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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!""Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive.""I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?""Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are.""I've also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!""Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!" Two lawyers had been life-long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-and-horny secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry, and assured her that they would pay all medical costs, and would act as co-fathers when the child was born, and would provide all expenses thereafter. The day of delivery arrived. Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room. Finally, one of them said, "I can't take this, I'm going down to sit in my car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is born!" The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached the car with a very grave look on his face. "What happened?" asked the waiting car occupant. The other partner announced, "They were twins and mine died!"

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got no idea who these characters are (besides the obvious)

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glad u dug it Sean, Peter. here's some more

glad u guys dug it; my pleasure

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Nice job Hannah; thanks for sharing

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the Ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.'' What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A Dry Martinez! A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet. ''What the hell are you doing?!'' the man asks. ''I'm riding a bus,'' his cousin replies. ''That's a stupid thing to say!'' ''That's a stupid thing to ask!'' How do you say 69 in Chinese? Two can choo. A man dies and goes to Hell. The Devil greets him and says, "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll go to Heaven and you'll take over until somebody switches with you. So, go on, pick a room." The Devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped. The second room has someone being burned by a torch. The third has a man getting blown by a naked woman. "I choose this room!" the man says. "Very well," the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder. "You can go now," he tells her. "I've found your replacement."

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I'd suggest you listen to folks like Wild Thing or Peter here. Lots of good info. Plenty of others I could suggest; you're among friends

you never disappoint Dober

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A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day.""Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender."Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks."Yes," she purrs. "I am.""Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!" This girl walks into a chemist's shop and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic. He says, "What do you want with arsenic?" She said "I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman." The pharmacist says, "I can't sell you arsenic so you can kill your husband, lady, even if he is having sex with another woman." So, she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist says "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription."

inch by inch Peter

that first is one, hot, young thing

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