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  1. glad u guys dug it; my pleasure
  2. Let's see what we have ( 7 vids) 1254772736_MatureBlondLovesBBC3.mp4 692004205_Hubbyloveswatchinghisslutwife.mp4 1124957815_3HoleBBCGangbang.mp4 A pickle in your pocket.mp4 amazing really.mpg Big black dick cumming.wmv bringing something home.mp4
  3. Nice job Hannah; thanks for sharing
  4. secondjag

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    Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the Ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.'' What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A Dry Martinez! A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet. ''What the hell are you doing?!'' the man asks. ''I'm riding a bus,'' his cousin replies. ''That's a stupid thing to say!'' ''That's a stupid thing to ask!'' How do you say 69 in Chinese? Two can choo. A man dies and goes to Hell. The Devil greets him and says, "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll go to Heaven and you'll take over until somebody switches with you. So, go on, pick a room." The Devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped. The second room has someone being burned by a torch. The third has a man getting blown by a naked woman. "I choose this room!" the man says. "Very well," the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder. "You can go now," he tells her. "I've found your replacement."
  5. Keep the sound on 1272393072_MatureBlondLovesBBC.mp4
  6. I'd suggest you listen to folks like Wild Thing or Peter here. Lots of good info. Plenty of others I could suggest; you're among friends
  7. something to wet your appetite - on topic 1679533458_BullUsesWhiteWifeCreampie.mp4
  8. secondjag

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    A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day.""Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender."Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks."Yes," she purrs. "I am.""Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!" This girl walks into a chemist's shop and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic. He says, "What do you want with arsenic?" She said "I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman." The pharmacist says, "I can't sell you arsenic so you can kill your husband, lady, even if he is having sex with another woman." So, she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist says "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
  9. that first is one, hot, young thing
  10. Hotwife Lori 631458340_TuesdayNightBBC.mp4
  11. secondjag

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    One man, who was married to an identical twin was asked, “How can you tell them apart?” His answer was great. He said, “Cup her on her ass and give a gentle squeeze. If she screams, she’s your wife. If she smiles, it’s your sister-in-law.” Doctor: "Madame, I'd like to give you a thorough examination. Please take off all your clothes."Patient: "But doctor, I only stopped by for the blood test results. Dr. Johnson found me in perfect condition just yesterday."Doctor: "So he told me... so he told me."
  12. Here we go ( 3 vids) 1660942023_FirstHeSpankedHerandThen...Creampie.mp4 1937236765_interracialbreeding.mp4 Girls' Beach Run.mp4
  13. secondjag

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    A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. It's a hooker. He'd never been with a hooker before. "Twenty bucks," she says. He decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden, a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly. Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know" "Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face! Mother Superior heard one say to the other, "I think she got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning."This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue.A little further down the hall, Mother Superior passed two of the Sisters who had been teaching at the convent for several years.She greeted them with, "Good morning Sister Martha, Sister Jessica, may God give you wisdom for our students today.""Good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you, and may God be with you."But again, after passing, Mother Superior overheard, "She got out of the wrong side of bed today."Baffled, she started to wonder if she had spoken harshly, or with an irritated look on her face. She vowed to be more pleasant.Looking down the hall, Mother Superior saw retired Sister Mary approaching, step by step, with her walker.As Sister Mary was rather deaf, Mother Superior had plenty of time to arrange a pleasant smile on her face, before greeting Sister Mary."Good morning, Sister Mary. I'm so happy to see you up and about. I pray God watches over you today, and grants you a wonderful day.""Ah, Good morning, Mother Superior, and thank you. I see you got up on the wrong side of bed this morning."Mother Superior was floored!"Sister Mary, what have I done wrong? I have tried to be pleasant, but three times already today, people have said that about me."Sister Mary stopped her walker, and looked Mother Superior in the face."Oh, don't take it personal, Mother Superior. It's just that you're wearing Father Murphy's slippers." My Birthday That morning, I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, Happy Birthday, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ‘Happy Birthday’. I thought…. ‘…..well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids…. they will remember.’ My kids came bouncing downstairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word. So, when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat dejected. As I walked into my office, my handsome boss, Rick, said, “Good morning, pretty lady, and by the way, Happy Birthday!” I felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o’clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, “It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go to lunch just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Rick, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!” We went to lunch, but we didn’t go where we normally went. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each, and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office Rick said, “It’s such a beautiful day; we don’t need to go straight back to the office, do we?” I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?” He said, “Let’s drop by my place, it’s just around the corner.” After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, “If you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok,” I nervously replied. He went into the bedroom and after a couple minutes he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my kids, my parents and dozens of my friends, and co-workers all singing Happy Birthday. And I just sat there on the couch…..totally naked! The local vicar is having a bath, and he's a little bored, so he decides to, 'pleasure' himself. He's quite happily tugging away, reaches the old moment of bliss, and opens his eyes only to see, at the window, the window cleaner, jaw agape at what he's just seen. A couple of minutes later, the doorbell rings - it's the window cleaner. The vicar is understandably embarrassed, and asks the man how much he owes him. "50 quid" comes the reply. "50 quid?!?" says the vicar, startled. "Yep, fifty quid, or I tell the whole parish about what I saw, you perv." So the vicar hands over the cash, and the cleaner gets on his way. The following week, the bishop's round for his supper and is having a wander round the vicar's house, admiring his lovely home. He says to the vicar, "Lovely clean windows you've got there, Vicar, who does them for you?" "Oh, a guy from the village does them for me, he does a great job," replies the vicar. "Oh, yeah. How much does he charge you, then?" "Well," replies the vicar, "fifty quid, actually" "Fifty quid? Blimey!" says the bishop. "He must have seen you coming."
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