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need something to get this party started ( 3 vids) Her car.mp4 BBC his car.mp4 Sunday bj.mp4

well, well, well, 20 pages of fun During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well-educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a p." The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant." And Billy says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. " The teacher passed out…. "What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball." How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Blondes don't screw in light bulbs. They screw in Jacuzzis A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says: "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question." A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face.She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?""Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher.""That's right, Dad.""Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for.""That sounds great, Dad, but can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."

Nice to see you back

yet again it wouldn't let me post quite a few pics. all the same format

not sure if these will work (5 vids) 3WAY.mp4 Sneeze.mp4 She’s making sure he knows who owns him..wmv more car fun.mp4 Gettin stuffed with some black cock..wmv

lol, well now, I can't say, 'never mind Wild Thing," however, I'd be happy to feed Becky for you Peter

Ok, a lot of political ones in here. Don't get mad; get even. Feel free to post other side of the coin as well.

been a while since I fed you. are you paying attention Wild Thing???????? lol

A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting."What's up?" he asks."I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet, and he's got no clothes on!"The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there sits his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor."You bastard!" says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?" A wife is having sex with her husband's best friend one day.Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. "Yes. . . Uh huh. . . OK. . . Yes. . . Bye"Her husband's best friend says, "Who was it?""That was my husband," she replied.The man jumped out of bed, and tried to put on his clothes in a hurry."Relax," said the wife. "He just called to tell me he was out playing golf with you." There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their high school graduation. It was getting near prom night and neither of them had a date for it.So one day, the girl approaches her brother and says, "Hey, you got a date for the prom yet?"He says, "No, why? You got someone lined up for me?""You might say that. Why don't you take me to the prom?""Take you? You kidding? You're my sister!""Well, are you taking somebody else out?""You know I don't have a date, sis.""And neither do I. But we both want to go to the prom, don't we?" Her brother nods.She continues, "So we should go with each other."The brother can't see anything wrong with her reasoning, so he tells his sister that if neither of them has a date by Wednesday evening he will take her to the prom.Wednesday evening rolls around. Neither of the siblings has a date, so the brother tells his sister that he'll take her to the prom on Friday.At the prom, both of them have a good time. The brother is glad that his sister talked him into taking her.Then, while he's standing at the punch bowl, his sister comes up to him again."Hey, brother, let's dance. "He looks around to make sure that nobody heard her. "Look, sis, this is the Senior Prom, okay? I'm not going to dance with my own sister at the prom, okay?""Don't be so shy. Look, Jimmy Elder is dancing with his cousin. So why can't you dance with your sister?""Oh . . . all right. "So they dance, a slow number. The rest of the prom passes by and after a while it's over and time to go. Both of them have had a good time.In the car, with the brother at the wheel, the sister looks over at him and says, "Let's not go straight home."He gives her a curious look and says, "What are we going to do instead?""Oh, I don't know. Just drive around."He agrees, and after they have driven around a while, out in the country, she looks over at him again and says, "Want to find some place to park?""Hell," he says, "are you crazy? You're my sister, I'm not going parking with you!""Who said anything about 'going parking'? Let's just pull over somewhere and talk for a while, okay? It's been a busy year for both of us, how long has it been since we've had a chance to talk to each other?"So she finally talks her brother into pulling the car over on a secluded back road, and after a few minutes of idle talk, she looks over at him again."Hey . . . " she says."What?""Why don't you kiss me?""You've been suggesting a lot of weird things lately, you know that? I'm not going to kiss you, you're my sister! "And he reached for the ignition switch to start the car.She reached out and took his hand. "I know I'm your sister. You've mentioned that a lot lately. And you're my brother. And don't we love each other? Why shouldn't we kiss if we feel like it?" She kissed him on the cheek and he kissed her back. After a few minutes of kissing, she whispered in his ear, "Come on. Let's do it.""Do what?" said her brother, but he had a good idea of what his sister had in mind."You know what," his sister replied."I can't do that with you, you're my. . . " His voice trailed off.While he was on top of her, his sister murmured, "You know, you're a lot lighter than Dad.""I know," said her brother. "Mom told me."

dude, I'm telling you, this woman had the most beautiful pussy I have ever seen

yup, I rarely post them. I you dig 'em I'll post more from time to time

There's one I remember from a long time ago. She was much younger. Just her and a brother with a huge cock that filled her with cream.

Not sure how I feel about this computer generated stuff. Anyone else have an opinion?

guess love is grand. (2 vids). Special thanks to Wild Thing Love is beautiful.mp4 Renata suckled an unknown black man in the middle of the street.mp4

post 2 of 2 SOME NICE MOM/DAU AND DON'T FORGET WHEN LOOKING AT THE RETROS; COULD BE YOUR GRANDMA

too many for one post. post 1 of 2 SOME NICE MOM/DAU AND DON'T FORGET WHEN LOOKING AT THE RETROS; COULD BE YOUR GRANDMA

A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and the man was reading the ads in the paper.He looked up and said, "Here is a great sale on tires!"His wife replied, "What do you want tires for? You don't have a car."He came back with, "I don't complain when you go out and buy a new bra!" One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan." After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." William was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half-sister too, William. I'm awfully sorry about this." William was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married, " he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister." His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's not really your biological father." A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first-year medical students.Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"She replied, "Probably deer hunting or playing golf with his buddies." One of two gays who were living together fell in love with the handsome young doctor across the street."I'd just love to meet him," said one gay to his roommate, "if you have no objections. But I don't know how to go about it.""I don't mind, sweets. Have your fling. Just pose as one of his patients."So the first one went to the doctor's office the next day and said his name was Smith."What's your problem, Mr. Smith?" the doctor asked."Oh, Doctor, I have such a terrible pain in my rectum.""Let's have a look," said the doctor. "Take off your trousers."The doctor parted his cheeks and looked up inside with a flashlight."Holy smoke!" the doctor exclaimed. "No wonder you have pains. Do you realize that you have one dozen roses up in there?""Never mind the roses," the patient said. "Just read the card!" There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds, and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what's wrong? The head nurse replied, "We don't know what to do with this baby boy." So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "Well it's obvious that you should put him into a mental institution." "Why," asked the head nurse. "Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

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