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At the couples’ retreat, Jane and Joe were told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.' Jane wrote: 'When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other very much, just like Joe and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable for them to engage in the act of physical sex with one another.' And Joe wrote: 'I love sex.' Years ago, during the battle of Britain (a small island off mainland Europe for you chaps reading in the states!) a famous French (From the noun France meaning a bigger country on mainland Europe situated close to Britain!) a fighter pilot had evaded capture by the Germans and was now the RAF's (Royal Air Force chaps) top flying ace. Having come back from one harrowing sortie, Herve (pronounced Ur - vay) the sole surviving member of the squadron crash-landed his damaged and smoking Spitfire on the grass runway.."Fuel up another one" shouts Herve "I fight the dreaded Germans on my own"He duly got into a new plane flew across the channel (a sea between Britain and France) and when over northern France encountered a large squadron of German planes. Throwing caution to the wind Herve lined them up in his sights and dived into attack.He was promptly, unsurprisingly, shot down and crashed in a farmer’s field.Climbing from the smoking wreckage Herve is confronted by an angry farmer brandishing a shotgun and threatening to "blow his German head off" (the French fought the Germans in WW2 and were on "our side")."Non non" says Herve "I am Herve the famous French fighter pilot and have been shot down you idiot farmer."The fame of Herve had even spread to this little farm in northern France, and now reassured the farmer was delighted. Taking Herve's flight bag in one hand and supporting the tired Herve with the other the farmer led our intrepid hero back to his simple farm house for some warming food and a glass of wine (this is an alcoholic drink favoured in France. It has absolutely no relation to similarly labeled drinks sold in the US - it is actually rather pleasant).On entering the house the farmer introduces Herve to his wife and his beautiful blonde 18-year-old Nicole. After a fabulous meal and a few more glasses of real wine, the farmer announces that it is time for bed. But there was one problem, there were only 2 bedrooms, one for the farmer & his wife the other for Nicole (the lovely young - concentrate).Herve swore on his honour that he would not lay a finger on Nicole and could be trusted to share her bed for the night before escaping the next day across the channel to Blighty (AKA Britain see comment line one).Needless to say that no sooner had Herve closed the bedroom door he jumped the lovely young Nicole."Oh Herve, kiss me! kiss me!" cries NicoleHerve reaches into his flight bag and brings out a bottle of Merlot (see previous comment on wine) and splashes it on Nicole's lips."What are you doing, Herve?" says the startled Nicole."I am Herve, the famous French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"She smiles and they start kissing.When things began to heat up a little, Nicole says,"Herve, kiss me lower."Herve tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay from his flight bag and starts pouring it all over her breasts."Herve! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Nicole."I am Herve the famous French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.Nicole leans close to his ear and whispers, "Herve, kiss me lower!"Herve, grabs a bottle of Brandy (a highly combustible alcoholic drink made from grapes and much stronger than Budweiser) and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.Nicole shrieks as she bats out her flaming bush then shouts angrily at Herve,"Herve, what the hell do you think you're doing?"To which Herve replies, "I am Herve the famous French fighter pilot and, when I go down, I go down in flames!" A man called his doctor, and said "doc", you gotta come over here quick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, and bent over to pick up her towel a mouse ran straight up her twat. The doctor said," okay just hold a piece of cheese just outside of her vagina until I get over there." The doctor drove up, got out of his car, and went inside to see the man holding a big fish up to her twat instead of cheese. The doctor said, "What are you doing, I said a piece of cheese." The man said, "I did what you said, and it almost worked, but when the mouse started to come out, the cat chased it right back up her snatch!

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nice stuff Lucs, thanks for sharing

damn Dober, you found her!!! Thanks

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A 54-year-old accountant, Alex, leaves a letter for his wife, Judy, one Friday evening that read: "Dear Judy: I am 54, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18-year old secretary, Melissa." When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him at the front desk that read as follows: "Dear Alex: I, too, am 54, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy. You, being an accountant, will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18." A Stoner was cruising along in a brand-new Cadillac convertible. His friends stopped him and asked how in the world had got hold of such a good car.He explained, "I was sitting on the curb minding my own business, when a beautiful girl pulls up in this car that you see and asks, 'Want a ride?' So I got in.We rode far out into the country, and she stopped the car. We both got out.'Kiss me,' she said. So, I kissed her. Then she disrobed, and stood there in all her feminine beauty, dressed only in her panties.Holding her arms out towards me she said, 'You can have anything I've got.'Well I could clearly see that her panties would never fit me, so I took the car."

lots of Simson stuff for the collectors of such

all good, beautiful slut, thanks for sharing. feel free to post vids on my other string, "Creampie Vids." better place for video

definitely keep the sound on, two of these are soooo on topic. ( 6 vids) 1172897209_WifeSharing-Creampie.mp4 1488185954_CuckoldcleaninghiswifeafterIRsex.mp4 1765073597_Teacherandstudent.mp4 Amigas.wmv 735333765_Whatreallyhappenedonvacation.mp4 1842697946_Messageadvert.mp4

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did. He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said that it didn't. The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?" The doctor replied, "Of course yes. Where do you think attorneys come from?" Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom?A: Adjust the steering wheel. Sue was playing hard to get, so Greg played his last and biggest trump card. "I'll bet you I can keep my eye on my beer whilst I go out to my car," he challenged her. Sue knew that this was impossible so she put down $10 and said, "You're on." Greg took out a glass eye, placed it on the bar beside his glass, went out to his car, came back and claimed the bet. "Tell you what, I'll give you a chance to win your money back", he said. I bet you $10 I can bite my own ear." "No chance! You're on". said Sue. He took out a set of false teeth and bit his ear lobe with them, and picked up the money once again he said. " To show you I am a sport, I'll give you another chance, Double or nothing. I bet you I can poke my head through this hole", he said, holding up his hand and making a circle with his thumb and forefinger. Sue checked the size of the hole several times and said, "OK, smartie! You're on." He poked the forefinger of his other hand through the hole and touched his forehead. "You're down $40", said Greg, "I'll give you one last chance to get your money back. 1 bet I can make love to you so gently, so tenderly that you won't even feel it." Sue knew that this was just impossible, so she threw down $40 and said, "No way you can do that! You're on!" Greg led Sue to the back seat of his car where he proceeded to bonk the daylights out of her, fucking furiously. "OH WOW! OH GOD! OH SHIT!" Sue screamed. "I can feel it! oh my God, I CAN I FEEL IT!!! Oh WOW! You've lost the bet, Mr. Smart Arse." "Ah, what a bummer," said Greg as he continued fucking Sue, "but ... you win some, you lose some"

hmm, a few that are a bit "different" today. Gloria? Trix?

I'd vote for ya Dober. Hell, I'll be your campaign manager.

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A doctor and his wife were out walking, when a beautiful woman in a tight-fitting halter top and skirt nodded “hello” from a nearby doorway."And who was that?" questioned the wife."Oh, just a young woman I know professionally," said the doctor, reddening slightly."I see," said the wife. "Your profession or hers? A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of their stutters. She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered oral sex to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were born without stuttering. The first man stood up and said, "Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo- Boston." Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down. The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland." He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down. The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami." The graduate student immediately fell to her knees and began performing the act on the man. After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?" He replied, "...Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Beach."

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