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One day, Mom was cleaning junior's room, and in the closet, she found some bondage S+M magazines. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?"Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him." A group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting.Their task for today is to each stand up in turn speak their name and admit to their fellow inmates what crime they committed.The first prisoner stands and says "My name is Daniel and I'm in for murder"Everyone gives him approving looks and pats on the back for admitting his wrongdoing.The next guy stands up and says "My name is Mike and I'm in for armed robbery" Again, there is a round of approving looks. This goes around the circle until it gets to the last guy.He stands up and says "My name is Luke, but I'm not telling you what I'm in for" The group leader says "Now, come on Luke, you have to admit it to us to make any progress. Tell us what you did.""Ok then. I'm in for fucking dogs."Everyone is disgusted! They all shout "What??!! How LOW can you get!""Well...I did manage do to a dachshund one time, but I had to lift her back legs up a little," Luke replies. Guy gets a new job and he works Tuesday to Friday, but on Monday he calls his boss and says: "I cannot come in today. I'm sick."The same thing happens next week and the week after.The boss gets irritated, but he doesn't want to fire the guy,because he's really good at what he does. He calls him in his office and says to him: "Listen, I'm really happy that I've hired you, but you simply don't work on Mondays. Tell me what the problem is? Do you drink a lot, do you take drugs?""No," replies the guy, "I don't drink at all and I don't do drugs. But my sister is married to this guy, who drinks every weekend. So when he comes home he beats her really badly. I go to visit her every Monday to make sure she's OK. She starts crying on my shoulder, one thing leads to another and then we start fucking.""You fuck your sister?"The guy replies, "Hey, I told you I was sick." A teacher puts a photograph of a Tomcat on the blackboard, and proceeds to ask the class, if they can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat?Little Mary has the first attempt and answers, "By fur Miss?"The teacher replies, "Not quite right Mary, but a good try."Meanwhile all during the lesson Little Johnny is sitting down the back raising his hand in the air saying, "Me, Miss! Me, Miss!"The next student the teacher picks is Peter, and he answers, "Is it attached by skin Miss?"The teacher replies, "Not quite right either, Peter... anybody else want to try?"Finally, the teacher had no choice but to pick Little Johnny. She said to Johnny, "What do you think the tail is attached by?"Johnny replies, "Judging by the size of those nuts on the cat... I'd say it would have to be bolted on! A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good-looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good, or you'll be history. Here's your equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"The girl says, "I'll go first."She walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's mouth is on the floor.He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"The young man replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."

Couple of, glad u dug it

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A guy is at a bar sipping his drink when he spots a gorgeous blonde sitting at one of the tables with her friends. She catches him staring at her and they eye each other for a while. Then he decides to ‘go for it’, and motions to her with his finger (you know, that "come here" motion made by the index finger). So, she walks over to where he's standing. He leans over and in a low voice whispers in her ear, "If I could make you 'come' with one finger, imagine what I could do with a whole hand." A man asked his neighbor how he kept his car looking so nice and glossy. The neighbor replied that his wife gave him all her worn out panties, and he used these to polish his car with. Being a bachelor, he decided to ask his stenographer for some of hers. One day at the office he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, what do you do with your panties when you wear them out?" "Well, that's a really personal question," she replied demurely. "But, if I can find them afterwards, I put them back on again." A guy is driving through the country and his car breaks down.He sees a farmhouse in the distance, so he goes over and knocks on the door.A little kid comes to the door, and the guy says, "My car just broke down and I'd like to use your telephone. Is you mom home?"The little kid says, "Nope."The guy says, "Well, where is she?"The little kid says, "Oh, she's out in the backyard, fucking the old goat."The guy goes, "Oh my God! Isn't she afraid of getting pregnant?"The little kid says, "Naaa-aaa-aaa!" A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.""Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay, too!"On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

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A girl says to her boyfriend, "I read a study that said 90 percent of all men masturbate in the shower and the other 10 percent sing." "Really?" said the boyfriend. "Yes," said the girlfriend, "and do you know what song they sing?" "No," replied the boyfriend. "I didn't think so," she said.

Nadine: "Were your parents upset when you got a divorce?"Jill: "Well, you know how parents are. My mother said, 'So! Is this how it's going to be? Just one man after another... for the rest of your life?'"Nadine: "Typical! What did you tell her?"Jill: I said, "Gee, I hope so!" A girl goes to confession. "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday." "Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked."Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission" "Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm."Yes father.""That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch.""But father he also touched my breasts." "You mean like this??" He touches her breasts."Yes father." "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father, he took off my clothes." "Like this??" He takes off her clothes. "Yes father." "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where." "Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where. "Yes father," she says sometime later. "But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father, he has AIDS." "THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!" John was at home with the missus when he heard a knock at the front door. He opened it to see his friend Mike crouched, clutching his hands between his legs."What's wrong?" John said."I've been hit by a bloody golf ball!" said Mike.Just then John's blonde wife, Tanya, came to the door and said, "Quick, come in here, and I'll look after you."When John looked in the kitchen, he saw Mike sitting on a dining chair. Tanya had a bowl of rose water and petals and was bathing his friend's family jewels with cotton wool and water."Wow!" said John, "How do you feel?"Mike turned and said "John, I think what your wife has done has helped a lot!"Then, holding his hand in the air he said, "But, I still think I'll lose the thumb nail!"

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A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 21 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $500.""Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it by hiking.""Come on," the father said. "Tell me the truth.""That is the truth," the boy replied. "Every night you were working late, Mr. Reynolds from the corner shop would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!" A German, an American, and an Englishman were exploring the jungle when they came across an breathtakingly beautiful waterfall.After admiring it for a while, the American says, "When I look at this waterfall, I think of the great American Constitution, you know, where every atom of water is like an individual who has the freedom to make it's own way through the world in unison with nature."The German says, "When I look at this waterfall, I think of the great German economy, strong and powerful and smooth running."The Englishman, when asked about his thoughts says, "When I look at this waterfall, I think of oral sex."The American and the German look at him in amazement."What is it about this waterfall makes you think of oral sex?""Uh, everything I look at makes me think of oral sex." A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey."So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?"She replies "Middlesex." He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?" She replies, "Freehold."Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?"She replies, "Point Pleasant." Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?" "No", she replies, "That's Eatontown." The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!"

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