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    you are most welcome Sean. glad u dug it
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    weekend update ( 6 vids) outside quickie.mp4 neighbors stopped by.mp4 htboobsxs.mp4 attention to the balls.mp4 big - savor it.webm mature bj.mp4
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    dig in
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    Did you hear about the transvestite at the Christmas party?He wanted to eat, drink, and be Mary. Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.'And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.''When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.''No problem,' he says. And in they go.Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.So he leans over and kisses Sandra.No one says a word.So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.Still, nobody says a word. So, he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.He looks at her mom…'She's got a great body,' he thinks.So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way right there on the dinner table. After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly beaming.But still, Total Silence.All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket…Suddenly the father shouted, 'I'll do the fucking dishes!
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    weekend plans?? ( 8 vids) 373182126_BustyMatureWifeMilksBBCDry.mp4 a pro at sucking cock.mp4 385528054_CUCK-hubbyisinperfectpositiontosatisfythewife.mp4 987399962_NymfomaneMom.mp4 titsde.mp4 beauty f form.mp4 It’s okay. He’s a doctor..wmv 2066549057_Stutteringorgasm.mp4
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    something wrong here. Wild Thing tells me she tried posting and it isn't showing. Admin?
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    alright buddy, for you. A very naïve British sailor is in a bar in London.He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties.He looks between her legs, and he says, "What's that?"She says, "It's me lower mouth."He says, "What do you mean, your 'lower mouth'?"She says, "Just what I said, it's me lower mouth. It's got a mustache...it's got lips..."He says, "Has it got a tongue in it?"She says, "Not always." A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says, REEBOK. "What's that for?" the lady questions. "Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me." Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE. 'What's that?' the lady questions again. "Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV." Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says, "AIDS. " The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!" The man replies: "No, no...!!! Calm down...!!! It will say ADIDAS in a minute." A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying."What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked.Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, "My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is my birthday. Nice gift, isn't it?"The waiter talked with her a few moments, and was able to get her to stop crying. He kept a close eye on her, and when she had finished her meal, he went into the kitchen, cut a large slice from the best cake on the menu, and stuck a candle in it. He lit the candle, and brought it to her table. She looked very happy, and he was glad. He said, "Make a wish and blow!"She closed her eyes, and made her wish. Then she came up to the waiter, got down on her knees, unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock, and started sucking on it. He had no idea why she was doing this, but she was really into it, sucking away, and playing with his balls. He knew that he should stop her-they didn't even know each others names-but hey, when you've got a hot blonde sucking on your cock, like you're really going to say, no don't suck it.He stood there, enjoying every moment, and when she made him cum, he exploded inside her mouth, and she swallowed every drop of his huge, hot load. She looked up at him with a smile, and said, "Did you like it?"He said, "Yes, of course, you suck cock great... but I'm just wondering why you suddenly started sucking my cock??"She looked confused. "Well, I was just doing what you told me to."Now he's confused. "What I told you to?"Smiling, she says, "Don't tell me you forgot already. You said, 'Make a wish and blow!'"
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    hmm, what's in my box tonight??? (4 vids) 1405287595_CuckoldCoupleInterracialCreampieCleanup.mp4 147453795_KissandCuck.mp4 994170691_AnotherBBCnocondom.mp4 349850402_CUCK-HubbypleasesBBC-.mp4
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    As a part of the “Show and Tell” segment of Language class, Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?" "I don't know," said Johnny, "but, this morning, my sister said she missed one. Then Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, the man next door shot himself, and Father Hibberd across the street took off for a mission in Africa. Steph was telling her boyfriend, Jeff, "According to archaeologists, for millions of years the Neanderthal man was not fully erect." And Jeff's reply was, that's pretty easy to understand considering how ugly the Neanderthal women were! Morris and Max, both 89 yrs. Old, meet every morning in the park. Morris shows up just as Max is finishing his 4-mile run. Morris asks him, "What's your secret? I have to sit after walking half a block!" Max says, "I eat dark rye bread three times a day, I feel great, I can run and am still dating lots of women." Morris stops at the bakery on the way home and says, "You have any dark rye bread?" The lady at the counter says, "Yes." Morris says "Give me four loaves." The lady says, "Four loaves?!? It'll get hard." Morris says, "Why does everyone know about this stuff but me!" A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, too." The shrink thought for a moment and said... "Everyone needs to live a full, satisfying life. Why don't you try nursing?" The girl thinks about this, then bares one of her large, beautiful breasts, points it at the shrink, and says... "Well go ahead, I'll give it a try!"
