secondjag

3 hours ago, cucksean said:

As usual...so hot Jag thanks!!

lol, as usual, you are most welcome Sean.  I notice the ass hat is back and my ire is up.

A man and his wife had a terrible argument after breakfast. 

He ended by shouting, “You’re no good in bed, either!”

He then stormed off to work.

By mid-morning, he decided he needed to apologize and make amends, so he called her on the telephone.

It took her a very long time to answer. When she finally answered breathlessly, he asked her what took so long.

She said, “I was in bed.”

“What were you doing in bed for so long?”
“I was getting a second opinion.”

A man and his wife had a terrible argument after breakfast. 

He ended by shouting, “You’re no good in bed, either!”

He then stormed off to work.

By mid-morning, he decided he needed to apologize and make amends, so he called her on the telephone.

It took her a very long time to answer. When she finally answered breathlessly, he asked her what took so long.

She said, “I was in bed.”

“What were you doing in bed for so long?”
“I was getting a second opinion.”

A Swiss scientist has invented a new bra. It offers more support which will prevent a woman's breasts from bouncing around, and will keep her nipples hidden; even in cold temperatures. After announcing his invention, the scientist was taken outside where a large group of men beat the crap out of him.

 

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbucks one day discussing who had the superior culture.

 

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That may be true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"

 

 

One nice creampie in here  (4 vids)

 

Fuck this house.  I mean it, fuck this house. Jackpot!   enjoy your weekend (18 vids)

 

 

Maurice comes home one day to find his wife, Hannah, an English teacher, in bed with his best friend. "Darling," Maurice cries, "how could you? After all the years we've been together, I come home from work to find you like this. I am surprised!" "No, no, my dear," says Hannah, "you are amazed. I am surprised."

There was a young girl in Berlin
Who eeked out a living through sin.
She didn't mind fucking,
But much preferred sucking,
And she'd wipe off the pricks on her chin.

 

Two elderly ladies, Connie and Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!"
"You're on!" said Evelyn, holding up a $10 bill.
So Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes, and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling Connie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
"What happened?" asked Evelyn
"I won $500 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in.
She was shocked to see her -in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the -in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the -in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said.

 

Nicely done Dobe

Peter, just my opinion, you have got to figure out a way to privately get in touch with this young guy. Let him know what you desire and between you reinforcing your support to her and his turning up the heat, you'll soon realize your ambition.  Oh, and fuck this place!!!

7 minutes ago, Peter C said:

I think you could be right, him being a lot younger perhaps making him more up-front about what he wants. I see it as a good sign. I don't think she's questioning herself as such, more wondering whether if she were to let things go further, would I, her "white hubby", really be okay with it like I've told her I would. I certainly don't think him being a year younger than her own son would be an issue. I'm sure she'd be horny enough and flattered enough to have sex with him if she was sure I was okay with them doing it.

I'm seeing Becky later. I'll probe a little, ask her if he's "cheekier" than the others, see if she'll tell me how far the flirting has gone.

You know it's one thing when the sexy words get you excited. It's quite another to see the object of your desire.

 

1 minute ago, Peter C said:

I think you could be right, him being a lot younger perhaps making him more up-front about what he wants. I see it as a good sign. I don't think she's questioning herself as such, more wondering whether if she were to let things go further, would I, her "white hubby", really be okay with it like I've told her I would. I certainly don't think him being a year younger than her own son would be an issue. I'm sure she'd be horny enough and flattered enough to have sex with him if she was sure I was okay with them doing it.

I'm seeing Becky later. I'll probe a little, ask her if he's "cheekier" than the others, see if she'll tell me how far the flirting has gone.

Agree age isn't the issue. When I said "questioning" I was referring to her surprise at how it turned her on. Maybe scared her a bit.

fuckin place is screwing with me AGAIN.  UNBELIEVEABLE

41 minutes ago, Gunner3.5 said:

well done Gunner, well done

 

 

Stella, Stellaaaa.  ( 6)

 

8 hours ago, Peter C said:

Sadly no Jag, Becky's been rather quiet about things this past week. I definitely saw a change in her once she'd told me about the 25 year old black guy she'd started talking to. A bit of a double whammy I think. Not only does Becky like chatting online to these black men, but she enjoys seeing how much I like it too and with this new one being 20 years younger than her, I've told how shocked I am that she's got herself a black toyboy and how naughty she is "going out" with a black lad younger than her son.

