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A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you." she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "That must be rather difficult." the man replied. "Oh, I don't mind too much." she said. She continued, "But, it has my husband pretty upset." A redneck took his to the Gynecologist. They waited in the Doctor's office when finally, the doctor came in and asked the father, "Well, what are we here for today?" The father answered, "To get my on birth control, doc." "Well, is your sexually active?", asked the doctor. "No", answered the redneck, "she just lays there, just like her mother." That morning, I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday,' and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ‘Happy Birthday’. “I thought, “well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember.” My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So, when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat dejected. As I walked into my office, my handsome boss, Rick, said, "Good morning, pretty lady, and by the way, Happy Birthday!" I felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, "It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch, but we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each, and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office Rick said, it's such a beautiful day; we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind? "He said, "Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner". After arriving at his house Rick turned to me and said, "If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok," I nervously replied. He went into the bedroom, and after a couple of minutes he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my kids, my parents, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers all singing 'Happy Birthday.' And I just sat there...on the couch.... Not really feeling much like talking . . . I was naked as a jailbird. A nurse was telling a gorgeous co-worker about the Canadian sailor who was a patient in Ward Ten."He's tattooed," she confided in a low voice, "in a very intimate place!""You mean... " gasped the beautiful nurse."Yes! On his penis. Isn't that odd? There's actually a word tattooed there: 'Swan."'"This I've got to see," exclaimed the voluptuous one, and she hurried off to Ward Ten.Half an hour later, she returned. "You were right," she said. "He is tattooed there. But the word is, 'Saskatchewan'!" A Polish girl went to the gynecologist. She disrobed and got up into the stirrups. The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of her vagina he asked, "When was the last time you had a check-up?" "Well, to be honest with you," she blushed, "I've never had a Czech up there, but I have had several Hungarians." A princess is walking along a pond in the royal gardens when she looks down and sees a really ugly frog.Picking the frog up, she comments on the creatures rather hideous appearance...Princess: My but you are really an ugly frog!Frog: I know, I know, I got a really bad spell on me.Princess: Well I've seen frogs with spells but, none as ugly as you.Frog: Look, I told you lady, it's a really bad spell.Princess: Well even so, if I kiss you will you turn into a Prince?Frog: I don't know lady, a spell this bad will probably take a blow job. A man in a bar orders a Kingfisher Beer A lady sitting next to him: What a coincidence, I have ordered Kingfisher….. Man: I'm Celebrating. Lady: Me too. Man: What a coincidence. Why are you celebrating? Lady: My husband and I have tried 4 years for a baby. today I'm pregnant. Man: What A Coincidence! I am a farmer. For 4 yrs my hens couldn't lay any eggs. Today all are laying eggs. Lady: Wow! How Did That Happen? Man: I used a different cock. The lady smiled and said, “What a coincidence!!!”

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A popular newspaper was carrying out a survey on sexual habits. One questioner stopped an elderly Italian gentleman in the street who was wearing a black suit and asked him how often he had sexual intercourse. "Oh, about half a dozen times a year", said the gentleman. The questioner smiled. "I thought you Italians were supposed to be sexy!" she said. "We are," said the gentleman. "But I don't think half a dozen times a year is so bad for a seventy-two year old priest with no car." My university includes a large hospitality and catering department which used to be the National College of Baking. I conjectured that prolonged exposure to flour dust could well cause glaucoma and planned to publish a paper on it: "Master Baking Makes you Blind." An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for his help in reviving her husband’s passion. “Why don’t you give him Viagra?” the doctor asked. “Oh, no,” the woman replied. “He doesn't even take aspirin for a headache! “That’s not a problem,” the doctor told her. “Just crush up the pill and slip it into his coffee. He’ll never even know.” Several days later, the old woman returned to the doctor, and he asked her if his suggestions worked. “Oh, Doctor!” she exclaimed. “It was horrible! I did just as you said and as soon as he finished his coffee, he jumped up from the table, ripped off my clothes and took me right there on the table, we made love for a whole hour!!” “And that was horrible?” the doctor asked, puzzled. “Oh, the love making was wonderful!” the old woman exclaimed... “But I can never show my face in Starbuck’s again!"

Angus Broon of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ye be sewin' on a wee button that's come off of ma fly? I canna button ma troosers." "Och, Angus, I've got ma hands in the sink, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin' ye with it." About 5 minutes later, there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs. Walking back in the door with a black eye and a bloody nose comes Angus. Maggie looks at him and says, "My god Angus, what happened tae ye? Did you ask her up the stairs like I told you?" "Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button, an she did, everything was goin' fine but when she bent doon to bite off the wee thread, Mr. MacDonald walked in." A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?". "Well, I raised over 700 little peckers last year." "Chicken farmer it is," exulted the accountant.

Seriously, you'd better be hungry. Get busy - threw in some panty treats as well

Admin, kick please!

very nice of you to say so Peter. thanks, much appreciated.

it's all good Peter. you do what works for you

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Thanks Admin

Got a little "Seka" in there. Local Chicago girl who made it big in porn

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Harold went to a bar and ordered a drink. After a few minutes, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him. Soon she invited him back to her place. Overcome with excitement, Harold agreed. When they got to the bedroom, Harold exclaimed, "Wow! A waterbed, I've never had sex on a waterbed before." Soon they were both naked and going at it. The blonde stopped him and said, "Before we go any further, don't you think you should put on some protection?" "Good idea," he responded and got up. Harold walked out of the room, and when he came back, he was wearing a life preserver." A man who worked for the Fire Department came home from work one day and told his wife, “We really have a wonderful system at the fire department: ‘Bell 1' we all put on our coats. ‘Bell 2' rings and we all slide down the pole. ‘Bell 3' rings and we are on the truck ready to go. From now on we are going to run this house the same way. When I say ‘Bell 1' you strip naked. ‘Bell 2' you jump into bed. ‘Bell 3' we are going to make love all night.” The next night when he came home from work and yelled “Bell 1", she took off her clothes. “Bell 2", she jumped into bed. “Bell 3" they began to make love. After two minutes she yelled, “BELL 4!" He said, “What the hell is ‘Bell 4'?” “MORE HOSE!” she responded. “YOU AIN’T ANYWHERE NEAR DA FIRE!”

Baby, c'mon now; you'd look hot in a paper bag

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"Nice threads, Man. Where'd you pick 'em up?" "My old lady got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?" "I'll say. What was the occasion?" "Got me. I came home from work early the other day, and there they were... hanging over the chair in the bedroom." A airplane is in mid-flight over the ocean ,when suddenly, the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, co-pilot, navigator and stewardess. He held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place." The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and says, "Look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us." The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the co-pilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place." The co-pilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at the shock of my being killed. So, if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us." The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then held the gun to the navigator's head and repeated, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all over the place." The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two guys have no sense of direction. Without me they couldn't find their way out of a paper bag much less get this plane to Iraq. So, if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us." The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time held the gun to the stewardess's head and demanded, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HER brains all over the place." No one says a word, but the stewardess leaned over and whispered something into the hijacker's ear. He turned beet red, dropped his gun, and ran out of the cockpit in a panic. The crew tracked down the hijacker, who was found cowering behind some crates in the hold, and tied him up. The pilot then asked the stewardess what she said that terrified the man so. "I told him, sir," she replied, "that if he killed me, he'd be the one who'd have to give you guys your blowjobs."

Great stuff Dobe

your ass looks sooooooo delicious in that pic

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Ok, a lot in here for the boot lovers. Hope ya caught all the wedding rings in the previous post. Hey Wild Thing; the red boots here (32nd pic?) would look mighty nice on you;just sayin...