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This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of 9 mm ammo.On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"I thought for a few seconds and asked, "Sure. What kinda ammo ya got?" A Man shouts to his wife, “Come here and look at my clock.” She walks in to find him naked with a hard on. She says, “That's not a clock.” He says “It will be when you put two hands and a face on it.” Two sperm swimming side by side were having a conversation. One sperm asked the other, ‘‘How far till we reach the fallopian tubes?” The other replied, “Not sure, but we just passed the esophagus.” A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender walked over with a sigh, and asked "What's the problem, pal?" "My brother just told me that there's a sperm bank in his neighbourhood that pays $50 for a donation." "Yeah, so?" "Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers!"

Gorgeous you'd wear them out!

A man walks into a brothel and approaches a beautiful Oriental courtesan. "Is it true Asian women's vaginas are slit sideways?" he asks. "Why?" she responds. "Are you a harmonica player?" A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blond kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." The blond continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. Finally, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?" A man went to a French restaurant. The menu was in French and he spoke no French. When the waiter asked his choice, he told the waiter to bring out the restaurant's specialty.The man had a truly fantastic meal.The waiter asked if the man wanted dessert. He responded that the waiter should bring out the restaurant's specialty.The waiter said that it was the Peach Poosay, and he would order it for him.A short time later, a waitress came out with a covered silver platter. She took the cover off and there was a peach that had been quartered and pitted.The waitress proceeded to raise her skirt and take a piece of the peach and push it in and out of her vagina!She then picked up the rest of the pieces and did the same thing with them.The man called the waiter over an asked, "Am I actually expected to eat the peach after that?"The waiter responded, "Why, no, Monsieur. You eat the poosay."

lol, maybe I could do the "Gayla" thing and post each separately for more "likes." oh wait, wouldn't matter. would just make my numbers go down 🤣

Bonus!! Hey Sean, think you'll enjoy this one of Holly and her hub as he enjoys her cum filled pussy. One of her big cock buddies is still in bed giving directions. Enjoy, def sound on! 767537263_CUCK-husbandcleanswifepussyforbbc.mp4

alright Peter, Sean. knock yourselves out. enjoy (7 vids) 10hole switcher 7836.mp4 19hole switcher 7847.mp4 20Hole switcher 7846.mp4 Girl on girl.wmv Mature blond squealing whore.mp4 1283483530_BlondeTakesBlack.mp4 1226379925_AmateurCuckoldMilfWifeOlgaMariaCryingBbc.mp4

On the first day of their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent." Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Who did you lend it to, and for how long?" "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angry biker to one of his buddies. "No," says the friend, "people don't die of syphilis anymore." The angry biker replies, "They do when they give it to me!" A man was becoming concerned that his 3 daughters might not be as innocent as he wished. What did they already know about sex? He decided to find out.So he brought his 16-year-old into the bathroom, dropped his pants, and said "Do you know what this is?""Yes, Daddy, that's a penis." The man exploded! He couldn't believe it! "You're grounded for a year", he exclaimed, "and you're going to read the Bible every day!" He then brought his 14-year-old into the bathroom, and dropped his pants. "Do you know what this is?" "Yes, Daddy, it's a penis" Unbelievable! He grounded her for 2 years, and took away her allowance. Finally, he brought his 12-year-old into the bathroom, dropped his pants, and asked "Do you know what this is?""No, daddy, I don't." "What a good girl! I'm very proud of you! I'm going to raise your allowance! Anyway, this is called a penis." The girl laughed and said, "You call THAT a penis?!?"

you know what to do. (6 vids) think you'll really dig "Wedding Night" both 1 and 2. real life cuckold after wedding day 1028167373_HotwifeswallowsthecreampiefromBBC.mp4 807375002_Wife-BBCCreampie-ICleanUp.mp4 Really is there really a choice here.mp4 1984767345_hubbyfilmswifegettingpumpedandcreampiefilledbybbc.mp4 946949478_IR-WeddingNight1.mp4 985883373_IR-WeddingNight2.mp4

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect penis. The professor commented, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way." She replied, "What other way?" An elderly [and not overly smart] man took his very much younger date to see a movie.Instead of watching the movie though, they are kissing, hugging and fondling each other.As things are getting more heated by the moment the man's very expensive toupee gets knocked off.Of course, right away he starts trying to find it and in the dark, his hand accidentally gets in under his date's dress.Feeling quite aroused by all the kissing and such, she breathes into his ear "That's it! that's it!"The man thinks for a second and then replies, "Hell, it couldn't be! I had mine parted on the side!"

glad u dug it Peter

Stunning woman Big. And yes, a warm welcome indeed

lol, that's a lot of responsibility Sean

scare her? or thrill her? both? hmm, show the pic to her and watch her reaction

anticipation must be killing you Peter or is it delicious?

long one, get comfortable. some for my Wild Thing to.

ok, maybe last post on the topic as the interest seems weak

more sound on perverts. and let me know ( 4 vids) 285596378_hubbyfilmswifegettingpumpedandcreampiefilledbybbc.mp4 Really is there really a choice here.mp4 895465348_Wife-BBCCreampie-ICleanUp.mp4 When you eat it just right.mp4