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    C'mon now. I confess, I only recognize the models
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    Carolyn was down at the Carolina shore this weekend and was walking along the water's edge, when she came upon a man with a rather large belly who was sun bathing on the beach. Feeling a bit down on the male population at the moment, Carolyn caustically remarked, "If that belly was on a woman, I bet you would probably say she was pregnant!" The man squinted up at her a little annoyed and replied, "It was, and she is!" A very avid golfer was lined up and ready on the 17th tee when out of the woods came a naked girl, who ran past him and into the woods on the other side of the tee. Being the avid golfer he was, he once again bore down on the ball. Right in the middle of his backswing, a guy in a white coat ran out of the woods and asked him if a naked lady ran past. Our golfer said "Yes, she ran into the woods." The guy in the white coat said thanks and ran after her. Our golfer again prepared to hit the ball when all of a sudden, another man in a white coat came out of the woods carrying a 5-gallon bucket of sand and asked if he had seen a man in a white coat come through here chasing a naked lady. He said, "Yes, they ran that way through the woods." The man said thanks and started to run off when the golfer stopped him and asked, "Hey, what's going on?" The guy explained, "You see we work at a sanitarium institution nearby and every now and then that girl gets away and all she wants to do is get naked and fuck." The golfer then asked, "Well what's the bucket of sand for?" The guy in the white coat said, "Oh, that's my handicap. You see, I caught her last time!" A typical family of hillbillies, Paw, Maw, Jethro and little Sally.One day, Jethro asked, "Paw, what is Sex?"Paw says, "Since you are a big boy, I will show you."Paw hollers, "Maw get yourself in here!" Paw then says, "Maw, take your clothes off and get on the bed. Now spread your legs."Paw says, "Jethro see that thar little hole? Now watch this!" and climbs on top, and begins having sex.In the midst of Paw's demonstration Little Sally comes in and exclaims, "What is going on? "Jethro answers, "Paw is teaching me about sex."Little Sally asks, "What is Sex?"Jethro replies, "See that little hole on Paw? Now watch this!" A female truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.The patrolman told her to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in her mouth as he stepped out of the cab.Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked "Did I just see you swallow something?""Yep, that was my birth control pill," said the driver."Birth control pill?" asked the patrolman."Yep, when I saw your flashing light, I knew I was gonna get fucked."
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    last time we played, Wild Thing pretty much shamed us
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    if she had one pressed against her belly, then she knows how deep inside her it's going to go. and I bet she thinks often about it, perhaps more than you know...
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    Once again, it's time to play, "Name the bike." Now I know many show brand - so you have to name the model. Watch out! The Super Vixen Wild Thing knows about this stuff. Bonus points for first responses. Oh, and hey perverts; you're supposed to look at the bikes, not the chicks.
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    Def, sound on. Some good stuff here. (4 vids) Hubby is cleaning.mp4 859652567_CuckJerkingAndHelpingBBCBullFuckWife.mp4 880419454_wifespreadsonlyforblacks.mp4 DK - bj black.mp4
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    so, while you were at work... (3 vids) 1472916144_CUCK-Heymanyourwifewasnotatworktoday.mp4 get it in.mp4 All white boy can do is jack.mp4
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    During the mating season a whale couple was trying to get a pregnancy started. They were interrupted by a whaling ship that tried to capture them. They resorted to running away and hiding behind a reef, but the whaling ship kept looking for them. The male whale got upset and said, "This is too much. We are going to retaliate. I have a plan", he told his mate. "Let's swim under the whaling ship and with our blow holes blow hard and make boat rock. When the sailors fall into the ocean, we can swim up and gobble them up? What do you think?" he asked. She looked a bit bored and said, "Well, I don't mind the blowing, but I won't swallow any seamen." A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.He turned to the astonished patrons and said, 'I'll make you a deal.I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside.Then the alligator will close his mouth for one minute.He will then open his mouth and I'll remove my genitals unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.'The crowd murmured their approval.The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth.The alligator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head.The alligator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer.'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'A hush fell over the crowd.After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar and a blonde woman timidly spoke up.'I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with a beer bottle.'
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    as always, my pleasure Sean. and nice to be appreciated.
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