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    Stunning woman Big. And yes, a warm welcome indeed
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    lol, that's a lot of responsibility Sean
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    scare her? or thrill her? both? hmm, show the pic to her and watch her reaction
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    anticipation must be killing you Peter or is it delicious?
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    long one, get comfortable. some for my Wild Thing to.
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    ok, maybe last post on the topic as the interest seems weak
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    more sound on perverts. and let me know ( 4 vids) 285596378_hubbyfilmswifegettingpumpedandcreampiefilledbybbc.mp4 Really is there really a choice here.mp4 895465348_Wife-BBCCreampie-ICleanUp.mp4 When you eat it just right.mp4
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    Nice to see one of "Pam" from "Archer" in here. Wish someone would do Lana.
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    A man is very ashamed of his pecker because of its size.He has an extremely small pecker and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size.One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he decides he will show her.The man unzips his pants, whips out his small pecker, and shoves it into her hand.He sits there impatiently waiting to see her reaction.His girlfriend says, "Thanks, but I don't smoke." A man is traveling through the desert when he comes upon an Indian lying on the ground stark naked with a hard-on sticking straight up in the air.He asks the Indian what he is doing, to which the Indian replies, "I am telling the time."The man tells the Indian that he does not believe it, so the Indian tells him that it is 1:00. The man looks at his watch and is amazed to find that it is exactly 1:00.He travels a bit longer until he comes upon another naked Indian lying on the ground with a hard-on sticking straight up.He asks this Indian what he is doing and he too replies that he is telling the time.He tells the Indian to prove it and the Indian tells him that it is 2:00. The man looks at his watch and once again is amazed that the time is correct.He continues his trek through the desert until he comes across an Indian lying naked in the sand, masturbating.He asks this Indian, "And what the hell are you doing?"The Indian replied, "I am winding my watch!" A man on a construction site thirty floors up had to go to the bathroom. He approached his foreman and told him that he was going down to use the restroom. The foreman told him he was crazy; by the time he got down and back up, he'd lose a half hour.The foreman pushed a plank out over the edge of the building. He stood on one end and told the guy to go out on the other end and pee. He said, "Damn, Chuck, we're thirty floors up! Piss'll turn to vapor before it hits the ground!"What could he do? It was his foreman, after all. So, the guy gingerly heads out on the plank.Suddenly the foreman's cell phone rang. Not even thinking, he jumped off the board to get it, sending the peeing man to his death!At the inquest, an electrician who was working on the twenty-seventh floor was asked what he'd witnessed regarding the accident."I'm not really sure. I think it had something to do with sex."The coroner said, "Sex? Why do you think that?he electrician replied, "I saw the man falling with his dick in his hand, screaming, "Where'd that cocksucker go?" A Delhi Mother was lucky enough to see that all her 3 Daughters got Married in the the same year. After the Marriage she called them and told them, "Don’t forget to text me your first Night experience and text it in a Code Language." So....... after a week, the 1st texted and it read as: "NESCAFE"* And the next Week the 2nd texted as: "WILLS"* The mother, being an intelligent woman, went to get a Nescafe Tin and she read the Label on which it was written: "Fantastic till the Last Drop" Then she went to her Husband's pack of WILLS Cigarette and it read: "Extra Long, King Size" She smiled and said "not bad for their Ages." Subsequent week, the 3rd texted and it read as: "Indigo Delhi Hyderabad" The mother was not able to decode the message and then she called Indigo Airways Helpdesk to enquire about their Delhi Hyderabad flight and they replied: "It's 5 times daily, 7 days a week, both ways and the duration of flight is 75 Mins." The mother fainted.
