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One man, who was married to an identical twin was asked, “How can you tell them apart?” His answer was great. He said, “Cup her on her ass and give a gentle squeeze. If she screams, she’s your wife. If she smiles, it’s your sister-in-law.” Doctor: "Madame, I'd like to give you a thorough examination. Please take off all your clothes."Patient: "But doctor, I only stopped by for the blood test results. Dr. Johnson found me in perfect condition just yesterday."Doctor: "So he told me... so he told me."

Here we go ( 3 vids) 1660942023_FirstHeSpankedHerandThen...Creampie.mp4 1937236765_interracialbreeding.mp4 Girls' Beach Run.mp4

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Too much for one post and I'm gonna start this one with stuff for Wild Thing. Been a while baby. Page 1 of 2

A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. It's a hooker. He'd never been with a hooker before. "Twenty bucks," she says. He decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden, a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly. Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know" "Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face! Mother Superior heard one say to the other, "I think she got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning."This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue.A little further down the hall, Mother Superior passed two of the Sisters who had been teaching at the convent for several years.She greeted them with, "Good morning Sister Martha, Sister Jessica, may God give you wisdom for our students today.""Good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you, and may God be with you."But again, after passing, Mother Superior overheard, "She got out of the wrong side of bed today."Baffled, she started to wonder if she had spoken harshly, or with an irritated look on her face. She vowed to be more pleasant.Looking down the hall, Mother Superior saw retired Sister Mary approaching, step by step, with her walker.As Sister Mary was rather deaf, Mother Superior had plenty of time to arrange a pleasant smile on her face, before greeting Sister Mary."Good morning, Sister Mary. I'm so happy to see you up and about. I pray God watches over you today, and grants you a wonderful day.""Ah, Good morning, Mother Superior, and thank you. I see you got up on the wrong side of bed this morning."Mother Superior was floored!"Sister Mary, what have I done wrong? I have tried to be pleasant, but three times already today, people have said that about me."Sister Mary stopped her walker, and looked Mother Superior in the face."Oh, don't take it personal, Mother Superior. It's just that you're wearing Father Murphy's slippers." My Birthday That morning, I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, Happy Birthday, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ‘Happy Birthday’. I thought…. ‘…..well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids…. they will remember.’ My kids came bouncing downstairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word. So, when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat dejected. As I walked into my office, my handsome boss, Rick, said, “Good morning, pretty lady, and by the way, Happy Birthday!” I felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o’clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, “It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go to lunch just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Rick, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!” We went to lunch, but we didn’t go where we normally went. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each, and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office Rick said, “It’s such a beautiful day; we don’t need to go straight back to the office, do we?” I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?” He said, “Let’s drop by my place, it’s just around the corner.” After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, “If you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok,” I nervously replied. He went into the bedroom and after a couple minutes he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my kids, my parents and dozens of my friends, and co-workers all singing Happy Birthday. And I just sat there on the couch…..totally naked! The local vicar is having a bath, and he's a little bored, so he decides to, 'pleasure' himself. He's quite happily tugging away, reaches the old moment of bliss, and opens his eyes only to see, at the window, the window cleaner, jaw agape at what he's just seen. A couple of minutes later, the doorbell rings - it's the window cleaner. The vicar is understandably embarrassed, and asks the man how much he owes him. "50 quid" comes the reply. "50 quid?!?" says the vicar, startled. "Yep, fifty quid, or I tell the whole parish about what I saw, you perv." So the vicar hands over the cash, and the cleaner gets on his way. The following week, the bishop's round for his supper and is having a wander round the vicar's house, admiring his lovely home. He says to the vicar, "Lovely clean windows you've got there, Vicar, who does them for you?" "Oh, a guy from the village does them for me, he does a great job," replies the vicar. "Oh, yeah. How much does he charge you, then?" "Well," replies the vicar, "fifty quid, actually" "Fifty quid? Blimey!" says the bishop. "He must have seen you coming."

lol, I'm more of a Jenna Haze guy.

Now what did I tell you about Monday?? (2 vids) 663442853_Abigblackcockforherbirthday.mp4 Magnificent Falcon.mp4

A 54-year-old accountant, Alex, leaves a letter for his wife, Judy, one Friday evening that read: "Dear Judy: I am 54, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18-year old secretary, Melissa." When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him at the front desk that read as follows: "Dear Alex: I, too, am 54, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18-year old boy toy. You, being an accountant, will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."

check previous posts on this string. have put up a lot of Simsons

gettin my Sunday rest (2 vids) 2024916985_CuckoldArchiveMILFwith2BBCbulls.mp4 1359660332_Blowjobbybabewithamazingtits.mp4

the way things are going with her I highly doubt it will be a white guy Peter. A bit of some for the boot lovers here

Two girls were discussing their heavy smoking habits. "I get such a yen for a cigarette," said one, "that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck strongly." "That's all very well for you," huffed her friend. "What do you mean?" she asked. "Well, I don't happen to live in a house that's right on the beach!" Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car, and he sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly, "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..." Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So, Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He excitedly describes the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army." An Amish woman and her were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up." So, the did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up." The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the . He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The next day, the is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!"

Saturday (3 vids) HUGE Climax.mp4 Outdoor painting.mp4 milk.mp4

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring the Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash, and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

yeah, yeah. but that's not old. these dames in the pics are 70 or 80 now. Becky is a hot young 45