secondjag

with 2 you get egg roll. (6 vids) {tried one more time with "wifey gets destroyed," don't blame me, admin doesn't respond 1474247169_wifewithbbc.HubbyfilmsCreampie.mp4 @zzzzzzzzzzzzzz (1).mp4 double loads.mp4 457036004_husbandenjoyhiswifefucking2(cuckold).mp4 439623417_MagicianUrsulaMartinez.wmv 1309975304_WifeyGetsDestroyedbyMassiveBBCHugeCumshot.mp4

sweet Peter

Three women were returning to their village when they spotted a man, obviously very inebriated, walking ahead of them. As they watched him stumbling, he fell face down into a mud puddle.When they walked up to him, one woman turned him over to see if she recognized him.However, his face was so covered with mud that she bent over and unzipped his pants. Inspecting his ‘junk”, she remarked, "Well, he's not my husband."The second woman peering over her shoulder agreed, "Your right, he's not your husband."The third woman, somewhat older than the other two, bent over to look and said, "He's not even from our village." An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?" "The good news is that I have another arm to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I can go ahead with the transplant." "Go for it, doc," says the man. "As long as I can play golf again." The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf-course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great," says the golfer. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch, and my putting has really improved." "That's great," said the surgeon. "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes, and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolors." "That's unbelievable!" said the surgeon. "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?" "Well, just two, said the golfer, "I have trouble parallel parking: and, every time I get an erection, I also get a headache. A young stud undergoing his first testosterone attack picks up a young lady, and after a while drives to a secluded place a mile from the nearest phone.After some preliminaries he says "Put out or walk."The gal says "well, put that way, I'll walk." She gets out of the car and walks back to town.The next evening the same young stud picks up the same pretty young gal, and ends up with the same proposition only this time three miles from town.Same results. She says "I'll walk." And she does.The following evening same scenario except the young man drives five miles from town and it is raining.She doesn't even hesitate. She removes her clothing, his clothing, and proceeds to give him the wildest night of sex he could wish for.Later he asks her why she refused him the last two nights when obviously she was not new to the sex game.She answered. "I kind of like you. I was willing to walk one mile. I was willing to walk three miles. But I'll be damned if I'll walk five miles in the rain to keep you from catching gonorrhea." Once at the time of the world war, the soldiers were looting all villages, of food, wine, and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to scoot, except for one young man, who had an 80-year-old grandmother. So, the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside. "Bring us some food!" they demanded. The young man said, "But I have only half a loaf of bread." "War is War, bring us the food!" So he gives his last morsel of food. "Bring us some wine!" "But I doubt if there is any in the house, you know how things are these days!" "War is War, bring us the wine!" So the young man manages half a bottle and gives it to them. "Now, bring us a woman!" He said, "But everyone has left the village. The only female here is my 80-year-old grandmother!" "War is War, bring her to us!" The old woman is brought and she's so frail and weak that the soldiers decide against it and say, "We’ll let you off this time.'" Granny says, "The hell you will. War is War!"

alright, let's see what we got

Back with a vengeance. Keep the sound on. (8 vids) Tight.mp4 happy6-17.mp4 War paint.mp4 ebblow.mp4 mrnblowgsf.mp4 rerwards.mp4 971208105_BBCmountsyourtrophyblondewifestightwhitebutt!-Creampie.mp4 1984295271_WifeyGetsDestroyedbyMassiveBBCHugeCumshot.mp4

On the first night of their honeymoon, the very naive virgin bride slipped into a sexy, but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent." "Why, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard," she exclaimed. Close to tears, she added, "To whom, and for how long?" Young Tim has just finished high school and, not being too bright, he wants to get a job at a local mechanic's workshop in Christchurch. Tim spies this advert for a job in a Motor Spares Shop and hurries over. Unfortunately, when he steps in there are already 2 guys there before him. Tim with tears in his eyes explains to the manager that he really needs the job. Manager looks at him and says, "You know what Tim, I'd really like to give you this job. But see, these two guys are here before you. You're going to have be really something special to get this job you know!" Tim thinks now, mmmm, and then he says, "well boss, there is one thing - if you take a spark plug and stick it into my arse - I can tell you what type of spark plug it is." The manager goes "Wow .. that's something - lets test you out!" So Tim turns around and drops his pants. The boss takes a Bosch spark plug and shoves it into Tim's arse. Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeee ..... Bosch!!" The boss, goes .. "Wow, that's really something - but lets test you out again!" He takes a NGK spark plug and shoves it into Tim's arse. Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeee ..... NGK !!". The boss, goes .. "Wow, you're really good .. but, one more time - I need to be sure. " Boss thinks now, lets catch this guy out! He unzips his pants, takes out his penis and sticks it into Tim's arse. Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeeee .... Champion!!!"

