secondjag

Did you know you can distinguish a alligator vs a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

How can a cemetery raise burial prices and blame it on the cost of living?

 

21 minutes ago, Gunner3.5 said:

You must have an amazing vault!

lol, used to own/admin a creampie site.  also, more than a few cuckold/hotwives send me stuff all the time.

You talkin to me? Are YOU talkin to me??  ( 5 vids)

 

checking the vault

 

When a horse-playing golfer named Trey
Goosed a girl in the rough one fine day
He found her, though willing,
Just barely fulfilling....
"I would rate her," said Trey, "a par lay."

When a corpulent spinster named Snow
Was approached by a dwarf for a blow,
She replied, "I have pride!
Your request is denied!
I could never, sir, stoop quite that low!"

 

yet more... including some of Spring Thomas.  click on any one for bigger, better, detail

 

 

40 minutes ago, slapper654 said:

Second and last vids😛

glad u dug it Slap

 

I know one of them is kind of a repeat.  (6 vids)

 

forgot these

 

9 minutes ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Awesome Gunner, thanks for sharing

 

Nothing like Sunday breakfast in bed

 

The bar room was crowded.
All of a sudden, the cute little thing on the stool began to cry.  All talk stopped, as heads turned towards her.
The barkeep asked, "What's the trouble, Sweetie?"
She sobbed, "I'm a virgin, and my boyfriend won't have anything to do with me because I'm inexperienced. What should I do?"
Three men and a lesbian were killed in the rush.

Mother Superior heard one say to the other, "I think she got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning."
This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue. A little further down the hall, Mother Superior passed two of the Sisters who had been teaching at the convent for several years.
She greeted them with, "Good morning Sister Martha, Sister Jessica, may God give you wisdom for our students today."
"Good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you, and may God be with you."
But again, after passing, Mother Superior overheard, "She got out of the wrong side of bed today."
Baffled, she started to wonder if she had spoken harshly, or with an irritated look on her face. She vowed to be more pleasant. Looking down the hall, Mother Superior saw retired Sister Mary approaching, step by step, with her walker. As Sister Mary was rather deaf, Mother Superior had plenty of time to arrange a pleasant smile on her face, before greeting Sister Mary.
"Good morning, Sister Mary. I'm so happy to see you up and about. I pray God watches over you today, and grants you a wonderful day."
"Ah, Good morning, Mother Superior, and thank you. I see you got up on the wrong side of bed this morning."
Mother Superior was floored!
"Sister Mary, what have I done wrong? I have tried to be pleasant, but three times already today, people have said that about me." Sister Mary stopped her walker, and looked Mother Superior in the face.
"Oh, don't take it personal, Mother Superior. It's just that you're wearing Father Murphy's slippers."

 

12 hours ago, cucksean said:

So awesome Jag thanks!

Ok Sean, here's hoping this is for supper when you get home.  You too Peter.

 

couple of retros, maybe it's your grandma

 

2 hours ago, cucksean said:

Jag you are so totally awesome!!!

Sean, you guys are the reason I do it, thanks.  ( 8 vids) weird mix here

 

 

20 minutes ago, Gunner3.5 said:

Great stuff Gunner, thanks for sharing.  This is probably as good a time as any to say I welcome folks contributing on my strings, try to stay on topic, however I will ban you for putting any links on my stuff as it is disrespectful to admin and the folks who host here.  Have at it!

a movable feast

 

if the hypno appeals, use headphones ( 4 vids)

 

So, I get sent this stuff all the time and usually just smile and toss.  Any interest? Feel free to contribute

 

 

outstanding post Dobe