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While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honey bee.His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly."That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?" My ex-wife was so cold that when you spread her legs a little white light came on! A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, "Where's John?" The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was found sticking his dick in the meat slicer" Then the man asked, "Where is the meat slicer now?" The butcher then replied, "I fired her too." A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely.The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf.The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would.Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on.Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view.With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try the bread herself. Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below.She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her.Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin too?" "No," croaks the old man, "but it's a-quiverin’." A man named Butt walks into a grocery store where he sees one of his closest friends, Bob.Bob approaches him with a sincere smile and greets Butt.After a good conversation between the two men, Bob looks at Butt with affection and says: "Listen Butt, you're my best friend. I respect you a lot and would never do anything to hurt you, but I've got to let this off my chest. I think you deserve much better than Lola. I'm telling you this as a friend. Your wife is not exactly a conservative woman!"Butt looks at Bob in bafflement and replies: "What do you mean?"Bob looks him straight in the eyes and whispers in his ear, "Look around! Why do you think there are almost no men in this grocery store? As a true friend, I feel obliged to tell you this. Every time you go grocery shopping, there is a very long line-up at your front door!"Butt, confused and puzzled asks, "What are you trying to say?"Bob looks at him in sorrow and replies, "I hate to break this to you my dear friend, but your wife is a money hungry whore! Divorce her!"Butt, startled by Bob's rude comment replies in a fury, "What kind of a friend are you? You must think I'm an Idiot? You want me to divorce her, so I'll have to wait in line, too?"

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”The lady reached into her purse and pulled out pictures of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife, engaged in passionate sex.The pharmacist looked at the pictures and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription." A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied. Math teacher: "After 69, what comes next?" Blonde: "You wash your hands and rinse your mouth...duh." A young Italian girl was going on her first date. Before the date her Nonna decided to give her some advice. Nonna said, "Sita here ana letame tella you about those-a younga boys. He's agonna try and kiss you, you are agonna likea that... but don't let him do that. He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea that too... but don'ta let him do that! But most important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do that. Doing that willa disgraca the family!!" With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: "Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"

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Peter, I fucking love Joanna Lum; everything about her. From the first time seeing her in the New Avengers (after my lifelong worship of D. Riggs), all I could think about was how to meet/fuck her, lol.

Love you baby

Guilty? Hell Wild Thing, I'd give you a Purple Heart. 💜 LOL, you've done more for race relations than any politician ever.

A man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass."The doctors says, "Drop your pants, bend over and let's have a look.""Fuck me!!" says the doctor. "What could have made a hole as big as that?"Patient replies, "I've been fucked by an elephant!"The doctor says "An elephant's penis is long and thin. This hole is enormous."Patient replies "He fingered me first." A man goes to the Doctor in desire of a prescription for Viagra.Doctor looks over the man, and says, "Viagra can be very dangerous and we do not just dispense it indiscriminately, please bring your wife to my office next week and we'll discuss this in more detail.So the next week the Man shows up with his wife, the Doctor asks to see the wife by herself for a few moments and she follows him back to the examining room.The doctor asks her to disrobe, and she does. He then asks her to turn around in 360° a few times, then instructs her to get up on the examining table and to turn in various positions.He then tells her she can get dressed and goes out to meet the Male Patient."Sir," The doctor says" there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either!"

really interesting guy

Really? Nobody???

Somebody, anybody? Any interest? Gawd I love Joanna Lumley - as a beauty, as an actress, as a person.

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"Johnny," the teacher started, "do you know what 'paranoia' means?" "It's not a word, teach, it's several words," Johnny replied. "Whatever do you mean by that?" "It's like when you go into a restaurant and a well-endowed waitress with a low-cut uniform reaches in front of you and says, 'Does my pair annoy ya?'" A man decides to have a party and invites lots of people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts, "Themed Party: Come as a Human Emotion." On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with envy." The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink." A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped round her most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And she replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party." A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two guys from New York, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Gee, guys, what the hell are you doing? You could get arrested for standing like that out here in the street. What emotion is this supposed to be?" The first guy replies, "Well, I'm fucking discustard, and my friend here has come in dispair."

So, I'm on Youtube and see this stuff. You might find it interesting:

again, throwing some in for the eternally beautiful Wild Thing. What can I say; she makes my heart sing, lol

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