electrician replied, "I saw the man falling with his dick in his hand, screaming, "Where'd that cocksucker go?" A Delhi Mother was lucky enough to see that all her 3 Daughters got Married in the the same year. After the Marriage she called them and told them, "Don’t forget to text me your first Night experience and text it in a Code Language." So....... after a week, the 1st texted and it read as: "NESCAFE"* And the next Week the 2nd texted as: "WILLS"* The mother, being an intelligent woman, went to get a Nescafe Tin and she read the Label on which it was written: "Fantastic till the Last Drop" Then she went to her Husband's pack of WILLS Cigarette and it read: "Extra Long, King Size" She smiled and said "not bad for their Ages." Subsequent week, the 3rd texted and it read as: "Indigo Delhi Hyderabad" The mother was not able to decode the message and then she called Indigo Airways Helpdesk to enquire about their Delhi Hyderabad flight and they replied: "It's 5 times daily, 7 days a week, both ways and the duration of flight is 75 Mins." The mother fainted.

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