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secondjag

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  1. sound on, some great moaning. (5 vids) 1244688187_Cuminmypussy.mp4 307095346_big_cumshot(1).mp4 2024916742_whitewifeletshubbytapeherfuckingbbc.mp4 416813257_hugecockforwhitewoman.mp4 434433195_enjoyingabigone.wmv
  2. yup. glad u dug it Gloria. (6 vids) Back door.mp4 Busty blonde fuck.mp4 goingndbcb (1).webm goingndbcb (2).webm Good to the last drop.mp4 Yep, Perfection.mp4
  3. sound on. happy 4th. ( 4 vids) Happy Independence Day.mp4 2060800866_InterracialCuckoldFucking.mp4 226306396_Blackcockfuckswifeinfrontofcuckold.mp4 tkngall21.webm
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    A few years ago, a man who was openly gay was elected as the Mayor of Key West, Florida. After the election results were in, a horde of reporters surrounded him, and began asking him questions on how he won. A young reporter walked up to him and said, "Mr. Mayor, I understand that you used a basic grass roots campaign to win, met lots of people, shook lots of hands, kissed lots of babies...I even heard that you kissed a parakeet."The mayor replied, "That's right young man, I brought the campaign to the people, but I must correct you on one point, I did not kiss a parakeet. I kissed a Cock-or-two." A man calls 9-1-1 Emergency:” Come immediately, my little baby has swallowed a condom.” About 5 minutes later the same man calls back and says: “It’s OK. We found another one.” Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for sex for quite a while now. Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curled up on the floor, eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire. Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out a $50 bill, and gives it to him. She says, "Honey you're so depressed. Here, take this and go to the woman next door, and she will let you sleep with her tonight. But remember that this happens only once. OK? Don't think about it or ask me to do this again." The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly. A few minutes later, he returns, hands the bill back to the wife and says with much disappointment, "She said this is not enough, she wants sixty dollars." The wife's face slowly turns red with anger. "Damn that bitch! When she was pregnant, I only charged her husband fifty!"
  5. more; sound on - all the way ( 4 vids) 577599489_CuckPOVCumCleanupfromBull.mp4 1872491746_Youngwhitestepmomsuckingblackcock...enoughsaid.mp4 nT_88xk9cgk2uun7abfgy55d9d2.mp4 nT_jdgiuna02fiqk8hzay2refpq.mp4
  6. glad u dug it xxxx. happy 4th to all observing. just one; but it's pretty good 1340671314_Britishhusbandshareshissexywifewithbbc.mp4
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    A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it and hacks it another 10 feet. She looks up at the men, who are watching, and says apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "Now, you see, that's your problem." "What’s that?" she asked, seriously. "You should have taken golf lessons instead."
  8. Happy 4th all. ( 7 vids) Raven hair sucks a beautiful cock.mp4 She knows what she's doing.mp4 561592443_HusbandfilmspetitewifeonBBC.mp4 1188379156_Mywifefirstbbc.mp4 The long game.mp4 Nebraska BBC GILF.mp4 Cute is cute.mp4
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    Sally was the easiest date in town. She would sleep with any guy who smiled at her, bought her a drink or a burger, or simply asked.When her reputation was in tatters and her family shunned her, she tried to change her ways, but like Ado Annie in 'Oklahoma' she was simply a girl who couldn't say no.She finally decided to seek help and went into therapy. After many sessions her therapist greeted her with a long face and said, "I'm afraid I can’t help you because you are afflicted with raging whoremones." A father was explaining the facts of life to his teenage son. After covering the basic biology, he moved on to the finer points of love-making:Dad: One thing to keep in mind, son, is that different women say different things during the sex act, even if you are doing the same thing.Son: What do you mean, Dad?F: Well, for example, their words will vary according to their occupation. For example, a prostitute will tend to say, "Are you done yet?" On the other hand, a nymphomaniac will ask, "Are you done already?"S: What do other women say?F: Well, a school teacher will say, "We are going to do this over and over again until you get it right!" A nurse will say, "This won't hurt one bit."S: I thought they said, "Pull down your pants and bend over."F: That's male nurses. But let's move on, a bank teller will say, "Substantial penalty for early withdrawal." A stewardess will say, "Place this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally."S: And what does mother say?F: She says, "Beige... beige... I think we should paint the ceiling beige."
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    A hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment in Arkansas, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar. After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room, and she readily agreed. They spent hours having sex in many different ways, exhausting themselves. "Say, how old are you anyway?" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was getting dresses. "Thirteen," she replied with a shy smile. "Thirteen? Are you crazy?" he thundered. Pausing briefly at the door, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?"
  11. She's beautiful, gorgeous pussy. Who is she Luc? And who's fucking her? Thanks for sharing
  12. not really sure what I want to say about these ( 3 vids) 273387728_OldBBWFriendRidingMe.mp4 2053904460_HurtinMyPussySoGood.mp4 Interracial Screamer.mp4
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    During Sir Thomas Beecham's half-century career as conductor of some of the great orchestras of the world, he developed a reputation as a man with a caustic wit and an acerbic tongue.At a rehearsal of the London Philharmonic one day, Beecham became increasingly frustrated by the subpar performance of the orchestra's female cellist.Finally, in exasperation, he said: "Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands. And all you can do is scratch it!" I had recently retired, but was not ready to just hang around the house. So, I heard the local WalMart was seeking a few of us retirees to work as Greeters. I applied for the job, and began the following Monday. On my first day, a very loud, unattractive, mean, nasty woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 12 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," I replied. "I just couldn't believe someone would fuck you twice…." Looks like this job is not for me.
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