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    Awesome memory, 'eh Sean? Enjoy these buddy
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    have noticed in many hotwives that it is an ego boost. reminds them how desirable they still are
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    hot memories Peter. and quite vivid still, I imagine
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    You're gonna want to keep the sound on. Trust me, you'll dig 'em. (3 vids) As always, if it shows as a link, don't click. Have no idea why some aren't posting and I get no response from Admin 549875585_CuckWatchingWaitingForCleanup.mp4 1432770369_Cuckold-Creampie.mp4 126893630_enjoyingabigone.wmv
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    The last time I checked into a New York hotel, I opened the door to my room, and found a pair of beautiful twenty-one-year-old naked twins stretched out on the bed. "Surprise," the twins say in unison," we're a gift from your friend, Dave." "Young ladies," I said, "I am one of the most respected men in my field. I have been married for twenty years. I have a wonderful family that I love very much. I have never been touched by a word of scandal; my good name is above reproach." After taking a breath, he continued, "I am sorry, but one of you will have to leave!" A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The Laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "Oh, no it's just mustard this time." A beautiful young lady about 21 went to a doctor and asked for a check-up.The doctor claimed that he had to use a thermometer for the check-up.So the doctor asked her, "Where shall I put the thermometer?"The girl replied, "...uh ...not in my mouth, Doc. I might swallow it.""Okay...let's try your armpit." the doctor suggested."Well, it might tickle me, Doc. How about my butt?" the girl queried."Okay then," so he put the thing in the girl’s butt.Later, the girl [while giggling] exclaimed, "that's not my butt, Doc!"The doctor replied, "That's okay dear... it's not the thermometer, either."
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    so glad u dug it Sean
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    with 2 you get egg roll. (6 vids) {tried one more time with "wifey gets destroyed," don't blame me, admin doesn't respond 1474247169_wifewithbbc.HubbyfilmsCreampie.mp4 @zzzzzzzzzzzzzz (1).mp4 double loads.mp4 457036004_husbandenjoyhiswifefucking2(cuckold).mp4 439623417_MagicianUrsulaMartinez.wmv 1309975304_WifeyGetsDestroyedbyMassiveBBCHugeCumshot.mp4
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    sweet Peter
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    Three women were returning to their village when they spotted a man, obviously very inebriated, walking ahead of them. As they watched him stumbling, he fell face down into a mud puddle.When they walked up to him, one woman turned him over to see if she recognized him.However, his face was so covered with mud that she bent over and unzipped his pants. Inspecting his ‘junk”, she remarked, "Well, he's not my husband."The second woman peering over her shoulder agreed, "Your right, he's not your husband."The third woman, somewhat older than the other two, bent over to look and said, "He's not even from our village." An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?" "The good news is that I have another arm to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I can go ahead with the transplant." "Go for it, doc," says the man. "As long as I can play golf again." The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf-course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great," says the golfer. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch, and my putting has really improved." "That's great," said the surgeon. "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes, and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolors." "That's unbelievable!" said the surgeon. "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?" "Well, just two, said the golfer, "I have trouble parallel parking: and, every time I get an erection, I also get a headache. A young stud undergoing his first testosterone attack picks up a young lady, and after a while drives to a secluded place a mile from the nearest phone.After some preliminaries he says "Put out or walk."The gal says "well, put that way, I'll walk." She gets out of the car and walks back to town.The next evening the same young stud picks up the same pretty young gal, and ends up with the same proposition only this time three miles from town.Same results. She says "I'll walk." And she does.The following evening same scenario except the young man drives five miles from town and it is raining.She doesn't even hesitate. She removes her clothing, his clothing, and proceeds to give him the wildest night of sex he could wish for.Later he asks her why she refused him the last two nights when obviously she was not new to the sex game.She answered. "I kind of like you. I was willing to walk one mile. I was willing to walk three miles. But I'll be damned if I'll walk five miles in the rain to keep you from catching gonorrhea." Once at the time of the world war, the soldiers were looting all villages, of food, wine, and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had an 80-year-old grandmother. So, the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us some food!" they demanded. The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread." "War is War, bring us the food!" So he gives his last morsel of food. "Bring us some wine!" "But I doubt if there is any in the house, you know how things are these days!" "War is War, bring us the wine!" So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them. "Now, bring us a woman!" He said, "But everyone has left the village. The only female here is my 80-year-old grandmother!" "War is War, bring her to us!" The old woman is brought and she's so frail and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say, "We’ll let you off this time.'" Granny says, "The hell you will. War is War!"
