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you know, with all the great real stories shared by you guys it is remarkable to me that the lurkers, wannabees don't comment/ask you guys questions. blows my fuckin mind because they constantly find time to send me private emails begging for my dick or to fuck their wives. each one of you is uniquely different, each story worth pursuing for more detail. I seriously don't get these cunts.
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1 hour ago, Dirtyfun1 said:
very nice of you to say so Dirty. glad u dug it. is that her in last pic? hot as fuck
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I'm tired (10 vids)
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1 hour ago, Peter C said:
If I didn't know better, I'd think that young black guy had already fucked Becky. I picked her up from her mum's and she was happier than I've seen her for a long time, all smiles and kissing and hugging me more than usual. That he's younger than her own son seems to have really boosted her ego and at the same time made her feel even naughtier than before. She calls herself a "bad wifey" for clubbing online and flirting with black men whilst I'm at work, but I told her I'm just as bad for encouraging her to do it and approving of her having black "boyfriends". "Yes", she replied, "We're both bad."
what do your think Peter? was she fucked?
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A sweet, beautiful young would-be starlet comes to Hollywood to seek her fortune.
At her first power cocktail party she goes to the host and asks him: "Who's the most powerful man in the room?"
"That would be Bob, over there by the caviar," he says.
The young woman walks over to Bob and says, "Excuse me, Bob, would you mind stepping back behind this column? I'd like to talk to you."
Bob and the girl step behind the column and she says, "Bob... I'm gonna unzip your fly, take out your cock, and give you the best blowjob you ever had...!"
Bob smiles slightly and says, "Well, okay. But.............. what's in it for me?"
A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.
"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut,
It seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might Be a hemophiliac?"
"Well," the doctor answered, "hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac.
Tell me, how much you lose when you have your period?"
After calculating for a moment the hooker replied,
"Oh, about seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess."Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 x 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
She acknowledged that she did understand.
So, the rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde. The man asks, "Tell me, lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."- 1
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2 minutes ago, Peter C said:
i promise if she sends him even a slightly provocative pic he'll be sending her his D to think about
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2 minutes ago, secondjag said:
his hormones must be raging and trust me, all he wants is that pussy. and he wants it soon
let's hope he's smart enough to get her hot with some pics soon. she may not admit it,but when she's jilling off she be thinking about that D
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15 minutes ago, Peter C said:
Judging by that top she's wearing and by her own admission, all these black guys flirt with her and she flirts back.
I made her smile the other day when I suggested, "wouldn't it be funny if this young black guy was a friend of your son, but didn't realise you're his mum?"
careful, you din't want to scare or freak her out
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1 minute ago, Peter C said:
oh hell yeah Peter. way to go
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13 minutes ago, Hardyorkie said:
Great selectiin again.
Thanks for keeping me busy secondjag
My pleasure Hardy; glad u dug it
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1 hour ago, Gunner3.5 said:
Damn another night alone when I show her these. She'll be burning up the cell. Maybe I'll get lucky and she'll wait for the weekend.
Aww, you love it Gunner. Great pic btw,, thanks
51 minutes ago, Peter C said:Thank you Jag. Yes, I think Becky is indeed getting to the stage of needing it. She seems very taken by this 25 year old black guy she's been chatting to online for the past week or so - I haven't seen her so happy for a long time. Bear in mind he's a year younger than her son!
In a couple of texts the other night she told me that I'm "the best white hubby she could wish for" and that I'm "the last white man for her". I involuntarily shot my load when I read that!
Damn Peter, she's saying all the right things. Sweet pic
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2 minutes ago, Gunner3.5 said:
yeah Gunner, women didn't shave back then. you had to eat chicken with the feathers still on. ok man, here's a little something for your bride. Peter pay attention, for Becky as well; she NEEDS it. Wild Thing, you out there?
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I'm working a theme tonight - "close up sucking" (4 vids)
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But being as this is a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, you have to ask yourself one question. "Do I feel lucky?" "Well, do ya punk?" (7 vids)
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Sam had been a soldier at war for more than three years, during which he had been in many battles and won many decorations.
He was finally discharged from service and returned home to a wife and son whom he hadn't seen in almost four years.
As he was walking up the path to his house, his young son spotted him and yelled, "Mommy, Mommy, here comes Daddy, and he's got a purple heart on!"
To which the mother replied, "I don't give a damn what color it is! Let him in, and you go play at the Joneses' for a couple hours."This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms.
The druggist says, "How old are you, son?"
The kid replies, "Eleven."
"I can't sell you any condoms," the druggist says. "You're too young."
The kid says, "Gimme some rubbers or I'll call a cop."
"All right, cool it," the druggist says to the kid.
"What kind of condoms do you want?"
The kid tells him, "Gimme the French ticklers."
The druggist says, "Listen, kid. Do you know what one of those things will do to a woman?"
"No," the kid replies, "but I hear they make a sheep jump pretty high!"Joe met Suzi in a nightclub.
They enjoyed each other's company very much, and at the end of the evening Suzi invited Joe to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.
Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other.
After a short while, Suzi began tenderly stroking Joe's manhood.
Surprised but appreciative, Joe comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more?
Suzi replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine... "
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So, on this, the day of my daughters wedding, you come to me for a favor... (8 vids)
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nice Lucs, thanks for sharing.