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Nice Lucs, thanks for sharing

lol, not the usual fare, I know. I'm bored. (3 vids) maybe I'll post more later Black guy sucks dick on sofa with Mexican slut.mp4 Agitation.mp4 Girls having fun.mp4

Several should be in "Breakfast of Champions," I know. I'm just a lazy fucker

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A man went to his doctor for a check-up.Half way through, the doctor told him to take down his trousers.The doctor stood back in surprise, as there was a squirrel in a chauffeur's uniform and little hat in the man's shorts."Did you know you have a squirrel dressed as a chauffeur in your pants?" asked the doctor."Yes," answered the man. "He's driving me nuts." A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace an older doctor who was retiring.The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his house-call rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.At the first house, a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach."The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick."As they left, the younger doctor remarked, "You didn't even examine that woman!" and then asked, "How did you come to the diagnosis so quickly?""Ah! You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what has probably been making her sick."The younger doctor replied, "Pretty clever! If you don't mind, I think I'll try that at the next house."Arriving at the next house, both physicians spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately.""You've probably been doing too much for the church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, as she is very active in the church." Then he asked, "But how did you arrive at it?""I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the pastor under the bed." Little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in upstate New York during the winter. He and his friend went outside to play in the snow. After about an hour, his friend's mother called them back inside and had them remove their galoshes and gloves. Little Johnny's friend's mom was a tall voluptuous, woman who would warm her son's hands by putting them between her thighs. So as usual, when her son came in from playing in the snow, she asked if his hands were cold, to which he replied "yes". She then put them together and stuck them between her warm thighs. After a few minutes, she asked "are they warm yet?" and the little boy said "yes". Little Johnny watched his friend and waited his turn. His friend's mom then asked him if his hands were cold, to which he replied, "yes". So she took his hands, put them together and stuck them between her thighs. After a few minutes she asked if his hands were "warm yet" and he said "yes". So she took them out. Little Johnny continued to stand there with a sly grin on his face. When the mom asked, "Well what is it now, Johnny? What's wrong? Johnny looked up at her and replied, "My ears are cold, too!"

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A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard."I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?""Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my , I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man.""Ok," said the man, thinking that the must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.Before dinner, the came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure.She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone.But during the night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion.He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear.Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest.""Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought."If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out.As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.As he plummeted downward, he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

lol, funny how that works Peter. Isn't that how he came to her in the first place? INCLUDING SOME MORE RETRO

got sent a ton. feel free to be offended by the political ones; I thought they were funny (and true). you are most welcome to put up funny opposing ones here.

A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man notices a gorgeous woman sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm. Lying to the hotel clerk, he says, "Fancy meeting my 'wife' here. I'll need a double room for the night." The next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3,000. "What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "I've only been here for one night!" "Yes," sniffs the clerk, "but your 'wife' has been here for three weeks!" Three friends took their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas and they all had a great time.A few days after they returned home, the men were sitting around talking about their trip."I don't think I'm ever going to do that again!" says the first guy. "Since we've been back, my wife flings her arms and hollers '7 come 11' all night long. I haven't had a wink of sleep!""I hear ya, buddy," the second guy replies. "My wife played blackjack the whole time we were there. Since we've been back, she slaps the bed all night and hollers 'hit me light, hit me hard'. I haven't had a wink of sleep either!""You guys think you have it bad!" exclaims the third guy. "My wife played the slots the entire time we were there. Every morning I wake up with a sore dick and an ass full of quarters!" A man was getting ready for work one morning when his wife looked at him and said, "What is the matter with you? You look terrible."He replied that he felt great.The man went to work where his boss took one look at him and said, "What is the matter with you? You look terrible."The man replied that there was nothing wrong with him and that he felt great.The man went to lunch with a client and the client looked at him and said, "What is the matter with you? You look terrible."The man again replied that he felt great. The client suggested he go to the doctor right away because he looked so bad.The man went to the doctor, and when the doctor walked into the examining room and saw him the doctor said, "My god, you look terrible."The man explained that everyone was telling him that he looked terrible but that he felt great.The doctor said, "Are you sure you feel great?" The man reiterated that he definitely felt great!The doctor got out his medical book and looked up "looks terrible". After he found that he looked up the subsection "feels great".The doctor said, "I found it right here under 'looks terrible, feels great'.The man, at this point very nervous, inquired to the doctor, "Tell me, what is it?"The doctor replied, "According to my book... you're a vagina!" There was a young couple living in an old rundown house. One day the man gets home from work and his wife says, "Honey, look at the walls. They haven't been painted as long as we have lived here. It's peeling and cracking; couldn't you please just paint them?" "Who do I look like? Michelangelo?" the man replies. "I guess not", says the wife. The next day the man gets back from work again. Again his wife starts to complain. "Oh sugar, couldn't you just please at least repair the stairs? They're falling apart and they're really unsafe to walk up." The man says, "Who do I look like? Frank Lloyd Wright?" "Well, maybe not," says the wife. The next week the man returns from his job. He walks into his house and is suddenly amazed. The stairs are fixed, the walls were painted and the house looked superb. "Honey, how did you do this? It looks great!" he says. "Well, I met up with a handyman down the street. He offered to repair our house if I either bake him a batch of brownies or sleep with him" says the wife. "Well, honey, you baked the batch of brownies, right?" The wife replies, "Who do I look like, Sara Lee?"

Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. His doctor says, "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a "Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit"... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint, and a shovel." Mario asks, "So, what do I do with these things, doc? The doctor replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen!" you hit her with the shovel. Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!" Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other, "Should we say hi to those 2 tampons? "The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts." A mother and her very young son were flying Westjet Airlines from Ottawa to Calgary. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?' The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So, the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The stewardess who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, 'Did your Mom tell you to ask me?' The boy said, 'Yes, she did.' 'Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Westjet always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you.’

stuff is sooooooooo good Trix

gotta love Teresa Dober 😈

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Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking.One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit."She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex."He replied, "But they stunt your growth."She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he had never. Smiling and shifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse then?" There were these two 95-year old men sitting at the senior center one day when the one states, "I have to get right home!""What's your hurry?" asks the other."Me and the wife are having sex again today.""Again? How often do you have sex?""Every day! I don't have time to talk, but I'll tell you what the secret is... Pumpernickel Bread." And he scurried off.As the other old guy was walking home, he passed a bakery and wandered in. "Do you have any Pumpernickel Bread?" he asked the lady behind the counter."Yes, we have 3 shelves of Pumpernickel Bread.""I'll take it all," the old man blurts out.The lady was surprised and says, "All of it?! It'll get hard."The old man replies, "WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS BUT ME?" Three boys were sitting on a fence talking. One of the little boys says to the other, "If you could have your body covered in anything, what would it be?" After thinking for a while, the boy answers. "Silver" "Well, why?" "I could peel it off and buy that Honda over there" The boy then asks the other, "And you?" "Gold, I could peel it off and by the BMW sitting over there" After a few seconds one of the boys ask the first boy, "Well, what about you?" The boy thought and thought and finally, said very calmly, "Hair." Well, the other two boys were just sickened and asked..."HAIR???? Why in the hell would you want your WHOLE BODY covered in HAIR???" "Well," the boy answered, "My sister has got a little tiny patch of hair and she owns both of those cars!!!"

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