secondjag

Motherfucker!! I'm gonna lose it.  Again taking numbers away and adding to non posting Asshat!  This shit drives me crazy.

Ok, evidently just to make this shit hole work,  a bonanza!  Too many for one post.  Post 4 of 5.  (10 vids)  Sound on, enjoy 'em and fuck the powers that be.

 

Motherfucker!! I'm gonna lose it.  Again taking numbers away and adding to non posting Asshat!  This shit drives me crazy.

Ok, evidently just to make this shit hole work,  a bonanza!  Too many for one post.  Post 3of 5.  (10 vids)  Sound on, enjoy 'em and fuck the powers that be.

 

Motherfucker!! I'm gonna lose it.  Again taking numbers away and adding to non posting Asshat!  This shit drives me crazy.

Ok, evidently just to make this shit hole work,  a bonanza!  Too many for one post.  Post 2 of 5.  (10 vids)  Sound on, enjoy 'em and fuck the powers that be.

 

Motherfucker!! I'm gonna lose it.  Again taking numbers away and adding to non posting Asshat!  This shit drives me crazy.

Ok, evidently just to make this shit hole work,  a bonanza!  Too many for one post.  Post 1 of 5.  (10 vids)  Sound on, enjoy 'em and fuck the powers that be.

 

A guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious looking dish.

He was even considering trying to establish a relationship instead of just a one-night stand. But he couldn't help but wonder why she wasn't already in one.
"I can't help feeling that we've met before," he said.
"Yeah, I know," sighed the girl stretching. "It happens to me a lot. I think they call this 'deja screw.'"

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I've got a permanent erection. It was fun at first, but now it throbs. It's painful. You gotta help me."
The guy pulls down his pants and he's got a huge erection.

The doctor takes two fingers, and smacks the guy's pecker. An ugly bug jumps off, and his pecker goes limp.
The guy says, "Gee, Doc, that's great. What do I owe you?"
The doctor says, "If you help me find that bug, you don't owe me anything."

 

1 hour ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Great post Gunner.

17 minutes ago, Peter C said:

I always enjoy those dressed, then undressed photographs, but 3 on Jag's post particularly caught my eye this morning. This very attractive blonde is gorgeous, as is this dark-haired beauty. Completing my top 3 today is this more mature blonde lady. Older, but absolutely stunning with a great body.

so glad you dig these Peter.  I always question if I should put them up.  Would be easy to imagine Becky doing one  of these and soon!!!

15 hours ago, cucksean said:

Jag you are utterly amazing...thank you for all the work!

aww shucks Sean... (20 vids)  just some stuff here.  Make sure you have the sound on for "Skinny wife fucked hard, and Cum in my pussy."

 

 

some good wedding rings, boot lovers, and other oddities

 

A redneck took his 14-yr old to the Gynecologist.
They waited in the Doctor's office until the Doctor finally came in.  He asked the father:  "Well, what are we here for today"?
The father answered: "to get my on birth control, Doc."
"Well, is your sexually active?" asked the Doctor.
"No", answered the redneck, "she just lays there, like her mother."

 

A Man shouts to his wife, “Come here and look at my clock.” She walks in to find him naked with a hard on. She says, “That's not a clock.” He says. “Tt will be when you put two hands and a face on it.”

A man walks into a brothel and approaches a beautiful Oriental courtesan. "Is it true Asian women's vaginas are slit sideways?" he asks. "Why?" she responds. "Are you a harmonica player?"

On the first day of the school term the shop teacher was surprised to see a rather proper-looking young lady sitting in the front row of his classroom.

Her name was Emily, and she was the only girl to sign up for the woodwork class.
The bemused teacher asked her if she was sure she was in the right class. Emily assured him that she was.
The teacher, still somewhat puzzled, added, "This course may be a bit out of your league. Do you have any experience at all working with tools?"
"What exactly do you mean?" Emily asked.
"Well, for example, do you know the difference between a nail, a screw and a bolt?" the teacher expounded.
After pondering for a moment, Emily admitted, "I can't really say, since I've never been 'bolted' before."