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    yeah, yeah, sound on. (9 vids) let me know Fill 'er Up Creampie.mp4 496716432_CuckoldDreamWifeassumesherthrone!-creampie.mp4 CUCK - Hubby underneath.mp4 511394930_Nothinglikeagoodpoundingandbreeding.wmv Road trip stop.mp4 mthfulcs (2).webm mthfulcs (1).webm Riding the rod.webm 891742924_creampiecleaningcuckold.mp4
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    While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honey bee.His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly."That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?" My ex-wife was so cold that when you spread her legs a little white light came on! A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, "Where's John?" The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was found sticking his dick in the meat slicer" Then the man asked, "Where is the meat slicer now?" The butcher then replied, "I fired her too." A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely.The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf.The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would.Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on.Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view.With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try the bread herself. Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below.She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her.Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin too?" "No," croaks the old man, "but it's a-quiverin’." A man named Butt walks into a grocery store where he sees one of his closest friends, Bob.Bob approaches him with a sincere smile and greets Butt.After a good conversation between the two men, Bob looks at Butt with affection and says: "Listen Butt, you're my best friend. I respect you a lot and would never do anything to hurt you, but I've got to let this off my chest. I think you deserve much better than Lola. I'm telling you this as a friend. Your wife is not exactly a conservative woman!"Butt looks at Bob in bafflement and replies: "What do you mean?"Bob looks him straight in the eyes and whispers in his ear, "Look around! Why do you think there are almost no men in this grocery store? As a true friend, I feel obliged to tell you this. Every time you go grocery shopping, there is a very long line-up at your front door!"Butt, confused and puzzled asks, "What are you trying to say?"Bob looks at him in sorrow and replies, "I hate to break this to you my dear friend, but your wife is a money hungry whore! Divorce her!"Butt, startled by Bob's rude comment replies in a fury, "What kind of a friend are you? You must think I'm an Idiot? You want me to divorce her, so I'll have to wait in line, too?"
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    submitted for your consideration. (8 vids) 1510756784_creampiecleaningcuckold.mp4 Cuckold couple with a bull.mp4 Roger e Kátia.mp4 Late One Night Creampie.mp4 Jan B Creampie.wmv Cuck lick tool.mp4 1538818051_Wivelovestheblackcock2-.mp4 760166250_Wifelovestheblackcock.mp4
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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”The lady reached into her purse and pulled out pictures of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife, engaged in passionate sex.The pharmacist looked at the pictures and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription." A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied. Math teacher: "After 69, what comes next?" Blonde: "You wash your hands and rinse your mouth...duh." A young Italian girl was going on her first date. Before the date her Nonna decided to give her some advice. Nonna said, "Sita here ana letame tella you about those-a younga boys. He's agonna try and kiss you, you are agonna likea that... but don't let him do that. He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea that too... but don'ta let him do that! But most important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do that. Doing that willa disgraca the family!!" With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: "Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"
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    FUCK YES! (3 vids) 1702162032_finishedhershelosthermindforhimandleftherhusband.mp4 Slow up close creampie.wmv In Store.mp4
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    Peter, I fucking love Joanna Lum; everything about her. From the first time seeing her in the New Avengers (after my lifelong worship of D. Riggs), all I could think about was how to meet/fuck her, lol.
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    Love you baby
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    Guilty? Hell Wild Thing, I'd give you a Purple Heart. 💜 LOL, you've done more for race relations than any politician ever.
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    A man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass."The doctors says, "Drop your pants, bend over and let's have a look.""Fuck me!!" says the doctor. "What could have made a hole as big as that?"Patient replies, "I've been fucked by an elephant!"The doctor says "An elephant's penis is long and thin. This hole is enormous."Patient replies "He fingered me first." A man goes to the Doctor in desire of a prescription for Viagra.Doctor looks over the man, and says, "Viagra can be very dangerous and we do not just dispense it indiscriminately, please bring your wife to my office next week and we'll discuss this in more detail.So the next week the Man shows up with his wife, the Doctor asks to see the wife by herself for a few moments and she follows him back to the examining room.The doctor asks her to disrobe, and she does. He then asks her to turn around in 360° a few times, then instructs her to get up on the examining table and to turn in various positions.He then tells her she can get dressed and goes out to meet the Male Patient."Sir," The doctor says" there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either!"
  25. secondjag
    really interesting guy
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