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    alright, let's see what we got
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    Back with a vengeance. Keep the sound on. (8 vids) Tight.mp4 happy6-17.mp4 War paint.mp4 ebblow.mp4 mrnblowgsf.mp4 rerwards.mp4 971208105_BBCmountsyourtrophyblondewifestightwhitebutt!-Creampie.mp4 1984295271_WifeyGetsDestroyedbyMassiveBBCHugeCumshot.mp4
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    On the first night of their honeymoon, the very naive virgin bride slipped into a sexy, but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent." "Why, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard," she exclaimed. Close to tears, she added, "To whom, and for how long?" Young Tim has just finished high school and, not being too bright, he wants to get a job at a local mechanic's workshop in Christchurch. Tim spies this advert for a job in a Motor Spares Shop and hurries over. Unfortunately, when he steps in there are already 2 guys there before him. Tim with tears in his eyes explains to the manager that he really needs the job. Manager looks at him and says, "You know what Tim, I'd really like to give you this job. But see, these two guys are here before you. You're going to have be really something special to get this job you know!" Tim thinks now, mmmm, and then he says, "well boss, there is one thing - if you take a spark plug and stick it into my arse - I can tell you what type of spark plug it is." The manager goes "Wow .. that's something - lets test you out!" So Tim turns around and drops his pants. The boss takes a Bosch spark plug and shoves it into Tim's arse. Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeee ..... Bosch!!" The boss, goes .. "Wow, that's really something - but lets test you out again!" He takes a NGK spark plug and shoves it into Tim's arse. Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeee ..... NGK !!". The boss, goes .. "Wow, you're really good .. but, one more time - I need to be sure. " Boss thinks now, lets catch this guy out! He unzips his pants, takes out his penis and sticks it into Tim's arse. Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeeee .... Champion!!!"
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    Nice stuff Divers, thanks for picking up the slack
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    going to be gone for a bit; enjoy (some boots in there for the boot lovers)
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    going to be gone for a little while; enjoy A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society.After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through the more unsavory areas of the city on the way to the reception."William, what are those women doing leaning against lampposts?""Oh, those are just tarts who hire their bodies out for sex at fifty dollars a time.""Wow, fifty dollars!" exclaimed the bride, "the monks only used to give us an apple..." A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams.Afterwards, the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news."The good news," he explained, "is that your fiancée has an particular strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard of once before."The guy paled."If that's the good news, then what the hell is the bad news?""Well," the doctor elaborated, "the bad news is that I heard about this nasty strain just last week from my dog's vet." Bill's friend, Harry, went into a nightclub, and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, so he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, Harry said, "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?" The flattered girl told him it was Channel #5. Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?" Honest Harry replied: "Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it."
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    going to be taking at least a day off. enjoy (3 vids) sound on 1092645253_Firstbbccock-withcuckboi.mp4 155415920_Vintage-Hedoeshismistressandwife(1940).mpg 1255193388_CuckoldletsaBlackGuyFuckhisWife.mp4
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    Kelly from Arkansas is going on her first overseas trip. She drives all the way into Little Rock to apply for a passport. In the passport office, the government official sees that she is visibly puzzled filling her passport application.The passport official looks over her shoulder and sees that Keli is trying to write 'twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'.The official explains, "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."After some deliberation, Kelly said, "I think I prefer males." A woman goes into a dentist's office. After he is through examining her, he says, "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman replies, "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful! I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair." Q: How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
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    Peter, she is there. Just add a little wine, a little music.
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