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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physical exams. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?" "No sir, our mother." "Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!" "I know, sir," replied the recruit. "But she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could." A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and then bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers!"A sudden silence descends. After a moment, he asks, "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens.He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on this side of the bar are motherfuckers!"Once again, the bar is silent. He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?"A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man. The construction worker looks the man square in the eye and says, "You got a problem, buddy?""Oh no," insists the man. "I'm just on the wrong side of the bar."

damn it, forgot these!

let's see if these work. mostly just fun stuff (3 vids) T and A.mp4 One cock isn’t enough.wmv More car fun2.mp4

An attractive young med student was having coffee with her girlfriend, and was complaining about her fiancée's extraordinary sexual appetite."I barely have the strength to come to work in the morning," she murmured. "And now that he's on his vacation, things will probably be even more intense when he gets back.""How long is he off?" the assistant inquired."It varies," she replied. "But usually, it's just long enough to smoke a cigarette." An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a beaver appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No." The doctor continued, "The beaver dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that beaver." "That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

only way to fly Peter

glad u dug it Black

need something to get this party started ( 3 vids) Her car.mp4 BBC his car.mp4 Sunday bj.mp4

well, well, well, 20 pages of fun During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well-educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a p." The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant." And Billy says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. " The teacher passed out…. "What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball." How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Blondes don't screw in light bulbs. They screw in Jacuzzis A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says: "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question." A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face.She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?""Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher.""That's right, Dad.""Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for.""That sounds great, Dad, but can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."

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yet again it wouldn't let me post quite a few pics. all the same format

not sure if these will work (5 vids) 3WAY.mp4 Sneeze.mp4 She’s making sure he knows who owns him..wmv more car fun.mp4 Gettin stuffed with some black cock..wmv

lol, well now, I can't say, 'never mind Wild Thing," however, I'd be happy to feed Becky for you Peter

Ok, a lot of political ones in here. Don't get mad; get even. Feel free to post other side of the coin as well.

been a while since I fed you. are you paying attention Wild Thing???????? lol