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A man was out for a leisurely walk one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly, he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then, he noticed another couple behind a tree, and yet another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the front door of the house, and knocked. A well-dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked curiously, "I could help but notice all the activity on your front lawn. What kind of a place is this?" "This is a brothel," replied the madam. "Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man. "Oh, we're having a yard sale today!" Seems God was just about done creating the Universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations. So, he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating."It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, whom he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability."Adam jumped up and blurted out, "Oh, give that to me. I'd love it. Please, oh please, let me have that ability. It would be great. When I'm out working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly, it would be so cool. I could write my name in the sand. Oh, please God, let it be me who you give that gift to."On and on he went, like an excited little boy who... well... had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind.And so, Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his urine while in a vertical position. He was so happy he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him and laughing with delight all the while. And it was good."Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left in here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms." An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realized she was COMMANDO (going without underwear). She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?" “Yes, I’m sorry," he replied and promised to avert his eyes. "It’s quite all right," she replied, "It’s very talented, watch this. I’ll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough, her vagina blew him a kiss. The old man was completely astounded. and inquired what else it could do. "I can also make it wink," she replied. The old man stared in amazement as the vagina winked at him. "Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat. He moved over and she asked, “Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, he asked, “You’re shittin' me. You mean it can whistle, too?” It's tough gettin old! An Australian couple is having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you'll charge a hundred dollars. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner." She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a Guy pulls up and asks "How much?” She says, "A hundred dollars.” He replies, "All I got is thirty." She says, "Hold on," and runs back to the husband and asks. "What now. What can he get for thirty? "A hand job," the husband replied. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers and out pops this HUGE tool. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back..." She runs back to her husband. "What's wrong?" he asks. "Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?"

I think Athlete has given you great advice. You might want to "round out" some of it a bit more. Some great resources here come to mind; Niki, Kak,Peter, Trixy, Sean. I'm sure I've forgotten a few, sorry. Look through the posts including old ones here - there's plenty of advice. If someone seems to "gel" with your comfort zone, reach out to them, I promise they'll help, they ALWAYS do.

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there ya go (4 vids) Little ones fall out.mp4 Importance of being clean.mp4 265813653_Hubwantsitallincreampie.mp4 1974979155_Mywifetakesbbcwhileirecord.mp4

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!""Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive.""I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?""Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are.""I've also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!""Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!" Two lawyers had been life-long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-and-horny secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry, and assured her that they would pay all medical costs, and would act as co-fathers when the child was born, and would provide all expenses thereafter. The day of delivery arrived. Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room. Finally, one of them said, "I can't take this, I'm going down to sit in my car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is born!" The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached the car with a very grave look on his face. "What happened?" asked the waiting car occupant. The other partner announced, "They were twins and mine died!"

hows this strike you?? ( 3 vids) wife roast.webm Aim and diistance.webm 1522687355_IR-BJ-Wow.mp4

got no idea who these characters are (besides the obvious)

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glad u dug it Sean, Peter. here's some more

glad u guys dug it; my pleasure

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Nice job Hannah; thanks for sharing

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the Ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.'' What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A Dry Martinez! A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet. ''What the hell are you doing?!'' the man asks. ''I'm riding a bus,'' his cousin replies. ''That's a stupid thing to say!'' ''That's a stupid thing to ask!'' How do you say 69 in Chinese? Two can choo. A man dies and goes to Hell. The Devil greets him and says, "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll go to Heaven and you'll take over until somebody switches with you. So, go on, pick a room." The Devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped. The second room has someone being burned by a torch. The third has a man getting blown by a naked woman. "I choose this room!" the man says. "Very well," the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder. "You can go now," he tells her. "I've found your replacement."

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