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  1. nice Erika, thanks for sharing
  2. Oh man, getting so forgetful. One more 2023595928_Veryhotblondemilfgetfuckedandcreampiedbybbc.mp4
  3. another for you Sean 1757543798_10InchBlackBullDepositsHisLoadDeepinmyWife.mp4
  4. show her "Hubby Cleans" Sean. ( 2 vids) Hubby cleans.mp4 Undeterred.wmv
  5. secondjag

    Umm

    A forty-five-year-old woman confesses to her friend that she is still a virgin."How can that possibly be?" asks the friend. "You've already been married twice.""True," says the woman. "My first husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it. And my second husband was a psychiatrist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. But now my fiancée is a lawyer, so I know that I'll get screwed!" What men do after sex? Stats reveal that 2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep, and 86% get up and go back home to their wives. Two very nervous men got to talking in the doctor's waiting room.They discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the base of his penis and the other one had a green ring.The fellow with the red ring was examined first.In a few minutes he came out, all smiles, and said, "Don't worry, man, it's nothing."Vastly relived, the second man went into the examining room, only to be told a few minutes later by the doctor, "I'm sorry, but you have an advanced case of VD. I'm afraid you'll have to be castrated."Turning white, the young man gasped, "But the first guy... He said it was no big deal!""Well, you know," said the doctor, "there's a big difference between gangrene and lipstick."
  6. could you show her the vid Sean?
  7. one more; sound on 306667012_Husbandfilmswifewithblackfriend.mp4
  8. yeeha! (2 vids) black cock balls deep.mp4 382594891_10InchBlackBullDepositsHisLoadDeepinmyWife.mp4
  9. secondjag

    Umm

    Two out of work bums decided that they would be better off in a more downtown location...so they hitched a ride. The driver dropped them off in the city's red-light district. A hooker approached one of the bums and said, "Hey guy...would you like a hand job?" The bum shook his head and said, "errr...no its okay!" A few minutes later another hooker approached the bums and said, "Hey guy...would you like a blow job?" The bum again shook his head and said, "errr...no its okay!" After the hooker left the bum turned to his buddy and said, "We'd better go back where we came from, we've only been here 10 minutes and we've been offered two jobs already!" Two polish coal miners (Ernie & Rich) were down in the mine working. The noon whistle blew for lunch and Ernie pulled out a thermos of hot coffee. Rich looks at it and says, "Say, Ernie, vat you got dere?"Ernie says, "Dis is a 2 quart termos bottle."Rich says, "Ya, I have to get me one."That night Rich goes home, but forgets what it is called. So, the next day they are down in the mine working again and the noon whistle blows for lunch and Ernie pulls out his thermos of hot coffee. Rich looks at it and says, "Say, Ernie, vat you got dere?"Ernie says, "Dis is a 2 quart termos bottle."Rich says, "Ya, I have to get me one."That night Rich goes home, but forgets what it is called again. Well Rich really wants one of these things. So he decides the next day when he asks he's going to write it down so he remembers what it is.The next day they are down in the mine working again and the noon whistle blows for lunch and Ernie pulls out his thermos of hot coffee. Rich looks at it and says, "Say, Ernie, vat you got dere?"Well, by this time Ernie's getting pretty upset. Every day Rich asks what it is and never remembers so he decides to just make up stuff since Rich isn't going to remember anyway.So Ernie says, "Dis is a contraceptive."Rich says, "Ya, I have to get me one." And he writes it down. That night Rich is in the neighborhood drug store and the pharmacist sees him walking around and says to him, "Can I help you?"Rich says, "Ya, I'd like a contraceptive."And the pharmacist says, "Sure, what size?"Rich says, "Give me da 2-quart size, I'll be working in da hole all day!"
  10. I think this one can stand on it's own. keep the sound on. enjoy Sean 1111819430_Hisbigdickfeelssogood.mp4
  11. very nice of you to say so Sean. hey, check out the vid I'm about to put up. think you'll dig it and be sure to have the sound on. give me about 5 min
  12. FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING! ONE PIC. SAYS IT ALL pleaseeeeeeee tell me it speaks to you
  13. secondjag

    Umm

    A man was out for a leisurely walk one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly, he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then, he noticed another couple behind a tree, and yet another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the front door of the house, and knocked. A well-dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked curiously, "I could help but notice all the activity on your front lawn. What kind of a place is this?" "This is a brothel," replied the madam. "Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man. "Oh, we're having a yard sale today!" Seems God was just about done creating the Universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations. So, he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating."It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, whom he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability."Adam jumped up and blurted out, "Oh, give that to me. I'd love it. Please, oh please, let me have that ability. It would be great. When I'm out working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly, it would be so cool. I could write my name in the sand. Oh, please God, let it be me who you give that gift to."On and on he went, like an excited little boy who... well... had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind.And so, Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his urine while in a vertical position. He was so happy he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him and laughing with delight all the while. And it was good."Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left in here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms." An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realized she was COMMANDO (going without underwear). She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?" “Yes, I’m sorry," he replied and promised to avert his eyes. "It’s quite all right," she replied, "It’s very talented, watch this. I’ll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough, her vagina blew him a kiss. The old man was completely astounded. and inquired what else it could do. "I can also make it wink," she replied. The old man stared in amazement as the vagina winked at him. "Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat. He moved over and she asked, “Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, he asked, “You’re shittin' me. You mean it can whistle, too?” It's tough gettin old! An Australian couple is having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you'll charge a hundred dollars. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner." She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a Guy pulls up and asks "How much?” She says, "A hundred dollars.” He replies, "All I got is thirty." She says, "Hold on," and runs back to the husband and asks. "What now. What can he get for thirty? "A hand job," the husband replied. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers and out pops this HUGE tool. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back..." She runs back to her husband. "What's wrong?" he asks. "Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?"
  14. I think Athlete has given you great advice. You might want to "round out" some of it a bit more. Some great resources here come to mind; Niki, Kak,Peter, Trixy, Sean. I'm sure I've forgotten a few, sorry. Look through the posts including old ones here - there's plenty of advice. If someone seems to "gel" with your comfort zone, reach out to them, I promise they'll help, they ALWAYS do.
  15. and so it goes... (5 vids) 684812429_BlondeMilfwithherbbcbull.mp4 839202816_wifefirstblackguypart1.mp4 390703768_wifefirstblackguypart2.mp4 743927792_wifefirstblackguypart3.mp4 141429219_wifefirstblackguypart4.mp4
  16. there ya go (4 vids) Little ones fall out.mp4 Importance of being clean.mp4 265813653_Hubwantsitallincreampie.mp4 1974979155_Mywifetakesbbcwhileirecord.mp4
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