A fellow is feeling a little frisky, but true to his wife, he goes home.
He finds her sound asleep in the bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She starts to choke, but recovers and asks, "What did you put in my mouth?"
He says, "Two aspirin."
She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says, "That's all I wanted to hear..."

A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton.
The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting.
The customer picks up the glass, smells the wine, and puts it down on the table with a thud.
"This is not the 1928 Mouton."
The waiter assures him it is, and soon there are another twenty people surrounding the table, including the chef and the manager trying to convince the man that the wine is the 1928 Mouton.
Finally someone asks him how he knows that it is not the 1928 Mouton.
"My name is Phillipe de Rothschild, and I make the wine."
Finally, the original waiter steps forward and admits that he poured the Clerc Milon 1928.
"I could not bear to part with our last bottle of 1928 Mouton.  You know Clerc Milon, it is in the same village as Mouton, you pick the grapes at the same time, the same cepage, you crush in the same way, you put them into similar barrels. You bottle at the same time, you even use eggs from the same chickens to fine them. The wines are the same, except for a small matter of geographic location."
Rothschild beckons the waiter forward, and whispers to him, "When you return home tonight, ask your girlfriend to remove her underwear.
Put one finger in one opening, another finger in the other, then smell both the fingers.
You will understand what difference a small distance in geographic location makes."

 

5 hours ago, Dober said:

I drop to my knees Jag

 

3 hours ago, cucksean said:

Jag the second pic is so beautiful!  Thank you!  I hope to get to suck a superior bbc.

 

3 hours ago, Peter C said:

With both secongjag and Gunner3.5 both saying how much they not only like my Becky's tits, but also that cheeky little tongue of hers, I thought this was her putting it to good use at first glance.

Thanks, you brothers are the best

 

Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.

Ok, Major jackpot!  Far too many for one post, hope you'll dig 'em all.  Better get the tissues out.  Sound on, (18 vids)

Whew! Damn, a lot of work to put all this stuff up!

Post 5 of 5

 

Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.

Ok, Major jackpot!  Far too many for one post, hope you'll dig 'em all.  Better get the tissues out.  Sound on, (10 vids)

Whew! Damn, a lot of work to put all this stuff up!

Post 4 of 5

 

Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.

Ok, Major jackpot!  Far too many for one post, hope you'll dig 'em all.  Better get the tissues out.  Sound on, (10 vids)

Whew! Damn, a lot of work to put all this stuff up!

Post 3 of 5

 

Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.

Ok, Major jackpot!  Far too many for one post, hope you'll dig 'em all.  Better get the tissues out.  Sound on, (10 vids)

Whew! Damn, a lot of work to put all this stuff up!

Post 2 of 5

 

 

Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.

Ok, Major jackpot!  Far too many for one post, hope you'll dig 'em all.  Better get the tissues out.  Sound on, (10 vids)

Whew! Damn, a lot of work to put all this stuff up!

Post 1 of 5

 

 

1 hour ago, gloriafrenchsissy said:

never, ever forget about those big mighty balls that need to be licked!

You're a good gurl G. and so right.  Love that.  Here's a little treat for you .  I know you wear just as nice

 

 

45 minutes ago, Dober said:

I want that Honey 23rd pic up from the bottom. Those cum glazed tits are made to be licked and licked slowly and with love.

Glad u dug it Dobe; how 'bout these?

 

1 hour ago, cucksean said:

BnW are so hauntingly beautiful thanks Jag!

Yeah, kool, right?

god damn, Johnny the Wad.  Who's gonna clean those titties?

 

 

 

Something a bit different to start the day

 

8 hours ago, Peter C said:

I always enjoy seeing the dressed, then undressed photos, especially when the woman looks so prim and proper with her clothes on that you'd never expect her to pose nude.

Here's Becky's version. I was quite shocked when she agreed to get her tits out.

She looks lovely Peter,  my kind of tits

51 minutes ago, cucksean said:

That's hot Jag!

glad u dug it Sean

Sam Spade: All we've got is that maybe you love me and maybe I love you.

Brigid O'Shaughnessy: You know whether you love me or not.

Sam Spade: Maybe I do. I'll have some rotten nights after I've sent you over, but that'll pass.  ( 8 vids)  Sound on

 

Something a bit different

 

 

 I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you.   (6 vids)  Sound on