Not only does she lap all that up, but she's clearly very flattered by all the attention he's been paying her. That can only be good for her ego and her self-confidence and she seems happier than I've seen her for a long time, smiling more, a spring in her step and hugging and kissing me more than usual, almost as a "thank you for letting me do this".

All last week was all about him, Becky's other 6 black "boyfriends" barely getting a look in. She's finally told me his name and where he's from and told me he's the best one yet. When she texted me a few nights ago saying I was "going to be the last white man she goes with", I shot my load involuntarily.

Makes me think he may have tried to go a bit further with her Peter. Maybe a dick pic and she is shocked how much she liked it.  And now she is questioning herself??  Don't know, but perhaps it's a good sign.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Englishman says: " I was cleaning my 's room the other day, and I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes!
The Scotsman says: "That's nothing. I was cleaning my 's room the other days when I found a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank!"
With that the Irishman says: "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my 's room the other day when I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a willy!"

 

When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the Army.

At the induction physical, the Army doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room.
"What chart?" the young man asked.
"The one on the wall!" the doctor said.
"What wall?"
Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, the doctor asked his beautiful nurse to walk in naked.
"What do you see now?"
"Nothing."
"Well, you may not see anything," the doctor said," but your indicator is pointing toward Ft. Leonardwood! Welcome to the Army, son."

 

 

I spoil you; I really do   ( 8 vids)

 

 

 

anybody like tits?  how 'bout wedding rings?  boots?  trust me there are some pics, even creampie, you simply must click on for best view.  enjoy (sorry, there may be some in here from previous post)

 

 

19 hours ago, Peter C said:

You and Becky wouldn't have to force me...

aww, thanks Peter.  any progress?

7 hours ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Looks like they were taught well jag very well

thanks Gunner, we aim to please  😈

Night time; 'cause it's the right time...  (10 vids) 

 

 

A female truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper.
The patrolman told her to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in her mouth as she stepped out of the cab.
Figuring that the driver was putting away her pep pills, the patrolman asked "Did I just see you swallow something?"
"Yep, that was my birth control pill," said the driver.
"Birth control pill?" asked the patrolman.
"Yep, when I saw your flashing light, I knew I was gonna get fucked."

A typical family of hillbillies, Paw, Maw, Jethro, and little Sally.
One day, Jethro asked, "Paw, what is Sex?"
Paw says, "Since you are a big boy, I will show you."
Paw hollers, "Maw get yourself in here!" Paw then says, "Maw, take your clothes off and get on the bed. Now spread your legs."
Paw says, "Jethro see that thar little hole? Now watch this!"
In the midst of Paw's demonstration Little Sally comes in and exclaims, "What is going on? "
Jethro answers, "Paw is teaching me about sex."
Little Sally asks, "What is Sex?"
Jethro replies, "See that little hole on Paw? Now watch this!"

 

6 minutes ago, Gunner3.5 said:

O so nice Gunner.

hmm, how 'bout these? lol, some cuckolds have to be forced to eat dinner

 

Man, this fuckin place.  On a Tuesday it starts eating my numbers.  WTF?

6 hours ago, cucksean said:

Love armature home made vids!!!thanks jag!!

Thanks Sean, I dig the ams as well.  lol, except some of the hub camera work is soooooo bad.

Try these on for size.  ( 7vids)

 

a man's got to know his limitations... (4 vids)

 

Three Old Ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the greengrocers and demonstrated with her hands. the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny
The second old lady nodded, adding that the onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, she demonstrated the size of the two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying. But I can remember the guy you are talking about."

There was nothing to do on this Thursday night, so the two co-eds were just hanging around the apartment.
Brenda, who was dressed in only a in bra and panties, was jiggling back and forth around their place doing some chores.
Abby, who was sitting on the bed, decided this was the night that she would reveal her secret to her roommate.
"Take a break," Abby said to her friend. "Come over here and sit down."
As soon as Brenda sat on the bed, Abby leaned over and kissed her full on the lips.
"I've always wanted to tell you something," Abby said. "It's kinda hard to say this... Well, let me be frank."
Brenda leaned toward her friend and said in a sexually husky voice, "No darling... Let me be Frank."