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    for those celebrating, happy Memorial Day. try to take a moment away from the grill to think about its meaning
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    when you look at the retros, do you think that could well be your grandma/great grandma?? eh? how 'bout those Mom/dau?
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    crazy mix ( 6 vids) Paying the Uber driver.mp4 Levi's ad..mp4 Over Acheiver.mp4 Mouth.mp4 Standing.mp4 964011353_amassage.wmv
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    A golfer from Ireland hit a bad hook into the woods. Looking for the ball, he discovered a Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head, and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer took his water bottle from his belt and poured it over the little guy, reviving him. "Arrgh! What happen?" the leprechaun says. "Oh, I see ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes. Whaddya want?" "Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want anything. I'm glad you're okay, and I apologize. I didn't mean to hit you." And the golfer walks off. "What a nice guy," the leprechaun says to himself. "But it was fair and square that he got me, and I have to do something for him. I'll give him three things I would want... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life." A year goes by and the golfer is back, hits another bad ball into the woods and finds the leprechaun waiting for him. "'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I wanted to ask ye, how's yer golf game?" "That's the first bad ball I've hit in a year! I'm a famous international golfer now," the golfer answers. "By the way, it sure is good to see you're all right." "Oh, I'm fine now, thankee. I did that fer yer golf game. And tell me, how's yer money?" "Why, I win fortunes in golf. But, if I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills all day long." "I did that fer ye. And how's yer sex life?" The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly,"Errr, all right, I suppose." "C'mon, c'mon now. I'm wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a day?" Blushing even more, the golfer whispers, "Once...sometimes twice a week." "What!" says the leprechaun in shock. "! That's all? Once or twice a week?" "Well," says the golfer, "I figure that's not too bad for a Catholic priest without a car in a small parish." A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a female punk rocker entered. The patient had purple hair, plus a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, and she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the surgeons noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and just above it there was a tattoo which read, "Keep off the grass."After the surgical procedure was completed, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
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    I'd keep the sound on (4 vids) Beer Commercial.mp4 Wife, Good Mother and BBC Sucker.mp4 Wife's big tits flop as she's fucked by BBC.mp4 1227320038_WifeBBCSlutSuckBlackCockRide10inchUnderCov.mp4
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    Q: Why did God create yeast infections?A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too. A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?" "No," replies the boy, "but could I have breakfast first?" "You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow, and feed the pigs first." The boy goes down to the chicken coop and lazily cleans it. When finished, he kicks a chicken. Next, he walks to the barn and takes out the old milking cow. After milking her thoroughly, he kicks her. Then the boy gets the food and feeds the pigs. Once he is done he kicks a pig. Finally, the boy runs back to his house, very hungry. His mother gives him a plate with nothing on it but an apple. Disappointed, the boy says, "Where's my eggs, my milk, and my sausage?" "Well," says his mother, "I saw you kick a chicken, so now you don't get eggs. I saw you kick the cow, so now you don't get milk. I saw you kick the pig, so now you don't get any sausage." Just then, the boy's father walks in and kicks the cat. The boy says to his mother, "Should I tell him now, or do you want to?"
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    awesome stuff Trix, thanks for sharing
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    nice Erika, thanks for sharing
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    hmm, have i been neglecting my duties here?
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    hmm, what's going on here??
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    Oh man, getting so forgetful. One more 2023595928_Veryhotblondemilfgetfuckedandcreampiedbybbc.mp4
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    another for you Sean 1757543798_10InchBlackBullDepositsHisLoadDeepinmyWife.mp4
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    nice mix; some vintage, even some for Wild Thing
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    show her "Hubby Cleans" Sean. ( 2 vids) Hubby cleans.mp4 Undeterred.wmv
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    A forty-five-year-old woman confesses to her friend that she is still a virgin."How can that possibly be?" asks the friend. "You've already been married twice.""True," says the woman. "My first husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it. And my second husband was a psychiatrist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. But now my fiancée is a lawyer, so I know that I'll get screwed!" What men do after sex? Stats reveal that 2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep, and 86% get up and go back home to their wives. Two very nervous men got to talking in the doctor's waiting room.They discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the base of his penis and the other one had a green ring.The fellow with the red ring was examined first.In a few minutes he came out, all smiles, and said, "Don't worry, man, it's nothing."Vastly relived, the second man went into the examining room, only to be told a few minutes later by the doctor, "I'm sorry, but you have an advanced case of VD. I'm afraid you'll have to be castrated."Turning white, the young man gasped, "But the first guy... He said it was no big deal!""Well, you know," said the doctor, "there's a big difference between gangrene and lipstick."
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    could you show her the vid Sean?
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    one more; sound on 306667012_Husbandfilmswifewithblackfriend.mp4
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    yeeha! (2 vids) black cock balls deep.mp4 382594891_10InchBlackBullDepositsHisLoadDeepinmyWife.mp4
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    Two out of work bums decided that they would be better off in a more downtown location...so they hitched a ride. The driver dropped them off in the city's red-light district. A hooker approached one of the bums and said, "Hey guy...would you like a hand job?" The bum shook his head and said, "errr...no its okay!" A few minutes later another hooker approached the bums and said, "Hey guy...would you like a blow job?" The bum again shook his head and said, "errr...no its okay!" After the hooker left the bum turned to his buddy and said, "We'd better go back where we came from, we've only been here 10 minutes and we've been offered two jobs already!" Two polish coal miners (Ernie & Rich) were down in the mine working. The noon whistle blew for lunch and Ernie pulled out a thermos of hot coffee. Rich looks at it and says, "Say, Ernie, vat you got dere?"Ernie says, "Dis is a 2 quart termos bottle."Rich says, "Ya, I have to get me one."That night Rich goes home, but forgets what it is called. So, the next day they are down in the mine working again and the noon whistle blows for lunch and Ernie pulls out his thermos of hot coffee. Rich looks at it and says, "Say, Ernie, vat you got dere?"Ernie says, "Dis is a 2 quart termos bottle."Rich says, "Ya, I have to get me one."That night Rich goes home, but forgets what it is called again. Well Rich really wants one of these things. So he decides the next day when he asks he's going to write it down so he remembers what it is.The next day they are down in the mine working again and the noon whistle blows for lunch and Ernie pulls out his thermos of hot coffee. Rich looks at it and says, "Say, Ernie, vat you got dere?"Well, by this time Ernie's getting pretty upset. Every day Rich asks what it is and never remembers so he decides to just make up stuff since Rich isn't going to remember anyway.So Ernie says, "Dis is a contraceptive."Rich says, "Ya, I have to get me one." And he writes it down. That night Rich is in the neighborhood drug store and the pharmacist sees him walking around and says to him, "Can I help you?"Rich says, "Ya, I'd like a contraceptive."And the pharmacist says, "Sure, what size?"Rich says, "Give me da 2-quart size, I'll be working in da hole all day!"
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    I think this one can stand on it's own. keep the sound on. enjoy Sean 1111819430_Hisbigdickfeelssogood.mp4
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    very nice of you to say so Sean. hey, check out the vid I'm about to put up. think you'll dig it and be sure to have the sound on. give me about 5 min
  25. secondjag
    FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING! ONE PIC. SAYS IT ALL pleaseeeeeeee tell me it speaks to you
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