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  1. on todays' menu (5 vids) 813639589_thebrotherluvsbbw.mp4 She's in lust.mp4 Who wants a taste.mp4 Hard Ride.wmv 1653997678_HesaiditwasbigbutIdidntthinkitwouldbe...BIGGGGG!!.mp4
  2. nice stuff Lucs, thanks for sharing
  3. damn Dober, you found her!!! Thanks
  4. chase the cat out. all the pussy is here (9 vids) 1319783998_HesaiditwasbigbutIdidntthinkitwouldbe...BIGGGGG!!.mp4 1636351954_DenverMILFspreadsherpussyforBBC.mp4 Hard Ride.wmv 1667721479_Feelssogood.mp4 534959490_Cheatingwife.mov 1078257211_WishIknewwtfshewassaying.mp4 When you love what you do.webm Determined.webm Working out a load.mp4
  5. secondjag

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    A 54-year-old accountant, Alex, leaves a letter for his wife, Judy, one Friday evening that read: "Dear Judy: I am 54, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18-year old secretary, Melissa." When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him at the front desk that read as follows: "Dear Alex: I, too, am 54, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy. You, being an accountant, will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18." A Stoner was cruising along in a brand-new Cadillac convertible. His friends stopped him and asked how in the world had got hold of such a good car.He explained, "I was sitting on the curb minding my own business, when a beautiful girl pulls up in this car that you see and asks, 'Want a ride?' So I got in.We rode far out into the country, and she stopped the car. We both got out.'Kiss me,' she said. So, I kissed her. Then she disrobed, and stood there in all her feminine beauty, dressed only in her panties.Holding her arms out towards me she said, 'You can have anything I've got.'Well I could clearly see that her panties would never fit me, so I took the car."
  6. all good, beautiful slut, thanks for sharing. feel free to post vids on my other string, "Creampie Vids." better place for video
  7. definitely keep the sound on, two of these are soooo on topic. ( 6 vids) 1172897209_WifeSharing-Creampie.mp4 1488185954_CuckoldcleaninghiswifeafterIRsex.mp4 1765073597_Teacherandstudent.mp4 Amigas.wmv 735333765_Whatreallyhappenedonvacation.mp4 1842697946_Messageadvert.mp4
  8. secondjag

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    A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did. He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said that it didn't. The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?" The doctor replied, "Of course yes. Where do you think attorneys come from?" Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom?A: Adjust the steering wheel. Sue was playing hard to get, so Greg played his last and biggest trump card. "I'll bet you I can keep my eye on my beer whilst I go out to my car," he challenged her. Sue knew that this was impossible so she put down $10 and said, "You're on." Greg took out a glass eye, placed it on the bar beside his glass, went out to his car, came back and claimed the bet. "Tell you what, I'll give you a chance to win your money back", he said. I bet you $10 I can bite my own ear." "No chance! You're on". said Sue. He took out a set of false teeth and bit his ear lobe with them, and picked up the money once again he said. " To show you I am a sport, I'll give you another chance, Double or nothing. I bet you I can poke my head through this hole", he said, holding up his hand and making a circle with his thumb and forefinger. Sue checked the size of the hole several times and said, "OK, smartie! You're on." He poked the forefinger of his other hand through the hole and touched his forehead. "You're down $40", said Greg, "I'll give you one last chance to get your money back. 1 bet I can make love to you so gently, so tenderly that you won't even feel it." Sue knew that this was just impossible, so she threw down $40 and said, "No way you can do that! You're on!" Greg led Sue to the back seat of his car where he proceeded to bonk the daylights out of her, fucking furiously. "OH WOW! OH GOD! OH SHIT!" Sue screamed. "I can feel it! oh my God, I CAN I FEEL IT!!! Oh WOW! You've lost the bet, Mr. Smart Arse." "Ah, what a bummer," said Greg as he continued fucking Sue, "but ... you win some, you lose some"
  9. I'd vote for ya Dober. Hell, I'll be your campaign manager.
  10. one totally on topic, you'll dig it (3 vids) STILL NO WORD, NOT A PEEP FROM ADMIN REGARDING NON POSTING VIDS 557111791_CuckoldeatsBBCsjizzafterheisdone.mp4 Adultery.mp4 Eating Pussy.wmv
  11. secondjag

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    A doctor and his wife were out walking, when a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting halter top and skirt nodded “hello” from a nearby doorway."And who was that?" questioned the wife."Oh, just a young woman I know professionally," said the doctor, reddening slightly."I see," said the wife. "Your profession or hers? A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of their stutters. She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered oral sex to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were born without stuttering. The first man stood up and said, "Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo- Boston." Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down. The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland." He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down. The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami." The graduate student immediately fell to her knees and began performing the act on the man. After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?" He replied, "...Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Beach."
  12. Hmm ( 7 vids) {some might be reposts, sorry} UrWifesBull_FLN37nL_gif.mp4 1922947158_MaturewifetakesonBBChubbyfilmsandcoaches.mp4 sucking black monster cock.wmv Deepthroat and Cum in Her Mouth.wmv Mature Loves Black Nut.mp4 Hotwife Gives BBC Blowjob.mp4 She's hungry for black dick.mp4
  13. secondjag

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    An older couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband "Just think, honey, we've been married for 60 years." "Yes," he replies. "Sixty years ago, we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. And we were probably naked as jaybirds." "Well," the old woman snickers, "should we get naked again for old time's sake?" So, they strip off their clothing and sit back down at the table. "You know," the old woman says breathlessly, "my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 60 years ago." "I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"
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