Nice stuff Divers, thanks for picking up the slack

going to be gone for a bit; enjoy (some boots in there for the boot lovers)

going to be gone for a little while; enjoy A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society.After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through the more unsavory areas of the city on the way to the reception."William, what are those women doing leaning against lampposts?""Oh, those are just tarts who hire their bodies out for sex at fifty dollars a time.""Wow, fifty dollars!" exclaimed the bride, "the monks only used to give us an apple..." A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams.Afterwards, the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news."The good news," he explained, "is that your fiancée has an particular strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard of once before."The guy paled."If that's the good news, then what the hell is the bad news?""Well," the doctor elaborated, "the bad news is that I heard about this nasty strain just last week from my dog's vet." Bill's friend, Harry, went into a nightclub, and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, so he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, Harry said, "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?" The flattered girl told him it was Channel #5. Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?" Honest Harry replied: "Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it."

going to be taking at least a day off. enjoy (3 vids) sound on 1092645253_Firstbbccock-withcuckboi.mp4 155415920_Vintage-Hedoeshismistressandwife(1940).mpg 1255193388_CuckoldletsaBlackGuyFuckhisWife.mp4

Kelly from Arkansas is going on her first overseas trip. She drives all the way into Little Rock to apply for a passport. In the passport office, the government official sees that she is visibly puzzled filling her passport application.The passport official looks over her shoulder and sees that Keli is trying to write 'twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'.The official explains, "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."After some deliberation, Kelly said, "I think I prefer males." A woman goes into a dentist's office. After he is through examining her, he says, "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman replies, "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful! I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair." Q: How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

Peter, she is there. Just add a little wine, a little music.

for as long as she has had it on her mind she is going to go fuckin crazy. how amazing would it be if she did both at the same time?

Kak, wherever you are, and Wild Thing, this one's for you (sound on) 1015986933_wifegivesablowjobtoblackstranger.mp4

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Too many for one post. Page 1 of 2 feel free to like both, lol

just one to start the day 1195943460_Milfcuckold.mp4

At the couples’ retreat, Jane and Joe were told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.' Jane wrote: 'When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other very much, just like Joe and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable for them to engage in the act of physical sex with one another.' And Joe wrote: 'I love sex.' Years ago, during the battle of Britain (a small island off mainland Europe for you chaps reading in the states!) a famous French (From the noun France meaning a bigger country on mainland Europe situated close to Britain!) a fighter pilot had evaded capture by the Germans and was now the RAF's (Royal Air Force chaps) top flying ace. Having come back from one harrowing sortie, Herve (pronounced Ur - vay) the sole surviving member of the squadron crash-landed his damaged and smoking Spitfire on the grass runway.."Fuel up another one" shouts Herve "I fight the dreaded Germans on my own"He duly got into a new plane flew across the channel (a sea between Britain and France) and when over northern France encountered a large squadron of German planes. Throwing caution to the wind Herve lined them up in his sights and dived into attack.He was promptly, unsurprisingly, shot down and crashed in a farmer’s field.Climbing from the smoking wreckage Herve is confronted by an angry farmer brandishing a shotgun and threatening to "blow his German head off" (the French fought the Germans in WW2 and were on "our side")."Non non" says Herve "I am Herve the famous French fighter pilot and have been shot down you idiot farmer."The fame of Herve had even spread to this little farm in northern France, and now reassured the farmer was delighted. Taking Herve's flight bag in one hand and supporting the tired Herve with the other the farmer led our intrepid hero back to his simple farm house for some warming food and a glass of wine (this is an alcoholic drink favoured in France. It has absolutely no relation to similarly labeled drinks sold in the US - it is actually rather pleasant).On entering the house the farmer introduces Herve to his wife and his beautiful blonde 18-year-old Nicole. After a fabulous meal and a few more glasses of real wine, the farmer announces that it is time for bed. But there was one problem, there were only 2 bedrooms, one for the farmer & his wife the other for Nicole (the lovely young - concentrate).Herve swore on his honour that he would not lay a finger on Nicole and could be trusted to share her bed for the night before escaping the next day across the channel to Blighty (AKA Britain see comment line one).Needless to say that no sooner had Herve closed the bedroom door he jumped the lovely young Nicole."Oh Herve, kiss me! kiss me!" cries NicoleHerve reaches into his flight bag and brings out a bottle of Merlot (see previous comment on wine) and splashes it on Nicole's lips."What are you doing, Herve?" says the startled Nicole."I am Herve, the famous French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"She smiles and they start kissing.When things began to heat up a little, Nicole says,"Herve, kiss me lower."Herve tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay from his flight bag and starts pouring it all over her breasts."Herve! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Nicole."I am Herve the famous French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.Nicole leans close to his ear and whispers, "Herve, kiss me lower!"Herve, grabs a bottle of Brandy (a highly combustible alcoholic drink made from grapes and much stronger than Budweiser) and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.Nicole shrieks as she bats out her flaming bush then shouts angrily at Herve,"Herve, what the hell do you think you're doing?"To which Herve replies, "I am Herve the famous French fighter pilot and, when I go down, I go down in flames!" A man called his doctor, and said "doc", you gotta come over here quick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, and bent over to pick up her towel a mouse ran straight up her twat. The doctor said," okay just hold a piece of cheese just outside of her vagina until I get over there." The doctor drove up, got out of his car, and went inside to see the man holding a big fish up to her twat instead of cheese. The doctor said, "What are you doing, I said a piece of cheese." The man said, "I did what you said, and it almost worked, but when the mouse started to come out, the cat chased it right back up her snatch!